Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
@lindsaynicolle.bsky.social
Your least favorite account’s favorite account. She/her.
Do I actually need a hair steamer for my wavy hair or am I just being influenced??
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Do I actually need a hair steamer for my wavy hair or am I just being influenced??
“These are the Portland Trail Blazers! They’ve got a lot of heart.”
“Cool”
“Their coach was busted by the FBI”
“Oh no”
“Now they have an interim coach who shows a lot of promise!”
“Neat!”
“This is our best player. He’s objectively evil”
“What—“
“And here’s our 19-year-old surprise draft pick!”
“Cool”
“Their coach was busted by the FBI”
“Oh no”
“Now they have an interim coach who shows a lot of promise!”
“Neat!”
“This is our best player. He’s objectively evil”
“What—“
“And here’s our 19-year-old surprise draft pick!”
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“These are the Portland Trail Blazers! They’ve got a lot of heart.”
“Cool”
“Their coach was busted by the FBI”
“Oh no”
“Now they have an interim coach who shows a lot of promise!”
“Neat!”
“This is our best player. He’s objectively evil”
“What—“
“And here’s our 19-year-old surprise draft pick!”
“Cool”
“Their coach was busted by the FBI”
“Oh no”
“Now they have an interim coach who shows a lot of promise!”
“Neat!”
“This is our best player. He’s objectively evil”
“What—“
“And here’s our 19-year-old surprise draft pick!”
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is probably my favorite album that talks about both Jesus and semen.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is probably my favorite album that talks about both Jesus and semen.
Jerami Grant being marked questionable due to illness yet still showing up like this. Are you even kidding me?
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Jerami Grant being marked questionable due to illness yet still showing up like this. Are you even kidding me?
Man, I try so hard to resist the mindset of “the only good music is the stuff that makes me feel nostalgic” but every time I look at the records that were coming out in, like, 2005-2010, I’m a little speechless
maybe the most white millennial coded thing about me is that i kinda think Vampire Weekend is up there with the greats.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Man, I try so hard to resist the mindset of “the only good music is the stuff that makes me feel nostalgic” but every time I look at the records that were coming out in, like, 2005-2010, I’m a little speechless
Last night, my son came into my room and very solemnly said, “mom, I have terrible news. The blazers game is on at 10 tomorrow” and wow, he gets me. Also wow, that was terrible news
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Last night, my son came into my room and very solemnly said, “mom, I have terrible news. The blazers game is on at 10 tomorrow” and wow, he gets me. Also wow, that was terrible news
Each day, I send my kids off to school, and each day, they come home to let me know that yet another 8-year-old has my number and that I can be expecting a text about a playdate soon.
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Each day, I send my kids off to school, and each day, they come home to let me know that yet another 8-year-old has my number and that I can be expecting a text about a playdate soon.
All mascots can be edible if you believe in yourself
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All mascots can be edible if you believe in yourself
It’s just wild that every month, we have a new group/person/company coming out like, “woke is dead. Here’s a straight pride shirt” and then two months later they reappear and say “we lost all our money. Here’s some woke”
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s just wild that every month, we have a new group/person/company coming out like, “woke is dead. Here’s a straight pride shirt” and then two months later they reappear and say “we lost all our money. Here’s some woke”
Reposted by Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
It’s another fabulous Tina Tuesday!
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It’s another fabulous Tina Tuesday!
Oops you let a queer person into the group and now you have to hear about basketball. Trojan horse strikes again.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oops you let a queer person into the group and now you have to hear about basketball. Trojan horse strikes again.
The Denver city edition jerseys really are so good
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Denver city edition jerseys really are so good
Honestly I respect whitney the most out of Secret Lives. “I’m back here because I want to be on Dancing With The Stars.” Okay, girl, get it
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Honestly I respect whitney the most out of Secret Lives. “I’m back here because I want to be on Dancing With The Stars.” Okay, girl, get it
Going with a cheaper option for this year’s Advent calendar thanks to the tariffs
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Going with a cheaper option for this year’s Advent calendar thanks to the tariffs
Honestly Secret Lives of Mormon Wives mostly exists in my life to remind me of how much I hated being pregnant
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Honestly Secret Lives of Mormon Wives mostly exists in my life to remind me of how much I hated being pregnant
Did we ever figure out if it was Marjorie Taylor Greene who planted the failed pipe bomb on January 6th?
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did we ever figure out if it was Marjorie Taylor Greene who planted the failed pipe bomb on January 6th?
Behind every astonishingly brilliant and breathtakingly gorgeous woman paralyzed by self-doubt is just some man
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Behind every astonishingly brilliant and breathtakingly gorgeous woman paralyzed by self-doubt is just some man
I just killed my imposter syndrome.
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I just killed my imposter syndrome.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Literally no question about it
Literally no question about it
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Literally no question about it
Literally no question about it
Nobody:
Moms ten minutes into a quiet car ride: did I ever tell you guys about the time your aunt lost her kidney on the black market?
Moms ten minutes into a quiet car ride: did I ever tell you guys about the time your aunt lost her kidney on the black market?
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Nobody:
Moms ten minutes into a quiet car ride: did I ever tell you guys about the time your aunt lost her kidney on the black market?
Moms ten minutes into a quiet car ride: did I ever tell you guys about the time your aunt lost her kidney on the black market?
This is Cooper Flagg to me
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is Cooper Flagg to me
Giving up hope; giving up basketball
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Giving up hope; giving up basketball
I just love when game time in the NBA turns into floor time with the player dragging ass on the court like a toddler.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I just love when game time in the NBA turns into floor time with the player dragging ass on the court like a toddler.
Storming out of the group chat to prove your point is both extremely respectable and also the best way to instantly cede all power
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Storming out of the group chat to prove your point is both extremely respectable and also the best way to instantly cede all power
Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and why does Jordan look like every member of NSYNC smashed into one and then thrown into a shredder???
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and why does Jordan look like every member of NSYNC smashed into one and then thrown into a shredder???