Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
@lindsaynicolle.bsky.social
Your least favorite account’s favorite account. She/her.
When is science going to fix the flatness of NA beer aftertaste??
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When is science going to fix the flatness of NA beer aftertaste??
Functioning quite well on little sleep. Finally realized what Manchester orchestra meant when they wrote “couldn’t really love you anymore. You’d become my ceiling.” It was suddenly very easy for me to understand. I’m operating on a new plane of existence.
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Functioning quite well on little sleep. Finally realized what Manchester orchestra meant when they wrote “couldn’t really love you anymore. You’d become my ceiling.” It was suddenly very easy for me to understand. I’m operating on a new plane of existence.
You really just lose your name when you become a parent. You just introduce yourself as “____’s mom” and that’s fine
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You really just lose your name when you become a parent. You just introduce yourself as “____’s mom” and that’s fine
Voice of gravel, cooing to his canyon
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Voice of gravel, cooing to his canyon
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Just imagine the chaos at the table when you play this
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just imagine the chaos at the table when you play this
In an insomnia-fueled rage last night I blocked my most annoying reply guy and then I actually fell asleep and woke up feeling free
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In an insomnia-fueled rage last night I blocked my most annoying reply guy and then I actually fell asleep and woke up feeling free
Blessed day to have “RFK” muted
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Blessed day to have “RFK” muted
Girls will say “I really needed this” and it will just be the Trail Blazers not losing during the final second of the game
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Girls will say “I really needed this” and it will just be the Trail Blazers not losing during the final second of the game
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why does sour cream need to advertise on television?
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
why does sour cream need to advertise on television?
The Blazers' entire roster tonight
NBA schedule is cancelled tonight because every single player is out with a calf injury.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Blazers' entire roster tonight
Was feeling suicidal about an hour ago but glad I waited
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Was feeling suicidal about an hour ago but glad I waited
It’s not that I’m trying to be a give-your-kids-cereal-for-breakfast parent; it’s that I’m a give-myself-a-bowl-of-cereal-at-midnight adult and unfortunately, you cannot have one without the other
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s not that I’m trying to be a give-your-kids-cereal-for-breakfast parent; it’s that I’m a give-myself-a-bowl-of-cereal-at-midnight adult and unfortunately, you cannot have one without the other
Picture this. You come over to my house. We talk. We laugh. We put on your favorite movie. And then, you knock me out with a hammer so that maybe I can sleep. Idk. Just an idea.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Picture this. You come over to my house. We talk. We laugh. We put on your favorite movie. And then, you knock me out with a hammer so that maybe I can sleep. Idk. Just an idea.
I was a goo goo dolls truther, like, twenty days before the tiny desk, just fyi
Stop pretending like the goo goo dolls weren’t fucking awesome. This was a band whose main purpose was to make you feel like you’re the only person in the world as you walk through the grocery store aisle, and they excelled.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was a goo goo dolls truther, like, twenty days before the tiny desk, just fyi
Been doing this thing called “Husbandsing” lately where I just listen to Geese’s “Husbands” ten times in a row, and then I do something else, and then I come back and relisten to Geese’s “Husbands” ten more times
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Been doing this thing called “Husbandsing” lately where I just listen to Geese’s “Husbands” ten times in a row, and then I do something else, and then I come back and relisten to Geese’s “Husbands” ten more times
The only proper music leading into Thanksgiving is Andrew Bird’s Things Are Really Great Here, Sort Of…
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The only proper music leading into Thanksgiving is Andrew Bird’s Things Are Really Great Here, Sort Of…
(Seeing the Trail Blazers are 6-9 this season and throwing in a sad “nice.”)
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
(Seeing the Trail Blazers are 6-9 this season and throwing in a sad “nice.”)
Popping gummies before bed because I’m hardcore and edgy but really it’s magnesium because I’m an insomniac baby with anxiety
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Popping gummies before bed because I’m hardcore and edgy but really it’s magnesium because I’m an insomniac baby with anxiety
WE AS A SOCIETY SHOULD STOP NORMALIZING MAX BEMIS
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
WE AS A SOCIETY SHOULD STOP NORMALIZING MAX BEMIS
Very happy the year I decided to stop using Spotify was the same year my son googled the question “why is Linkin park so good”
Scrobbling without fear of Wrapped the way the good Lord intended
Scrobbling without fear of Wrapped the way the good Lord intended
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Very happy the year I decided to stop using Spotify was the same year my son googled the question “why is Linkin park so good”
Scrobbling without fear of Wrapped the way the good Lord intended
Scrobbling without fear of Wrapped the way the good Lord intended
Not to pit two beautiful women against each other but do you think mj lenderman resents cameron winter for stealing all of his rat boy thunder?
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Not to pit two beautiful women against each other but do you think mj lenderman resents cameron winter for stealing all of his rat boy thunder?
Geese - Getting Killed | From The Basement
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November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Once your parents hit a certain age, they love nothing more than texting you horrible images of their injuries. I’m pretty sure my mom only gets ingrown toenails as a way to keep in touch with her kids.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Once your parents hit a certain age, they love nothing more than texting you horrible images of their injuries. I’m pretty sure my mom only gets ingrown toenails as a way to keep in touch with her kids.
Hey my gym just announced they were ending childcare. Is life still worth it?
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey my gym just announced they were ending childcare. Is life still worth it?