Capricorn Iscariot
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social
He/him. Tarot, rpgs, vinyl, vampires, magic, nature, Southern food, mid-century modern design, 90’s music, 70’s fashion, trans rights 🏳️⚧️, Baltimore. Llewyn ap Oradein Vreith /|\
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I’m going to do a thread of all of my tarot decks and whether or not the Moon card has a weird crab on it. #tarotsky
1. White Numen, my favorite deck for workaday use. No crab.
1. White Numen, my favorite deck for workaday use. No crab.
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They should make a Sharpe videogame where you kill hundreds of Frenchmen at Badajoz with Dynasty Warriors style use of a Baker rifle and bayonet
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
They should make a Sharpe videogame where you kill hundreds of Frenchmen at Badajoz with Dynasty Warriors style use of a Baker rifle and bayonet
Witchcraft and Magick are cool and fun and you should try them
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Witchcraft and Magick are cool and fun and you should try them
Pluribus doesn’t sound good or interesting at all but everyone says it is 🤷🏻♂️
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pluribus doesn’t sound good or interesting at all but everyone says it is 🤷🏻♂️
Basic opinion, but Spirited Away.
In honor of Hayao Miyazaki's birthday, what's your favorite Studio Ghibli film? Doesn't have to be the one you think is "the best," just the one that nestled in your heart. Mine is Howl's Moving Castle.
a painting of howl 's moving castle shows a cloudy night sky
Alt: a pixelated gif of Howl's Castle sitting on a hillside under an evening sky.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Basic opinion, but Spirited Away.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a really good band and you should listen to them.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a really good band and you should listen to them.
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I close my eyes. I’m stressed. I’m scared. But I pray to a God I have no faith in. May my words be heard today. I chant. “Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I close my eyes. I’m stressed. I’m scared. But I pray to a God I have no faith in. May my words be heard today. I chant. “Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.”
“Why can’t we have a FUN Robin Hood again?” make one motherfucker nobody is stopping you
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
“Why can’t we have a FUN Robin Hood again?” make one motherfucker nobody is stopping you
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the new "death of robin hood" movie is not doing an edgy subversive new modern take with that "he was no hero" tagline. I'm pretty sure the ballad it's based on is like 400 years old. the prioress of kirklees story. it's an old one! the tagline is going to be why she kills him lol
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
the new "death of robin hood" movie is not doing an edgy subversive new modern take with that "he was no hero" tagline. I'm pretty sure the ballad it's based on is like 400 years old. the prioress of kirklees story. it's an old one! the tagline is going to be why she kills him lol
Sourdough toast + brie + chili crisp + sunny side up egg + salt and pepper
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Sourdough toast + brie + chili crisp + sunny side up egg + salt and pepper
Whoops accidentally did a set eight 280 lb squats
Now at:
3x8 at 190 lbs bench press
3x8 at 210 lbs squats
3x8 at 120 lbs shoulder press
3x8 at 120 lbs bar row
6x20 crunches
(@waltimedes.bsky.social called me out on my lazy squats so I had to up them)
3x8 at 190 lbs bench press
3x8 at 210 lbs squats
3x8 at 120 lbs shoulder press
3x8 at 120 lbs bar row
6x20 crunches
(@waltimedes.bsky.social called me out on my lazy squats so I had to up them)
Now at:
3x8 at 190 lbs bench press
3x8 at 190 lbs squats
3x8 at 120 lbs shoulder press
3x8 at 120 lbs bar row
5x20 crunches
3x8 at 190 lbs bench press
3x8 at 190 lbs squats
3x8 at 120 lbs shoulder press
3x8 at 120 lbs bar row
5x20 crunches
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Whoops accidentally did a set eight 280 lb squats
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For those who think impeachment isn't practical good tactics:
If a president violates the constitution or breaks the law and you don't impeach, you're ceding that the constitution is void and so is the law.
So much for practicality and good tactics.
If a president violates the constitution or breaks the law and you don't impeach, you're ceding that the constitution is void and so is the law.
So much for practicality and good tactics.
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
For those who think impeachment isn't practical good tactics:
If a president violates the constitution or breaks the law and you don't impeach, you're ceding that the constitution is void and so is the law.
So much for practicality and good tactics.
If a president violates the constitution or breaks the law and you don't impeach, you're ceding that the constitution is void and so is the law.
So much for practicality and good tactics.
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first skeleton of 2026
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
first skeleton of 2026
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Here comes a Hollowing Man
To empty all of your insides out
Here comes the Stuffing Man
To have a good rummage about
For you are his child
Stuffed with straw and bone
For you are his child
Stuffed with teeth and stone
- Trad. Hookland nursery rhyme
To empty all of your insides out
Here comes the Stuffing Man
To have a good rummage about
For you are his child
Stuffed with straw and bone
For you are his child
Stuffed with teeth and stone
- Trad. Hookland nursery rhyme
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Here comes a Hollowing Man
To empty all of your insides out
Here comes the Stuffing Man
To have a good rummage about
For you are his child
Stuffed with straw and bone
For you are his child
Stuffed with teeth and stone
- Trad. Hookland nursery rhyme
To empty all of your insides out
Here comes the Stuffing Man
To have a good rummage about
For you are his child
Stuffed with straw and bone
For you are his child
Stuffed with teeth and stone
- Trad. Hookland nursery rhyme
Still thinking about the Zonar
Last night I dreamed about a #Battletech mech called the Zonar. It was terrible! 35 tons, shaped like a frisbee with legs, but no arms, and it’s only weapon was a medium laser.
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Still thinking about the Zonar
Just to be clear, these are probably the two best ttrpgs
The Bastionlands return to North America, and if you get either through Jan 26, you'll get a cart discount on any NSR/OSR titles you pick up with them.
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January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Just to be clear, these are probably the two best ttrpgs
Still, you turn me on, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. Please advise.
Still nothing else matters, Metallica. Please advise.
Still losing myself in the music, Eminem. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Still, you turn me on, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. Please advise.
My kids and I play extremely competitive Road Rash. The trash talk gets intense.
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
My kids and I play extremely competitive Road Rash. The trash talk gets intense.
Landstalker is the best action rpg you’ve never played
10. LandStalker, one of my favorite games of all time on any platform
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Landstalker is the best action rpg you’ve never played
Alexander (age 8): “I am, I am, a real religious man! Sing it with me, mom!”
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Alexander (age 8): “I am, I am, a real religious man! Sing it with me, mom!”
The secret Russian base under the mall in Stranger Things season 3 was stupid
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The secret Russian base under the mall in Stranger Things season 3 was stupid
Do you want to see a thread of all of my Sega Genesis games?
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Do you want to see a thread of all of my Sega Genesis games?
What are you going to say when Congress grants a retroactive AUMF in a few weeks because they are spineless bootlicking cowards?
You have to be able to articulate some kind of moral or civic standard beyond process.
You have to be able to articulate some kind of moral or civic standard beyond process.
Hot take but process is not virtuous by itself.
All of this would be just as bad if they were doing it in a legal, Constitutionally permitted way.
All of this would be just as bad if they were doing it in a legal, Constitutionally permitted way.
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
What are you going to say when Congress grants a retroactive AUMF in a few weeks because they are spineless bootlicking cowards?
You have to be able to articulate some kind of moral or civic standard beyond process.
You have to be able to articulate some kind of moral or civic standard beyond process.
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Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
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We definitely need to stop violating international law and doing war crimes in Latin America but also please tell me which presidential administration has *not* violated international law and done war crimes in Latin America? I’ll wait.
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
We definitely need to stop violating international law and doing war crimes in Latin America but also please tell me which presidential administration has *not* violated international law and done war crimes in Latin America? I’ll wait.