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packet-wrangler. she/her pronouns.
An outstanding - and accurate - update to the original.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Beautiful thread from my ride-or-die @charliejane.bsky.social about the organization that our @humblebundle.com is benefitting. Buy some books (cheap!!) and help the amazing Miss Major Alexander Lee Black Trans Cultural Center!
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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For #SuperbOwlSunday a gorgeous armed #owl, depicted on a Greek vessel, dating 5th century BC.

📷Louvre, Paris
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
This is delightful.

[“If I was a Grit man”?]
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Oh no the bollards! @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
The driver took out multiple bollards and the stair railing 😲

In Peter's photo, you can see the snow covered circle at the top of the stairs at the right (where a bollard used to be) and another bollard knocked out at the bottom left.
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Going with a pic of the Batboy musical is a deep cut.
well played, Onion.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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But also, this may be one of the best conflict-of-interest statements ever?
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
*snerk*
my mom, a retired nurse who sometimes forgets what is and is not layman knowledge: So yeah, your dad's doctor appointment went well, except... Do you know what a prostate is?
me, who has been reading gay fanfiction since I was at least 15: I do, yes.
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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This deal is incredible & it's for the best cause! You can get ALL the fiction by me and @charliejane.bsky.social from @humblebundle.com for a low, low price -- and all sales benefit the Miss Major Alexander L. Lee Black Trans Justice Center. www.humblebundle.com/books/charli...
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Why does the entire industry look like they had a logo drawing contest and the only rule was “eat this acid and draw a butthole”?
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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We dropped our paywall for this new piece.

Court Watch picked one of the largest ‘news deserts’ in the South and examined all the new court dockets that went unreported to tell a larger story about the need for local journalism

‘Dockets Die In Darkness’

www.courtwatch.news/p/the-rabbit...
The Rabbit Hole: Dockets Die in Darkness
Among the 17 counties in Georgia that don’t have a single local news source, 12 of the counties are in the Middle District of Georgia’s jurisdiction. This week, we sought to highlight the dockets dyin...
www.courtwatch.news
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Useful info!
With all the *gestures around wildly* going on, I thought I’d re-up my gear recommendation for a hot protest where there’s likely to be gas deployed. This kit aims to solve two problems:

1. Stop the gas from settling on the skin of your face, head, and neck

2. Be cheap enough to throw away after
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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I have been made aware that English Heritage is selling Plush Stonehenge Trilithon cushion

www.english-heritageshop.org.uk/stonehenge-t...
Stonehenge Trilithon Cushion
www.english-heritageshop.org.uk
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
WOOHOO! Mystery almost certainly solved! Signs point to “Trauma” by Graham Masterton. bsky.app/profile/rmd1...
Okay nerds - trying to find a book I read maybe 20 years ago? Latina LA crime scene cleaner gets involved in a murder, might tie in with La Llorona? @kathryntewson.bsky.social you might also have read this if I was out there then. @kjccreates.bsky.social also read it but also can't remember title
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Okay nerds - trying to find a book I read maybe 20 years ago? Latina LA crime scene cleaner gets involved in a murder, might tie in with La Llorona? @kathryntewson.bsky.social you might also have read this if I was out there then. @kjccreates.bsky.social also read it but also can't remember title
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Evan knows what’s up.
January 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
UNEXPECTED NERD LINK!
Here's Phil Foglio's 1983 cover for Robert Asprin's Hit or Myth.

The model for the demon was Foglio's friend Greg Ketter, owner of Dreamhaven Books in Minneapolis, who was recently photographed walking through tear gas at age 70 to protest the ongoing ICE invasion

www.blackgate.com/2021/01/12/g...
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Huh. 3F (-16C)
Okay yeah that‘s pretty fucking cold. Esp for sea level and close to the coast.
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM