M. Gordon
@dimespin.bsky.social
Magera Gordon - you can call me Dime or Gordon (Magera if you know me)
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
Mom: Do you have some of your coffee in the fridge?
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Mom: Do you have some of your coffee in the fridge?
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
One of the previous times I house sat caused me to discover my bed was hurting me to sleep in, as the tingling under my shoulder blades went away - this time I discovered I fixed the problem pretty damn well with carefully situated pillows because aaaa it was so nice to lay in my own bed
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
One of the previous times I house sat caused me to discover my bed was hurting me to sleep in, as the tingling under my shoulder blades went away - this time I discovered I fixed the problem pretty damn well with carefully situated pillows because aaaa it was so nice to lay in my own bed
4AM when you need to go grocery shopping is about creativity, it's about innovation, it's about wrapping the chicken from a trader joe's butter chicken frozen dinner in a tortilla.
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
4AM when you need to go grocery shopping is about creativity, it's about innovation, it's about wrapping the chicken from a trader joe's butter chicken frozen dinner in a tortilla.
Home from house sitting - it's so nice to be in my own space again
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Home from house sitting - it's so nice to be in my own space again
We assumed the friend’s cat yowls because he misses his person but my mom mentioned it to her and apparently he does that when she’s home too. So I guess “god owes him money” is as good a guess as any for what he’s hollering about
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
We assumed the friend’s cat yowls because he misses his person but my mom mentioned it to her and apparently he does that when she’s home too. So I guess “god owes him money” is as good a guess as any for what he’s hollering about
Scale brush madness update: have reached a skill level where I find the first couple I made embarrassing because I know better ways to achieve the effect I was going for
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Scale brush madness update: have reached a skill level where I find the first couple I made embarrassing because I know better ways to achieve the effect I was going for
Tried to brush my friend’s cat. He bit me twice about it. Now understand why his fur situation is the way it is.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Tried to brush my friend’s cat. He bit me twice about it. Now understand why his fur situation is the way it is.
Making procreate brushes is turning into a tribble situation. Every time I make one I learn something about how they function and immediately think of something else to experiment with which produces another one
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Making procreate brushes is turning into a tribble situation. Every time I make one I learn something about how they function and immediately think of something else to experiment with which produces another one
Reminded of the song One Night In Bangkok. It’s amazing to think this looney tunes ass monologue set to music charted. I get it because it’s catchy but how in the hell did it many to be catchy
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reminded of the song One Night In Bangkok. It’s amazing to think this looney tunes ass monologue set to music charted. I get it because it’s catchy but how in the hell did it many to be catchy
[shouted at me by a neighbor I vaguely knew but not this well as I rode past on a bike] “I love your hair! I want your hair! GIVE ME YOUR HAIR! COME BACK GIVE IT TO ME”
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
[shouted at me by a neighbor I vaguely knew but not this well as I rode past on a bike] “I love your hair! I want your hair! GIVE ME YOUR HAIR! COME BACK GIVE IT TO ME”
Someone replied to my post and then got mad at me for assuming their reply was in response to me and what I said.
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Someone replied to my post and then got mad at me for assuming their reply was in response to me and what I said.
Me: (thinking) 4AM is the perfect time to put the Wikipedia app on my devices and start reading it recreationally. New year, new me
My friend’s cat that I am pet sitting: *hollering at the ceiling like god owes him money*
My friend’s cat that I am pet sitting: *hollering at the ceiling like god owes him money*
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Me: (thinking) 4AM is the perfect time to put the Wikipedia app on my devices and start reading it recreationally. New year, new me
My friend’s cat that I am pet sitting: *hollering at the ceiling like god owes him money*
My friend’s cat that I am pet sitting: *hollering at the ceiling like god owes him money*
I got a small cheap clipper as a Christmas gift to myself and used it to trim Historian’s ridiculous toe fluff (it tracks cat litter crumbs everywhere) - I would describe Historian’s reaction to the clipper as “mildly indignant”
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I got a small cheap clipper as a Christmas gift to myself and used it to trim Historian’s ridiculous toe fluff (it tracks cat litter crumbs everywhere) - I would describe Historian’s reaction to the clipper as “mildly indignant”
Sometimes I still think about a website I used to visit back around 2000 that had polls regularly and one day the poll question was “Have you ever unknowingly swallowed an eyelash?” There was only one option to vote for “I don’t know”
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sometimes I still think about a website I used to visit back around 2000 that had polls regularly and one day the poll question was “Have you ever unknowingly swallowed an eyelash?” There was only one option to vote for “I don’t know”
Today’s random memory: when I was a kid or teen when me and my mom rode the bus, my mom would always take the window seat, but that meant she had to pull the cord to request a stop. She was too ADHD to pay attention to landmarks out the window for half an hour so I needed to tell her when to pull it
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Today’s random memory: when I was a kid or teen when me and my mom rode the bus, my mom would always take the window seat, but that meant she had to pull the cord to request a stop. She was too ADHD to pay attention to landmarks out the window for half an hour so I needed to tell her when to pull it
Finally a day below 40F - finally it is the time of year when I sniffle in my mask at the store and people suddenly realize they need to be in a different aisle
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finally a day below 40F - finally it is the time of year when I sniffle in my mask at the store and people suddenly realize they need to be in a different aisle
Seriously considering redefining my “agents” as a type of fairy (in my setting) because 1. They are structurally identical, just different sizes 2. The thought of Parker (guy in my most recent art piece) introducing himself as a fairy is hilarious to me
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Seriously considering redefining my “agents” as a type of fairy (in my setting) because 1. They are structurally identical, just different sizes 2. The thought of Parker (guy in my most recent art piece) introducing himself as a fairy is hilarious to me
I wasn’t always a lip balm type of person so maybe everyone knew it was a good idea to have a different, gooier one in the winter because the waxier ones won’t wipe off on your lips but this is a whole new revelation for me
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I wasn’t always a lip balm type of person so maybe everyone knew it was a good idea to have a different, gooier one in the winter because the waxier ones won’t wipe off on your lips but this is a whole new revelation for me
I decided to make a fish scale procreate brush and then got addicted so I have three of them now. I guess there are worse ways to spend Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I decided to make a fish scale procreate brush and then got addicted so I have three of them now. I guess there are worse ways to spend Christmas.
Decided to get some barbecue duck from a Chinese restaurant in this neighborhood which was an excellent idea. It was weirdly nostalgic. I think by happenstance the last time I had duck seasoned this way I was 12 or something.
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Decided to get some barbecue duck from a Chinese restaurant in this neighborhood which was an excellent idea. It was weirdly nostalgic. I think by happenstance the last time I had duck seasoned this way I was 12 or something.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
Lmao my mom’s favorite restaurant texted me merry Christmas and a reminder they’re open today - they’ve never done that before. Get that bag, I need y’all to stay solvent between now and Mother’s Day.
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Lmao my mom’s favorite restaurant texted me merry Christmas and a reminder they’re open today - they’ve never done that before. Get that bag, I need y’all to stay solvent between now and Mother’s Day.
I live on the bottom floor of an apartment building so upstairs noises are my normal, but I’m on the second floor of my friend’s two story house and there are ceiling noises and it’s freaking me out. It’s VERY windy so that’s probably why. Ya better watch out ya better watch out ya better watch out
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I live on the bottom floor of an apartment building so upstairs noises are my normal, but I’m on the second floor of my friend’s two story house and there are ceiling noises and it’s freaking me out. It’s VERY windy so that’s probably why. Ya better watch out ya better watch out ya better watch out
House sitting. I forgot to pack molasses for my oatmeal and the local store doesn’t have it. I’m gonna try using piloncillo (which they did have) instead. Little bitty cooking side quest.
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
House sitting. I forgot to pack molasses for my oatmeal and the local store doesn’t have it. I’m gonna try using piloncillo (which they did have) instead. Little bitty cooking side quest.