M. Gordon
@dimespin.bsky.social
Magera Gordon - you can call me Dime or Gordon (Magera if you know me)
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
At (my cat) Historian's request I have decided to give her her wet food at the same time every day or my bed time if I'll be asleep at the time. I think she demanded it today even though it's not bed time because it's laced with laxative and she probably has opinions on when that kicks in.
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
At (my cat) Historian's request I have decided to give her her wet food at the same time every day or my bed time if I'll be asleep at the time. I think she demanded it today even though it's not bed time because it's laced with laxative and she probably has opinions on when that kicks in.
Slowly working on patching my favorite hoodie. I've come to realize I'm not a fan of the patch being on top of the fabric, so I put the patch below the hole and hem the original fabric. This has forced me to get creative with how I access the other side. Like cutting a hole in a pocket.
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Slowly working on patching my favorite hoodie. I've come to realize I'm not a fan of the patch being on top of the fabric, so I put the patch below the hole and hem the original fabric. This has forced me to get creative with how I access the other side. Like cutting a hole in a pocket.
*listens to a youtube video about a guy deciding to walk across America and not even making it out of a single state park before needing an uber home* ... maybe I should get out to a trail sometime†
†paved trail, on a bike, going a distance I normally can cycle without issue
†paved trail, on a bike, going a distance I normally can cycle without issue
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
*listens to a youtube video about a guy deciding to walk across America and not even making it out of a single state park before needing an uber home* ... maybe I should get out to a trail sometime†
†paved trail, on a bike, going a distance I normally can cycle without issue
†paved trail, on a bike, going a distance I normally can cycle without issue
Staring at my cat Historian and just saying out loud like I'm surprised "there are people who can vote who are younger than this cat"
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Staring at my cat Historian and just saying out loud like I'm surprised "there are people who can vote who are younger than this cat"
Love how costco sort of just automatically makes you the person from a math problem. I just bought 500 plastic forks.
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Love how costco sort of just automatically makes you the person from a math problem. I just bought 500 plastic forks.
A gaggle of like, 20 children, all pressing a walk signal button in rapid succession so the voice it produces chants “Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait-“
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
A gaggle of like, 20 children, all pressing a walk signal button in rapid succession so the voice it produces chants “Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait-“
Extremely 40 year old hobbies: going to 7 different grocery stores in a rotation to get the best deals or best quality from each one, and comparison shopping with a calculator.
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Extremely 40 year old hobbies: going to 7 different grocery stores in a rotation to get the best deals or best quality from each one, and comparison shopping with a calculator.
Guy meowing in the hall. He gives ME a weird look for opening my door and looking to see where the fuck the meowing is coming from.
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Guy meowing in the hall. He gives ME a weird look for opening my door and looking to see where the fuck the meowing is coming from.
I'm too tired to go to the pharmacy because of my sleeping disorder but they didn't give me one of my meds when I was there last and I'll run out if I don't go so I'm trying to debate with myself whether I should push through and bike there anyway or take an uber or whatever
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I'm too tired to go to the pharmacy because of my sleeping disorder but they didn't give me one of my meds when I was there last and I'll run out if I don't go so I'm trying to debate with myself whether I should push through and bike there anyway or take an uber or whatever
The degree to which my quality of life suffers if I don't have my now standard oatmeal for breakfast or lunch is honestly comical. I'm glad it works and I'm the kind of person that can have the same thing daily so often, but it feels like a load bearing coconut situation
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 AM
The degree to which my quality of life suffers if I don't have my now standard oatmeal for breakfast or lunch is honestly comical. I'm glad it works and I'm the kind of person that can have the same thing daily so often, but it feels like a load bearing coconut situation
My N24 sleep pattern is being more unpredictable lately plus the narcolepsy acting up, my pain is worse, and I just had a migraine. I don’t know how to deal with how many things stand between me and literally any kind of goal.
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My N24 sleep pattern is being more unpredictable lately plus the narcolepsy acting up, my pain is worse, and I just had a migraine. I don’t know how to deal with how many things stand between me and literally any kind of goal.
Thinking about this because my order of rancho gordo beans just shipped - I think it's funny how when you look up people asking what everyone recommends ordering from them, there is no broad agreement. Each one seems to be someone's favorite
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Thinking about this because my order of rancho gordo beans just shipped - I think it's funny how when you look up people asking what everyone recommends ordering from them, there is no broad agreement. Each one seems to be someone's favorite
People about every randombred gray cat: oh you have a russian blue!
Actual russian blue cats: 👽
Actual russian blue cats: 👽
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
People about every randombred gray cat: oh you have a russian blue!
Actual russian blue cats: 👽
Actual russian blue cats: 👽
Being in a lot of pain and not being able to focus on reading or fine motor skills is very boring.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Being in a lot of pain and not being able to focus on reading or fine motor skills is very boring.
Sometimes my chronic pain feels so nebulous and hard to say how bad it is and I have to look at my own behavior like an outside observer. I've spent my day today either crying or sleeping so probably not great.
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes my chronic pain feels so nebulous and hard to say how bad it is and I have to look at my own behavior like an outside observer. I've spent my day today either crying or sleeping so probably not great.
Sometimes I realize I'm sitting wearing headphones with nothing playing and just imagining music. Does that happen to you and if it does do you usually play the song for real or something else? I usually play something I haven't memorized like that.
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Sometimes I realize I'm sitting wearing headphones with nothing playing and just imagining music. Does that happen to you and if it does do you usually play the song for real or something else? I usually play something I haven't memorized like that.
Last month I decided to switch Historian to a different formula of cat food (hoping it'd fix a mild issue she was having) but after slowly transitioning her onto it she just wasn't eating as much as she should
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Last month I decided to switch Historian to a different formula of cat food (hoping it'd fix a mild issue she was having) but after slowly transitioning her onto it she just wasn't eating as much as she should
Me: Historian wanted me to watch her eat. She ate five kibbles one at a time, had a drink, and that was it
Mom: You're so kind to her
Me: Well yeah, if her intake is gonna be like that, I want her to eat the five kibbles!
Mom: You're so kind to her
Me: Well yeah, if her intake is gonna be like that, I want her to eat the five kibbles!
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Me: Historian wanted me to watch her eat. She ate five kibbles one at a time, had a drink, and that was it
Mom: You're so kind to her
Me: Well yeah, if her intake is gonna be like that, I want her to eat the five kibbles!
Mom: You're so kind to her
Me: Well yeah, if her intake is gonna be like that, I want her to eat the five kibbles!
I discovered some places sell uncooked flour tortillas so when you heat them up at home they’re fresh - I worried I wouldn’t be able to eat them all before they went bad but rest assured that was not a problem because they’re gone now
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I discovered some places sell uncooked flour tortillas so when you heat them up at home they’re fresh - I worried I wouldn’t be able to eat them all before they went bad but rest assured that was not a problem because they’re gone now
Funny recurring thing in people reacting to kpop demon hunters songs is them being like “[accurately describes what the song is literally about in the plot] but that’s just a metaphorical reading I don’t know what’s happening in the plot”
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Funny recurring thing in people reacting to kpop demon hunters songs is them being like “[accurately describes what the song is literally about in the plot] but that’s just a metaphorical reading I don’t know what’s happening in the plot”
My newest oatmeal innovation is I make it so thick that it congeals into a solid mass in a food container in the fridge. I slice pieces off the oatmeal loaf and fry it in a pan.
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
My newest oatmeal innovation is I make it so thick that it congeals into a solid mass in a food container in the fridge. I slice pieces off the oatmeal loaf and fry it in a pan.
Having an interest in cooking is mortifying because some people will invite you over for dinner, with you being the one cooking the dinner, like this is a nice favor they are doing you.
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Having an interest in cooking is mortifying because some people will invite you over for dinner, with you being the one cooking the dinner, like this is a nice favor they are doing you.
Saw a guy taking the full lane on a bicycle on fucking state street. State is basically a highway at this point. Motherfucker gimme some of that bravery you have too much
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Saw a guy taking the full lane on a bicycle on fucking state street. State is basically a highway at this point. Motherfucker gimme some of that bravery you have too much
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A posca doodle for @dimespin.bsky.social that I have no idea when I did or what sketchbook it's in! #Art #TraditionalArt
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
A posca doodle for @dimespin.bsky.social that I have no idea when I did or what sketchbook it's in! #Art #TraditionalArt
Mom: Do you have some of your coffee in the fridge?
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Mom: Do you have some of your coffee in the fridge?
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.
Me: Yes? Why
Mom: I'm out of creamer for my coffee and we don't have any whipped cream
Me: We do have whipped cream- but my coffee is not an alternative to creamer or whipped cream. You'd use it in place of your coffee. Because it's coffee.