Hear me out... acanthus hair stick

It's a hair accessory shaped kinda like a chopstick or pencil, you stick it in a bun to keep it from unraveling

It's not something I can afford to spend money on right now, but it's fun to dream

It's incredible how much more human I feel after eating something and it staying put in there. Hallelujah

Historian drinks like this too. She likes the big communal pet water dish the most and I assume it's because edge water is tastier if it's even further away

No, it wouldn't count under their current definition. I don't think it's a slippery slope exactly, more like testing the waters. They'd love to extend the waiver in the future but won't try expanding the category, just add more things. Like some states already don't let you buy candy with it.

I saw that! Very exciting, since so many are or will have macular degeneration. It's really incredible what mrna is capable of. My retinas are thankfully alright - or as my ophthalmologist said, "beautiful!" haha

Also possible: everyone they explained this task to before you needed this many of the steps explained and you are experiencing the verbal equivalent of "do not stop chain with genitals" warning on a chainsaw.

Yeah I really dislike that whole aspect of the creator/audience relationship in the modern day it can be really unhealthy for all involved

The earplug on my glasses worked well enough I was like "maybe I don't need to do this today" - oh no, I feel myself becoming complacent about this. Gotta be careful or else I'll just have this solution be my normal for like, a year.

Aww! That's so like them - if you don't have a pouch storebought is fine.