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Mike Honcho Himself 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇻🇪
@trailian.bsky.social
Louisiana boy living in SoCal

I make video games for a living

My life is dope cuz I do dope shit
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No #WellActually formed against me shall prosper
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We tried to tell some of y’all—Palestine was always their training ground.
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Fox News starting to go hard on AOC recently. Hmm.
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Okay I got one outing planned next month but beyond that I’m going back into the goblin cave until at least April
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February 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
This wholly depends on who’s calling
Millennials went two ways:

You’re either the type that wants phone calls.

Or you’re the type that hates phone calls.
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Yeah. When SZA said, “pussy like doves in the wind,” she was referring to the graceful flaps of the lips.
Random question, I’m sorry in advance…..

When twerking, are the lips supposed to flap?
February 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.
February 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Yes. Everyone wants to be seen. Men are know different. I know we tend have a tough time expressing that, but yes. Let me know, with reciprocation, that my pursuit is effective. Let me know you like me for me, uniquely, too
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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watching ball
February 18, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Freddie Gibbs looks like if you mixed up Tupac ingredients but made them in an Easy Bake Oven.
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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I just want say again this has been the best $10 I’ve spent all year.

Cancel all those other sites! This man has you covered.
🧵 on what makes me different from other streaming services and pirates:

I started this service during the pandemic, when Netflix first raised the price when everyone was home but I've been doing this since about 2012.

I've kinda perfected the process so it's seamless.

You want it, I'll get it.
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
everybody talking about Tupac as if that isn’t Eric Adams in the bottom right corner? am i trippin?
In other news...
I seen this on IG and had the best cackle of the day!
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Just in time for Lunar New Year, the Lincoln Park zoo welcomed Qi, a seven-year-old red panda. He arrived from New York and is getting to know his habitat mate, Nisha.

FULL STORY: https://tinyurl.com/862tewb3
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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To everyone that's not sharing that video on my Skyline, thank you🫶
I am not watching rfk jr and kid rock no matter how many times you post the video
February 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Recipes are not lost!

(...but Pac is cause what he doing there?!?)
In other news...
I seen this on IG and had the best cackle of the day!
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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“The Show” x Doug E. Fresh
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:

“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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STOMP
Gettin yo ass beat to Gospel music is DEF top 5 things you never living down 😭😭😭😭😭
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Maybe if he acted a little Shia he wouldn't have caught La *Beouf* of the fists.
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
February 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Pharrell’s “Happy.” But man don’t let it be an R&B song. You can never live down getting stomped out to “If It Isn’t Love”
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:

“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
COLOR MONEY
I saw a nigga get body slammed to chopped and screwed by t-pain
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:

“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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My vote is for “Everyday People” by Arrested Development because it’s a tale about a Timberland rocking dude getting his ass whupped by Speech who was likely wearing Birkenstocks and a straw hat with a hole in it. Then there’s the harmonizing…
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:

“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM