Mike Honcho Himself 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇻🇪
@trailian.bsky.social
Louisiana boy living in SoCal
I make video games for a living
My life is dope cuz I do dope shit
I make video games for a living
My life is dope cuz I do dope shit
Pinned
No #WellActually formed against me shall prosper
I must reiterate: These things are DANGEROUS!
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I must reiterate: These things are DANGEROUS!
Champagne bong
This is DIABOLICAL
This is DIABOLICAL
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Champagne bong
This is DIABOLICAL
This is DIABOLICAL
The sun is still up on the west coast!
Dunk contest starting at 7pm EST. Streets is done.
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The sun is still up on the west coast!
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February 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Another banger
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Another banger
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I snort laughed
you're telling me it's just loose penguins living in Gotham City sewers and they adopted that ugly baby?
February 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I snort laughed
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you're telling me it's just loose penguins living in Gotham City sewers and they adopted that ugly baby?
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
you're telling me it's just loose penguins living in Gotham City sewers and they adopted that ugly baby?
So I see Tyler Perry’s latest movie at the barber shop yesterday
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So I see Tyler Perry’s latest movie at the barber shop yesterday
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Pull up like PLA-DOW!!!
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Pull up like PLA-DOW!!!
Dear god Joe Rogan is a fucking moron
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Dear god Joe Rogan is a fucking moron
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
me in any conversation about anything lately:
No, but only cuz they’re Stacy Adams and will likely feel like walking on concrete
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
No, but only cuz they’re Stacy Adams and will likely feel like walking on concrete
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Me navigating life:
Y’all. Idk what the fuck I’m in here doing. 😭
Time to rinse this deep conditioner out and attempt my first roller set!
February 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Me navigating life:
Valentine’s bouquet was a hit, so that’s a W
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Valentine’s bouquet was a hit, so that’s a W
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
Every time man LMAO
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Every time man LMAO
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February 14, 1993: Magic rookie Shaquille O'Neal "with the power move" in the second quarter against the Knicks.
Shaq had just 8 PTS in regulation on 3-16 FG, but finished with 21 PTS/19 REB/9 BLK in Orlando's 102-100 (3OT) win. New York's Patrick Ewing had 34 PTS/14 REB/4 BLK.
Shaq had just 8 PTS in regulation on 3-16 FG, but finished with 21 PTS/19 REB/9 BLK in Orlando's 102-100 (3OT) win. New York's Patrick Ewing had 34 PTS/14 REB/4 BLK.
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
February 14, 1993: Magic rookie Shaquille O'Neal "with the power move" in the second quarter against the Knicks.
Shaq had just 8 PTS in regulation on 3-16 FG, but finished with 21 PTS/19 REB/9 BLK in Orlando's 102-100 (3OT) win. New York's Patrick Ewing had 34 PTS/14 REB/4 BLK.
Shaq had just 8 PTS in regulation on 3-16 FG, but finished with 21 PTS/19 REB/9 BLK in Orlando's 102-100 (3OT) win. New York's Patrick Ewing had 34 PTS/14 REB/4 BLK.
I think Supreme Court appointees should be allowed to have lifetime term limits.
However if you choose to accept the appointment, you’ll only be alive for ten more years.
However if you choose to accept the appointment, you’ll only be alive for ten more years.
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I think Supreme Court appointees should be allowed to have lifetime term limits.
However if you choose to accept the appointment, you’ll only be alive for ten more years.
However if you choose to accept the appointment, you’ll only be alive for ten more years.
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
Its most what
OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’
OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’
Its human partners said the flirty, quirky GPT-4o was the perfect companion – on the eve of Valentine’s Day, it’s being turned off for good. How will users cope?
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Its most what
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POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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I don't see anything
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I don't see anything