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Mike Honcho Himself 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩
@trailian.bsky.social
Louisiana boy living in SoCal

I make video games for a living

My life is dope cuz I do dope shit
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No #WellActually formed against me shall prosper
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One of the houses in the Gaza Strip
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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CLASSIC 😂💙
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
72 attempts
Despite 72 attempts, no pregnancy occurred. The situation escalated when the husband discovered the neighbor was also infertile. He is now suing, accusing the neighbor of failing to fulfill the agreement.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If “innocent” means they haven’t been convicted of an actual crime, $900K easily
this one is hard af to choose from 😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The war on Venezuela and Nigeria are also the war on China.

Everything is the war on China. Everything capitalism does is anti-communism bc there is nothing billionaires fear more than communism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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man, I'd be really embarrassed if I had spent all day yesterday defending the principled integrity of the NY Times newsroom
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So apparently I need to play Dispatch
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Don’t miss out on something spectacular reminiscing over what didn’t work.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Woke” as it was originally coined when used as slang is decades old 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Lmfao
“woke” as i recall originated as a kind of ironic conspiratorial posting thing on black twitter (“stay woke”), and then conservatives decided it was just “political correctness” in the millennial era bsky.app/profile/unst...
I think many of them thought woke is just like clinton-era "political correctness" when the latter was imposed from the top by imbeciles who didn't know anything about anything and woke has always been a genuinely grassroots initiative
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That’s buddy that used to be giving away money on Twitter, right?

That man is THIRTY SEVEN???
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.

www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A Kitchen Aide mixer $400!
Men be thinking cause I don’t have lashes or weave that I’m low maintenance…

Baby I like appliances and fine dining. You still finna be broke!
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I started singing this before I unmuted
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!

Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Very cool stuff
jnmartin has been putting the finishing touches on his #StarFox 64 port to the Sega #Dreamcast! To hype up its upcoming release, here's a direct hardware capture of the intro scene!

Notice how crisp and sharp the textures look now? ...can you spot the blasphemous texture swap?🤣

#n64 #retrogaming
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I’m a certified bread slut. I can’t resist a warm piece of bread.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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"This isn't the America I know!"

Black People:
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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DO NOT GIVE TO STARLINK

DO NOT GIVE TO RED CROSS
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Do you know how many people tried to argue with me that SNK's new owners were good for the company because now SNK had money?
Now they're owned by someone evil AND they have no money.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A ridiculous person
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Mf said boys will be boys about someone creating pornagraohic images of his own child... They need to search the daddy's computer. That is not a normal response.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He just told us that all on his own
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM