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𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎
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Fine, but I talk a lot of shit
‘87 old bitches winnin
Pinned
Brunch things ✨
Ok everyone please go home. I’ve had enough family time for several months.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No matter how many times you tell me it’s Friday, I’m still gonna say today is Saturday
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Louder
Ain’t shit causal about me or the love and experiences I give. So everything you do about me need to have a purpose, even if the purpose ain’t long term. You gone handle me like I’m a priority or you can leave me alone. Period.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The emergencies be more than $1000 these days
If you're feeling behind, remember:

• Only 9% of Americans earn over $150,000
• 67% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck
• 46% of Americans aren't investing for retirement
• 43% of Americans expect to be in debt over the next 1-5 years
• 59% of Americans don't have $1,000 saved for an emergency
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Romance
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A good pair of jeans will have your ass sitting up
Kelis just did a reel about this. Lol.
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m OCD about how numbers look together and have changed my number 4 times until I found the perfect number combination.
I've had my cell phone number for 19 years.

How long have you had yours?
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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You could look your worst and if that man loves you, he will still call you the most beautiful thing in all of creation. He'll mean it too.
One thing your man gone do is take an ugly picture of you and use it as the wallpaper on his phone. I’ll never understand it.
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody I’m keeping around
what would you do if somebody introduced themselves to you like this??
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Harriet Tubman is wild
That be our favorite one because you in your natural habitat lmao. The world gets to see the baddie. We want to Harriet Tubman lmao
I send you selfies all day long looking fine af but you choose the one that you can see my double chin, glasses crooked and bonnet halfway off as your favorite?? Absolutely not.
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Man said I’m nice to him but not kind and now I wanna punch him.
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I despise sleeping pics.
I’m still trying to get that pic of me sleeping out his phone
One thing your man gone do is take an ugly picture of you and use it as the wallpaper on his phone. I’ll never understand it.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yall are liars!
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I send you selfies all day long looking fine af but you choose the one that you can see my double chin, glasses crooked and bonnet halfway off as your favorite?? Absolutely not.
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yall think saying sweet stuff like this after you just took the worst off guard, makes me feel the prettiest. It dont. Beautiful words tho 😭😭
Seeing your vulnerability as my first connection to the world daily is a reminder that this is our experience through it all.

Plus u still fine to ME.
One thing your man gone do is take an ugly picture of you and use it as the wallpaper on his phone. I’ll never understand it.
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You’re literally a lawyer 😭
I do a lot of things. Lie ain’t one!
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My brother’s girlfriend bought him a peacoat for Christmas and he would not take it off. It was 75°.
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is it. If you fine, I want you all the time.
The only times I went without sex in relationships is right after I have my kids. If I’m attracted to somebody, I’m always in the mood to hunch! I don’t need ovulation, liquor, none of that to help. 😭 just being attracted to somebody should be all you need.
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Going next week for this very reason. Staying in Jersey though but watching the ball drop from a bar in Times Square.
One of my dreams is to go to NYC for NYE but it won’t be next week.. they want your KIDNEYS to stay on Times Square.
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One thing your man gone do is take an ugly picture of you and use it as the wallpaper on his phone. I’ll never understand it.
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Which is fine but don’t take no pictures of me is all I ask.
So what I’m hearing is, yall LIKE it when we’re bummy/dressed down?
Writing Taking GIF
ALT: Writing Taking GIF
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December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The way I just woke the whole house up after that man came with that belt 😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I just be yappin
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Woulda ran up on Morris hollerin I wanna exhale
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I wasn’t until I had Jimmy John’s and Lenny’s. There are better sandwich shops out there.
Are y'all too good to eat Subway?
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM