✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
Mom
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
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@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
· Aug 29
The site is live! You can order as many cookies as your heart desires 🥰🫶🏾
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♥️The site is live. I know it’s late and I’ll repost in the morning but I’m so happy y’all can actually order stuff like y’all been asking:
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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“You having a day, ain’t it?”
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“You having a day, ain’t it?”
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My homegirl just said, “men don’t realize a woman’s love language is often just not having to ask.”
I never felt that more…
I never felt that more…
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My homegirl just said, “men don’t realize a woman’s love language is often just not having to ask.”
I never felt that more…
I never felt that more…
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YouTube bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
bit.ly
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
YouTube bit.ly/3LEcOgb
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streets are saying 8pm EST. let’s roll friends!
are we watching Cerrome’s special as a family, pals?
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
streets are saying 8pm EST. let’s roll friends!
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I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
The river caves in Belize ♥️
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The river caves in Belize ♥️
Exactly! This is not difficult to grasp. Texas FORCED this.
California had an election. Texas did not. What's not clicking?
It would be funny if this stays blocked and California’s goes through.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Exactly! This is not difficult to grasp. Texas FORCED this.
I just saw a video where Cardi B is upset her mom threw away all her snacks when she came to visit and she hiding and whispering so her mom don’t hear her.
Babyyyyyyyyy everybody would’ve been cussed out. Hiding in my own home? I THINK THE FUCK NOT 😭
Babyyyyyyyyy everybody would’ve been cussed out. Hiding in my own home? I THINK THE FUCK NOT 😭
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I just saw a video where Cardi B is upset her mom threw away all her snacks when she came to visit and she hiding and whispering so her mom don’t hear her.
Babyyyyyyyyy everybody would’ve been cussed out. Hiding in my own home? I THINK THE FUCK NOT 😭
Babyyyyyyyyy everybody would’ve been cussed out. Hiding in my own home? I THINK THE FUCK NOT 😭
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
This is my scent combo today 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is my scent combo today 🥰
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Choir, let me share a thought with you.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Choir, let me share a thought with you.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
Now what I will say is that the phone speaker situation doesn’t sit well with my spirit. I understand it’s a laugh or thrill or whatever in the moment… but that shit shows a person’s character and if y’all break up would you want it done to you? Probably not…
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Now what I will say is that the phone speaker situation doesn’t sit well with my spirit. I understand it’s a laugh or thrill or whatever in the moment… but that shit shows a person’s character and if y’all break up would you want it done to you? Probably not…
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I love that Meghann the reporter is saying good morning to Megan thee stallion and she says it back. Baby they're coworkers! Work besties!
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love that Meghann the reporter is saying good morning to Megan thee stallion and she says it back. Baby they're coworkers! Work besties!
I’m learning that I don’t actually hate even the exes I thought I did. I simply don’t like the version of them I got and don’t wish them good bad or otherwise unless we share children… I want the best for you if we share kids cause your success is our kids’ success.
Lmao damn what yall hate all ya exs or sum??? I only dislike one fr the rest decent 😭😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m learning that I don’t actually hate even the exes I thought I did. I simply don’t like the version of them I got and don’t wish them good bad or otherwise unless we share children… I want the best for you if we share kids cause your success is our kids’ success.
Love a Scorpio from infinity to infinity
this is crazy 😭😭😭😭 i know we have a bad rep for many reasons but scorpios are really the best…when we’re healed 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Love a Scorpio from infinity to infinity
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Leaves from the vine, falling so slow, like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam, little soldier boy, come marching home, brave soldier boy, comes marching home
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Leaves from the vine, falling so slow, like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam, little soldier boy, come marching home, brave soldier boy, comes marching home
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This all fun and games till they fall out and he doing this to her with the next joint lol
Oh my. I saw a tik tok of a girl who said she may have met the devil because her ex called and her new boo put him on speaker and muted it and as he cried about missing her , he railed that lady thru the mattress to the sound of his tears 😭😭😭😭😭
I beg your finest of pardons?! Who did that?
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This all fun and games till they fall out and he doing this to her with the next joint lol
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He doesn’t even go here. He doesn’t have to believe it. But we circulate these madman rantings because they’re white and have money instead of ignoring them like every other person who doesn’t make sense.
Imagine the arrogance of coming to another country as an immigrant, becoming a citizen, and then having the audacity to publicly say you're ready to destroy their constitution.
He should have lost his citizenship awhile ago.
He should have lost his citizenship awhile ago.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He doesn’t even go here. He doesn’t have to believe it. But we circulate these madman rantings because they’re white and have money instead of ignoring them like every other person who doesn’t make sense.
I need to go to sleep because I read “my pipe” and we’d never once crossed my mind 😭
Listen, when I tell you my pipe save me SO MUCH time and money. Much more efficient. AND the smoke smell isn’t as strong
I think bongs would save smokers so much money tbh. Nothing wasted. Tobacco free.
Matter fact lemme go clean mine out
Matter fact lemme go clean mine out
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I need to go to sleep because I read “my pipe” and we’d never once crossed my mind 😭
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Archaeologist here. For 99.5% of human history (ca 300-400,000 years), we were peaceful (no war). There was conflict and smaller scale violence, but countless studies on the 119 known modern hunter gatherer groups show cooperation, negotiation, and peace instead of conflict. Please read books.
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Archaeologist here. For 99.5% of human history (ca 300-400,000 years), we were peaceful (no war). There was conflict and smaller scale violence, but countless studies on the 119 known modern hunter gatherer groups show cooperation, negotiation, and peace instead of conflict. Please read books.
