✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
Mom
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
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✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
· Aug 29
The site is live! You can order as many cookies as your heart desires 🥰🫶🏾
If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
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If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com?coupon=BAKED...
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com
♥️The site is live. I know it’s late and I’ll repost in the morning but I’m so happy y’all can actually order stuff like y’all been asking:
Even when the moms are amazing they want you to take over her role. No. Just no. Lol
My friend was telling me a man told her she remind him of his mama. We both said at the same time “you think I’m a dummy bitch” 😭 most men don’t have mothers worth being compared to, fuck you and Ms. Celestine!
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Even when the moms are amazing they want you to take over her role. No. Just no. Lol
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Ask them to show their likes
let’s see who really holy!
matter fact…tell @moveyahand.bsky.social to post a skircle im tryna see sum 👀
let’s see who really holy!
matter fact…tell @moveyahand.bsky.social to post a skircle im tryna see sum 👀
Holy sky is a bunch of rich, bald negroes, and an earless, lying to the masses, lol. A tale as old as time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ask them to show their likes
let’s see who really holy!
matter fact…tell @moveyahand.bsky.social to post a skircle im tryna see sum 👀
let’s see who really holy!
matter fact…tell @moveyahand.bsky.social to post a skircle im tryna see sum 👀
Lmaooo
Wait. You guys aren't talking about real turtlenecks?
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Lmaooo
I…
Everytime I go to blacksky man 😭
Everytime I go to blacksky man 😭
I ain’t got one.
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I…
Everytime I go to blacksky man 😭
Everytime I go to blacksky man 😭
A man tried this one time so I said “nvm have a good one” and he said “WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
A “who’s this” reply will have folks in their feelings
A woman will text you out of the blue after disappearing on you for 3 years and having a baby talking about “sorry about that” smh
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A man tried this one time so I said “nvm have a good one” and he said “WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I can’t believe I have to block you
I’ll eat ass but if you think I’m nasty enough to eat a tomato you’re blackin out
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I can’t believe I have to block you
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Matt Barnes probably already gave this AI $30,000
A.I. IG models about to get a lot of fellas caught up and broke
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Matt Barnes probably already gave this AI $30,000
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I love this fragrance ♥️
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love this fragrance ♥️
I agree with the shirt in the background of the second photo! Justice for women’s orgasms!
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I agree with the shirt in the background of the second photo! Justice for women’s orgasms!
My brother used to steal my love spell but Amber Romance, Pear Glace, and Moonlight Dream held me down!
Love spell was a CLASSIC hoochie fragrance. Reminds me of sitting on the bleachers in some low rise jeans! My gateway to bergamot notes.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My brother used to steal my love spell but Amber Romance, Pear Glace, and Moonlight Dream held me down!
These are GOODT
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
These are GOODT
Thank you 🥰♥️
Cute nails too!
I love a good cocktail 🤌🏾✨
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thank you 🥰♥️
I love a good cocktail 🤌🏾✨
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love a good cocktail 🤌🏾✨
Yes those are Popeyes fries. Judge ya mammy!
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yes those are Popeyes fries. Judge ya mammy!
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Show & Tell (feat. Freddie Gibbs) by Mick Jenkins on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 4:20
music.apple.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Piano by Mick Jenkins on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 2:08
music.apple.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Alchemy by Mick Jenkins on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 3:09
music.apple.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Honestly, I really wanted Perry’s for lunch, but I have to be realistic and understand that until I go back to work, Perrys is gonna have to wait…
I hate being realistic though
I hate being realistic though
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Honestly, I really wanted Perry’s for lunch, but I have to be realistic and understand that until I go back to work, Perrys is gonna have to wait…
I hate being realistic though
I hate being realistic though
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Priced out of pro-wrestling: Local WWE fans can’t afford John Cena’s last match
Priced out of pro-wrestling: Local WWE fans can’t afford John Cena’s last match
WWE Superstar and actor John Cena will have his final match in Washington, D.C. in December. But high ticket prices will keep some diehard fans from seeing their pro-wrestling hero last hurrah.
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Priced out of pro-wrestling: Local WWE fans can’t afford John Cena’s last match