Osiris Jones in: A Black Ass All Star Valentines Day 🍉
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32. NYC Sports Fan. Wrestling Fan. Dirtiest Bronx nigga you know.
DFW✈️NYC
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Kawhi is an animal bro Jesus christ
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Kawhi is an animal bro Jesus christ
(This format is still dumb but they hooping so I can’t complain)
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
(This format is still dumb but they hooping so I can’t complain)
SWIPA WITH THE GAME WINNER
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
SWIPA WITH THE GAME WINNER
LEFUCK YOU THREE
February 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
LEFUCK YOU THREE
SCOTTIE!!!!!!!!!
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
SCOTTIE!!!!!!!!!
Wemby a demon
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Wemby a demon
Okay they’re competing at least
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Okay they’re competing at least
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Yuck
USA Stars, USA Stripes and Team World. 3 team round robin tournament
Wait there’s three teams??
February 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Yuck
We’re blessings to every life we touch
Water Sign men are something else 😭
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
We’re blessings to every life we touch
I hate the format for this game. Just bring back East vs West. None of this dumb shit is gonna make the players play harder
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I hate the format for this game. Just bring back East vs West. None of this dumb shit is gonna make the players play harder
John Tesch looks like the “Retuuuuuurrrrnnnnnnn the Slaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbb” guy from
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Courage the Cowardly Dog
a cartoon character with red hair and a green shirt is standing in the water
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February 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
John Tesch looks like the “Retuuuuuurrrrnnnnnnn the Slaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbb” guy from
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Courage the Cowardly Dog
This nigga look like he bout to tell me to step in the name of love
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This nigga look like he bout to tell me to step in the name of love
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Hey, don’t miss out on your blessing cause you not tryna stroke her ego!
Fellas. Whatever you do never tell a woman she has good coochie. You can treat her like it but if you say it out loud it activates a certain part of their brain and they become INSUFFERABLE.
Also I'm 100% sure the women have the same rule for men. 🤣 🤣
Also I'm 100% sure the women have the same rule for men. 🤣 🤣
This the worst position for a nigga to be in with me. Like pls dont confirm I got good box 😭 im in this bitch break dancin to Goodies in the middle of my kitchen 😭
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Hey, don’t miss out on your blessing cause you not tryna stroke her ego!
February 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Remember, nothing can stop US from having a great day. ✊🏾
February 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Remember, nothing can stop US from having a great day. ✊🏾
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For those wondering why Brian Flores wasn’t a favorite for a HC job when he absolutely should have been:
A federal judge ruled Friday that Brian Flores' discrimination lawsuit against the NFL can move forward in open court, instead of arbitration.
Judge rules Brian Flores' NFL discrimination lawsuit can head to open court, not arbitration
A federal judge ruled Friday that Brian Flores’ discrimination lawsuit against the NFL can move forward in open court, instead of arbitration.
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
For those wondering why Brian Flores wasn’t a favorite for a HC job when he absolutely should have been:
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there's nothing necessarily wrong with a little flirting, but leading folks on emotionally & romantically is where I draw the fucking line.
a woman sitting at a table with her eyes closed and a chelsea mug in front of her
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February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
there's nothing necessarily wrong with a little flirting, but leading folks on emotionally & romantically is where I draw the fucking line.
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Everyone knows that Jeremiah was a bullfrog. But but they don’t know, is he was also a Wizard.
February 15, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Everyone knows that Jeremiah was a bullfrog. But but they don’t know, is he was also a Wizard.
Oh wow. I was sure they were going back to WWE
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February 15, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Oh wow. I was sure they were going back to WWE
Oh nah he need his ass whooped
February 15, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Oh nah he need his ass whooped
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This was one of my favorite dates. We just hopped on the train with no dream destination. Seeing this was like being in a film.
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 AM
This was one of my favorite dates. We just hopped on the train with no dream destination. Seeing this was like being in a film.
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The only two memorable things from a James Bond movie:
1) Halle Berry
2) Lashana Lynch
1) Halle Berry
2) Lashana Lynch
James Bond movies are boring as hell. I've been forced to watch several throughout my life (by men) and I've always fallen asleep. Even when I stay awake, I don't remember SHIT 😭
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The only two memorable things from a James Bond movie:
1) Halle Berry
2) Lashana Lynch
1) Halle Berry
2) Lashana Lynch
Goldeneye made me think James Bond was gonna be fire but that shit is a mid pack of ass
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Goldeneye made me think James Bond was gonna be fire but that shit is a mid pack of ass
My nigga, I’m glad you said this.
James Bond movies are boring as hell. I've been forced to watch several throughout my life (by men) and I've always fallen asleep. Even when I stay awake, I don't remember SHIT 😭
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
My nigga, I’m glad you said this.
Kinda wish we went to coldstone after dinner but I was so full the idea of more food woulda made me sick
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Kinda wish we went to coldstone after dinner but I was so full the idea of more food woulda made me sick