Osiris Jones 🍉
@zmandretti.bsky.social
32. NYC Sports Fan. Wrestling Fan. Dirtiest Bronx nigga you know.
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Don’t ask her if she wants to cum.
She’s tired of making decisions, tell her she needs to.
She’s tired of making decisions, tell her she needs to.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Don’t ask her if she wants to cum.
She’s tired of making decisions, tell her she needs to.
She’s tired of making decisions, tell her she needs to.
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I wanna eat some coochie 😔
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I wanna eat some coochie 😔
Why the fuck would I Wish x Carl Thomas come on rn 😭
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Why the fuck would I Wish x Carl Thomas come on rn 😭
Don’t let me have some tequila in my system imma eat ass all night or until my jaw lock. Whichever happens first
I still ain’t forgot how y’all said y’all real fuckers and fuck for hours and fuck multiple times a day but when I said a man gave me drunk head for 45 minutes, suddenly that never happened to the real fuckers.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Don’t let me have some tequila in my system imma eat ass all night or until my jaw lock. Whichever happens first
Every time I feel some kind of optimism about falling in love again, a Vietnam flashback reminds me I probably will never have the kind of love I want, so why bother?
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Every time I feel some kind of optimism about falling in love again, a Vietnam flashback reminds me I probably will never have the kind of love I want, so why bother?
My mood has been so all over the place today
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My mood has been so all over the place today
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There is no way I’m almost 10 years older than that last lady. Ain’t no WAY
Yall graduated in two thousand WHO!?
Oh, that’s not—
💀
Oh, that’s not—
💀
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There is no way I’m almost 10 years older than that last lady. Ain’t no WAY
I got a 30sumn the first time…they accused me of cheating. They made me retake it by myself with three proctors watching me and I got a 34 the second time (a few points higher than the first time) lol
Yall remember yall ACT score ?
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I got a 30sumn the first time…they accused me of cheating. They made me retake it by myself with three proctors watching me and I got a 34 the second time (a few points higher than the first time) lol
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Post a black and white picture of you 🤍🖤
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Post a black and white picture of you 🤍🖤
I was gonna take yall thru the step by step process for tonight’s dinner with pictures, but the light in my kitchen is out and the maintenance crew here is gone till Monday 🥲 so no pictures. But tonight, we’re having Jamaican Stew Peas w/beef!
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was gonna take yall thru the step by step process for tonight’s dinner with pictures, but the light in my kitchen is out and the maintenance crew here is gone till Monday 🥲 so no pictures. But tonight, we’re having Jamaican Stew Peas w/beef!
That’s the MAGA version of the beat it up right dance from Baby Boy
Trump “dance” makes a lot of sense ol boy was reminiscing about bubba
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That’s the MAGA version of the beat it up right dance from Baby Boy
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Baby I will cut that mfer right open too stop playin😭😭😭😭
I don’t trust people that don’t do this.
There’s plenty left in there.
There’s plenty left in there.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Baby I will cut that mfer right open too stop playin😭😭😭😭
I’ve decided that I’m gonna restart my random fact thread here on Bluesky.
1. Anthony Perkins (Norman Bates in American Pyscho) found out he was HIV positive after his blood work results (for an unrelated disease) were leaked by the National Inquirer.
1. Anthony Perkins (Norman Bates in American Pyscho) found out he was HIV positive after his blood work results (for an unrelated disease) were leaked by the National Inquirer.
a man says we all go a little mad sometimes in a black and white photo
Alt: Norman Bates says we all go a little mad sometimes in a black and white photo
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’ve decided that I’m gonna restart my random fact thread here on Bluesky.
1. Anthony Perkins (Norman Bates in American Pyscho) found out he was HIV positive after his blood work results (for an unrelated disease) were leaked by the National Inquirer.
1. Anthony Perkins (Norman Bates in American Pyscho) found out he was HIV positive after his blood work results (for an unrelated disease) were leaked by the National Inquirer.
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
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I was gonna soak in the tub, but my phone bout to die and it’s no outlet close enough to plug this up at
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was gonna soak in the tub, but my phone bout to die and it’s no outlet close enough to plug this up at
This the Folex Jamie Foxx used to have on on his show lol
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November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This the Folex Jamie Foxx used to have on on his show lol
(I do hate that tho cuz while it’s a solid plan…what if I can win the match? Why can’t we jump him after I win?)
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
(I do hate that tho cuz while it’s a solid plan…what if I can win the match? Why can’t we jump him after I win?)
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Yeah that’s pretty much why Paul orchestrated it.
It was quite literally for them to beat up Cody and the Usos.
It was quite literally for them to beat up Cody and the Usos.
So they had Bronson Reed wrestle Cody Rhodes for the title and he in theory agreed to have Logan Paul and Bron Breakker attack Cody DURING THE MATCH thus wiping away his chances to win the belt. 😂
#wwesmackdown
#wwesmackdown
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Yeah that’s pretty much why Paul orchestrated it.
It was quite literally for them to beat up Cody and the Usos.
It was quite literally for them to beat up Cody and the Usos.
So Logan, Bron, Bron, Drew and Brock
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So Logan, Bron, Bron, Drew and Brock
