Osiris Jones in: A Black Ass Christmas 🎄🍉
@zmandretti.bsky.social
32. NYC Sports Fan. Wrestling Fan. Dirtiest Bronx nigga you know.
DFW✈️NYC
DFW✈️NYC
Pinned
It’s a shame he’s such a horrible human being cuz this nigga is one of the funniest niggas to ever nig
As Eric Adams heads off into that great Turkish Airlines lounge in the sky, we remember his legacy
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
It’s a shame he’s such a horrible human being cuz this nigga is one of the funniest niggas to ever nig
My soon to be 7 year old daughter: daddy do you know what BDE means?
Me: *chokes on my drink*
Her: it means BEST DAD EVER!!!🥰😄🤗
(Boy I was bout to flip a table skskskskskssksk)
Me: *chokes on my drink*
Her: it means BEST DAD EVER!!!🥰😄🤗
(Boy I was bout to flip a table skskskskskssksk)
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
My soon to be 7 year old daughter: daddy do you know what BDE means?
Me: *chokes on my drink*
Her: it means BEST DAD EVER!!!🥰😄🤗
(Boy I was bout to flip a table skskskskskssksk)
Me: *chokes on my drink*
Her: it means BEST DAD EVER!!!🥰😄🤗
(Boy I was bout to flip a table skskskskskssksk)
This the second new years in a row you ruined for me
Somebody go look at Quinta Brunson’s IG story for me… please tell me I’m not seeing what I think I’m seeing. Let me know if you see the same thing.
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This the second new years in a row you ruined for me
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ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY
Republicans are so fucking tacky lmao
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Republicans are so fucking tacky lmao
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This applies 6000% of Bluesky users
I think you skeet in a way that you know you will get miqmoe’d and then say we take it out of context my love.
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This applies 6000% of Bluesky users
I tried to turn heel but the streets loved me too much
Soon as the clock strikes midnight I’m turning heel
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I tried to turn heel but the streets loved me too much
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Reposted by Osiris Jones in: A Black Ass Christmas 🎄🍉
Yuri and Julie been harassing me and my skyline all day. are y’all hourly or just on vacation??? @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
January 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Yuri and Julie been harassing me and my skyline all day. are y’all hourly or just on vacation??? @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
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Post that one photo of you from 2023
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Post that one photo of you from 2023
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Post that one photo of you from 2023
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post that one photo of you from 2023
post that one photo of you from 2023.
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
post that one photo of you from 2023.
Some BULLSHIT
Wtf was Weapons! 😭 i just watched it for the first time
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Some BULLSHIT
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Carl’s Jr was my SHIT in LA. The burgers AND the tenders 😮💨
Actually, McDonald's is a piss poor bullshit excuse for a burger restaurant. Carls Jr. shits on all those burgers, EASILY. McDonald's does have that mcgriddle tho. That shit is money.
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Carl’s Jr was my SHIT in LA. The burgers AND the tenders 😮💨
Covid taught us how to tell if a woman is sexy by looking at her forehead
Lemme show yall how a mf will lie to you in a minute.
Some fool walking past me: Hey beautiful, how was your holiday? You so gorgeous, you got a man?
Me:
Some fool walking past me: Hey beautiful, how was your holiday? You so gorgeous, you got a man?
Me:
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Covid taught us how to tell if a woman is sexy by looking at her forehead
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Now we cookin!
Spend that money on her before I do
Just spend the money on that woman. That’s it, that’s all.
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Now we cookin!
Spend that money on her before I do
Just spend the money on that woman. That’s it, that’s all.
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Spend that money on her before I do
Someone from TNA (that’s not an all time great) gotta win an NXT title eventually
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone from TNA (that’s not an all time great) gotta win an NXT title eventually
I kinda want rum but idk
what y’all drinking tomorrow?!
since i don’t drink often, i never know what to get and i don’t have any favorites yet lol
i can drink light and dark but certain wines make me sick
since i don’t drink often, i never know what to get and i don’t have any favorites yet lol
i can drink light and dark but certain wines make me sick
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I kinda want rum but idk
I got a woman shopper
a little girl is sitting in the back seat of a tesla model s .
Alt: a little girl is sitting in the back seat of a tesla model s .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I got a woman shopper
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We’re at the point where we have concentration camps and slave patrols and the people with the most safety think a mean joke is the pinnacle of resistance
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We’re at the point where we have concentration camps and slave patrols and the people with the most safety think a mean joke is the pinnacle of resistance
Damn I wanted to go here one day
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Damn I wanted to go here one day
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
All of my joints are on fire 🥲
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All of my joints are on fire 🥲