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Patrick, Not Pat
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Boy named troy from Detroit | PhD Student in English | Black horror lover.
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BREAKING: My journey to becoming Dr. Spooky begins this fall!
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Bicep thread💪🏾
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just got my ass handed to me 5 games in a row in Connect 4
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Deserves a fucking Grammy
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! by RAYE on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:16
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December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Most scenes don’t really need sex scenes. I don’t think many directors know how to use sex to move the story forward.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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jordan peele….you’re too good for them baby. put their number on a block list please. and tell ryan coogler to ignore their calls too.
Marvel Studios reportedly wants Jordan Peele to direct an #MCU film.

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December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m so sad that I missed the wave of seeing Sade live. Like wtf.
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I don't like when people lay claim on me before we've gotten to know each other.
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m really shocked that “lying on your dead mama” wasn’t enough for Barbz to tell Nicki she had gone too far.
December 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m finishing up this Sundance course on Documentary filmmaking. It’s been really eye-opening. I had no idea this genre was so scripted and planned. I am not sure why I thought it was more guerrilla style.
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have severe creator’s anxiety, y’all. I come up with the BEST ideas. But, I wait for perfect conditions to bring them to life. Perfection conditions that hardly ever come to fruition. And I feel like I’m miss out on opportunities by just sitting on my ideas.
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Also after watching all those WWE docs yesterday, I want to write a wrestling story.
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’d like some feedback…

I know deep down inside I’m supposed to be a fiction writer. I can come up with some really good ideas for stories. But, I usually get writer’s block at some point or I get nervous and I struggle to come up with a plot that’s as good as the story, if that makes sense.
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finn Balor is one of the sexiest wrestlers I’ve ever seen.
December 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why the hell do my foot wanna start acting up now?
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I honestly want to cut off my beard. But Im too scared.
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Has anyone watched the Mr. McMahon documentary?
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Habari Gani? Umoja!
#HappyKwanzaa

Tune in for more this week!
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can’t stay awake.
December 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why is it raining so bad?
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mustard is fine.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
For my non-monogamy girls…

It was explained to me that it feels like taking a shot of liquor when you find your partner has slept w/ someone else. It stings in the beginning but smooths out over time.

Is that how it feels for y’all?
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Good morning everyone. So thankful we are on the other side of the holidays.
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My mom always has to get me a gag gift for Christmas! She got me a LYFT gift card to persuade me to not ride my bike to class next semester.
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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A sung I have to belt
Love Under New Management by Miki Howard on Apple Music
Song · 1987 · Duration 6:49
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December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM