Patrick, Not Pat
@patricknotpat.bsky.social
PhD Student in English & Film | Black horror lover.
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BREAKING: My journey to becoming Dr. Spooky begins this fall!
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people are so hyper focused on the end result of dating (acquiring a significant other) that they forget to have fun in the process.
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
people are so hyper focused on the end result of dating (acquiring a significant other) that they forget to have fun in the process.
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Do people really compete with their partners like this?
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Do people really compete with their partners like this?
I’m giving myself 45 more-minutes on this damn paper.
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I’m giving myself 45 more-minutes on this damn paper.
Futurexpro appreciation post.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Futurexpro appreciation post.
Why is Fox News not reporting on Candace Owens?
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Why is Fox News not reporting on Candace Owens?
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Black Queer History 🤎🖤🤍 #BlackHistory
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Black Queer History 🤎🖤🤍 #BlackHistory
Based on this hearing, it is clear Pam Bondi can’t fight.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Based on this hearing, it is clear Pam Bondi can’t fight.
I can’t believe I’m here!!
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I can’t believe I’m here!!
Nobody:
People on YouTube: “Who’s here in 2026?"
People on YouTube: “Who’s here in 2026?"
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Nobody:
People on YouTube: “Who’s here in 2026?"
People on YouTube: “Who’s here in 2026?"
I might skip class for a week and just read from home.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I might skip class for a week and just read from home.
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my lady friends? no
my friends that are like family? no
my friends who i only know thru the internet who are attractive? yes
my friends who i once had a sexual relationship with but are now platonic but they still sexy and i’m still nosey? also yes
😂
my friends that are like family? no
my friends who i only know thru the internet who are attractive? yes
my friends who i once had a sexual relationship with but are now platonic but they still sexy and i’m still nosey? also yes
😂
Why do yall want to see your FRIENDS be horny/naked/slappin skin in close friends? Thats not a little weird? 😭
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
my lady friends? no
my friends that are like family? no
my friends who i only know thru the internet who are attractive? yes
my friends who i once had a sexual relationship with but are now platonic but they still sexy and i’m still nosey? also yes
😂
my friends that are like family? no
my friends who i only know thru the internet who are attractive? yes
my friends who i once had a sexual relationship with but are now platonic but they still sexy and i’m still nosey? also yes
😂
Candace is saying that Charlie Kirk was killed by Benjamin Netanyahu (& perhaps the French?) after a billion dollar deal went wrong? Charlie stood up to Netanyahu and got MERKED. Candace is saying that Erika Kirk knew it was going to happen all along b/c the night before Charlie had a psychic dream
Candace Owens is trying to bring down Turning Point USA and I’m here for it.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Candace is saying that Charlie Kirk was killed by Benjamin Netanyahu (& perhaps the French?) after a billion dollar deal went wrong? Charlie stood up to Netanyahu and got MERKED. Candace is saying that Erika Kirk knew it was going to happen all along b/c the night before Charlie had a psychic dream
Candace Owens is trying to bring down Turning Point USA and I’m here for it.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Candace Owens is trying to bring down Turning Point USA and I’m here for it.
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
I really appreciate a belated birthday message. lol They’re honestly undervalued.
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I really appreciate a belated birthday message. lol They’re honestly undervalued.
I honestly hate how much coverage Kid Rock is getting for his racist halftime show. I agree with Joy Reid that it is no different than the white segregationists who needed their own water fountain, school, restaurants, etc.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I honestly hate how much coverage Kid Rock is getting for his racist halftime show. I agree with Joy Reid that it is no different than the white segregationists who needed their own water fountain, school, restaurants, etc.
I had such a good birthday. I felt so celebrated and cared for. A lot of that is just getting out of my own way.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I had such a good birthday. I felt so celebrated and cared for. A lot of that is just getting out of my own way.
We get a new Jill Scott album this week.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
We get a new Jill Scott album this week.
Who has the translation?? 😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Who has the translation?? 😭😭
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I hope he calling trump all kinds of b!tches in Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I hope he calling trump all kinds of b!tches in Spanish
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Happy birthday to the homie @patricknotpat.bsky.social! May your day be as bright as you are.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Happy birthday to the homie @patricknotpat.bsky.social! May your day be as bright as you are.
Wishing the Happiest of birthdays to my birthday twin! @cantstopdrl.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Wishing the Happiest of birthdays to my birthday twin! @cantstopdrl.bsky.social
It’s my birthday!! ♒️🎂 Thank you God for letting me see 33.
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It’s my birthday!! ♒️🎂 Thank you God for letting me see 33.
Dragged my boyfriend to a haunted barn. 😎🎃👻
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Dragged my boyfriend to a haunted barn. 😎🎃👻