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Patrick, Not Pat
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Human first.

Boy named troy from Detroit | PhD Student in English | Black horror lover.
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BREAKING: My journey to becoming Dr. Spooky begins this fall!
Tried out a new barber. My hairline is 📈
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Every day I wake up and wish for the ultimate crash and hacking of the Student Loan and Amazon websites.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There is no worse pain than realizing that you left a chicken wing in the bag of flour.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How does Erykah Badu keep reinventing On & On like this? LOL Jesus Christ.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Blasting loud ass Kelly Price while I write this essay.
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I won’t date someone for chewing gum at all. We all have our things.
I won’t date a mf for chewing gum wrong. We all have our things.
Yall really let somebody zodiac sign stop you from dating them???
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The behavioral expectations for college students are so low. I’m exhausted by it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump not being invited to Dick Cheny’s funeral is funny as hell.
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
No Trump or Obama at Dick Cheny’s funeral?
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m watching the Behind the Scenes episodes of the making of Dreamgirls. Are current movies still doing this??
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The way they were eating each up. 😂
Are we supporting Crissle’s Couch? I’m a big fan of Crissle and I’m gald to see her trying new things.

With that… she has a new episode with Loren Larosa. I had to cut it off because I was that uncomfortable. The tension was thick.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m on my 3rd attempt of writing this paper… I think I should be able to get it .
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
*Pretends to be shocked*

My free spirit can’t be caged.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What’s your favorite LIVE album? I’m trying to be inspired while I write?
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Running back Floetry.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Are we supporting Crissle’s Couch? I’m a big fan of Crissle and I’m gald to see her trying new things.

With that… she has a new episode with Loren Larosa. I had to cut it off because I was that uncomfortable. The tension was thick.
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I really miss when podcasts weren’t visual.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
OMG! Lol Blacksky just got a shout out on the podcast! :D We official.
Do y’all listen to Therapy for Black Girls podcast? They have a new episode on Black memory work. And it reaffirms my belief that the minimalism movement is anti-Black.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I should post a video on how to make a better version at home.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Do y’all listen to Therapy for Black Girls podcast? They have a new episode on Black memory work. And it reaffirms my belief that the minimalism movement is anti-Black.
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I made food at home instead of eating out. Proud of myself.
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy hump day!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Crown Royal - Jill Scott.
9. What is the sexiest song ever created?
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Eyes. 👁️
1. What is the very first thing you notice about someone you're physically attracted to?
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cruisin’ is such a perfect song.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM