Osiris Jones 🍉
@zmandretti.bsky.social
32. NYC Sports Fan. Wrestling Fan. Dirtiest Bronx nigga you know.
DFW✈️NYC
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These are gorgeous wow
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
These are gorgeous wow
How many times do I have to say I’m sorry!?
Still haven’t forgiven @zmandretti.bsky.social for calling me the female Tony cause y’all ain’t left me alone SINCE!
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How many times do I have to say I’m sorry!?
Not if I’m sitting at the table! I snatching everybody chain
I just know I’m whopping all yall ass at the uno table !!!
a stack of uno cards with one being turned over
ALT: a stack of uno cards with one being turned over
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November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not if I’m sitting at the table! I snatching everybody chain
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The ability for everybody in my life to pick stuff up regardless of how much time has passed since we last had time to do something 😂. My sisters, cousins, and friends are all like this so it makes managing relationships as an introvert WAY easier than it'd be otherwise
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The ability for everybody in my life to pick stuff up regardless of how much time has passed since we last had time to do something 😂. My sisters, cousins, and friends are all like this so it makes managing relationships as an introvert WAY easier than it'd be otherwise
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My best friend & I convinced people for years that we were twins. I lived with our mom & she lived with our dad plus we had their respective last names.
I need some positivity today. Can yall tell me your favorite thing about your siblings? Or cousins or friends that are like siblings?
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My best friend & I convinced people for years that we were twins. I lived with our mom & she lived with our dad plus we had their respective last names.
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One thing I love about my little brother is how wise and insightful he is.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One thing I love about my little brother is how wise and insightful he is.
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My village literally is the best mirror around. like from my childhood village to even my core friends they always push me and challenge me to be better and grow to be the best. And they always make room for my humanity as well as others.
I need some positivity today. Can yall tell me your favorite thing about your siblings? Or cousins or friends that are like siblings?
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My village literally is the best mirror around. like from my childhood village to even my core friends they always push me and challenge me to be better and grow to be the best. And they always make room for my humanity as well as others.
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Me at The Tigerbalm invitational after party celebrating my Triple Single.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me at The Tigerbalm invitational after party celebrating my Triple Single.
I can’t shoot to save my life but if yall need rebounding and a physical enforcer style of defense, im your guy
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I can’t shoot to save my life but if yall need rebounding and a physical enforcer style of defense, im your guy
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Dame already told us about you!
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dame already told us about you!
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My baby bro is goofy as fuck. And he’s been that way for as long as I could remember.
When I was like 15/16, he was 5/6; he would sometimes take my shoes, put my bra on his head and then wrap my scarf around him and say in a very high pitch voice “look I’m Nia, I’m a laaaaadddyy.” 🤭🤭🤭🤭
When I was like 15/16, he was 5/6; he would sometimes take my shoes, put my bra on his head and then wrap my scarf around him and say in a very high pitch voice “look I’m Nia, I’m a laaaaadddyy.” 🤭🤭🤭🤭
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My baby bro is goofy as fuck. And he’s been that way for as long as I could remember.
When I was like 15/16, he was 5/6; he would sometimes take my shoes, put my bra on his head and then wrap my scarf around him and say in a very high pitch voice “look I’m Nia, I’m a laaaaadddyy.” 🤭🤭🤭🤭
When I was like 15/16, he was 5/6; he would sometimes take my shoes, put my bra on his head and then wrap my scarf around him and say in a very high pitch voice “look I’m Nia, I’m a laaaaadddyy.” 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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My godsis who is basically my sis cuz blood couldn’t make us any closer is the funniest person I know. I call her his to listen to her fuss with toddlers and teenagers.
The amount of times I hear her say
“please get off my titty!” Sends me to the moon.
The teens on background
“MAMA!!!!”
The amount of times I hear her say
“please get off my titty!” Sends me to the moon.
The teens on background
“MAMA!!!!”
I need some positivity today. Can yall tell me your favorite thing about your siblings? Or cousins or friends that are like siblings?
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My godsis who is basically my sis cuz blood couldn’t make us any closer is the funniest person I know. I call her his to listen to her fuss with toddlers and teenagers.
The amount of times I hear her say
“please get off my titty!” Sends me to the moon.
The teens on background
“MAMA!!!!”
The amount of times I hear her say
“please get off my titty!” Sends me to the moon.
The teens on background
“MAMA!!!!”
I need some positivity today. Can yall tell me your favorite thing about your siblings? Or cousins or friends that are like siblings?
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I need some positivity today. Can yall tell me your favorite thing about your siblings? Or cousins or friends that are like siblings?
The holidays are always so hard for me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The holidays are always so hard for me.
Never had the jeans but I had the leather jacket with all the teams on it lol
Remember when boys were wearing the jeans with all the nba team patches?
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Never had the jeans but I had the leather jacket with all the teams on it lol
Bowen bout to give them the game again lmao
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bowen bout to give them the game again lmao
Not even close
Are you having enough sex?
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Not even close
Don’t forget to include your family in this lol
Shoutout to @zmandretti.bsky.social for handling the churrin while I went through training TWICE!
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Don’t forget to include your family in this lol
Mint 🤢
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Mint 🤢
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One thing I can say about Beyoncé is that any time she makes a misstep or creates controversy in the public eye, soon after she gon pull them titties out.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One thing I can say about Beyoncé is that any time she makes a misstep or creates controversy in the public eye, soon after she gon pull them titties out.
The removal of all this tacky shit gonna be the American version of the collapse of the Berlin Wall
The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The removal of all this tacky shit gonna be the American version of the collapse of the Berlin Wall
Kerrygold and Land O Lakes
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Kerrygold and Land O Lakes
This is a Brittany Leah Stan account in case yall didn’t knwo
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is a Brittany Leah Stan account in case yall didn’t knwo