Dr. Sarah Parcak
@indyfromspace.bsky.social
Professor, Archaeologist, Egyptologist, Award-winning writer of books, Dad joke lover, mom, rabble-rouser academic. Owned by cats. she/her
Am I up early making donuts for my son and his bestie as an overcorrective response mechanism to deeply held unhealed childhood trauma, or am I just being a wonderful mom?
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Am I up early making donuts for my son and his bestie as an overcorrective response mechanism to deeply held unhealed childhood trauma, or am I just being a wonderful mom?
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Am I the only one who got Ghostbusters 2 vibes
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Am I the only one who got Ghostbusters 2 vibes
You can't spell "Taint" without "AI"
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You can't spell "Taint" without "AI"
So many friends I know w little ones would get a babysitter for the night and have a hotel room mini getaway. This is so gross
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So many friends I know w little ones would get a babysitter for the night and have a hotel room mini getaway. This is so gross
I'm starting a new home security company called "Hitler's Taint", can Peter Thiel give me $250 million now
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm starting a new home security company called "Hitler's Taint", can Peter Thiel give me $250 million now
All you need is Amazon's Ring to destroy it
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
All you need is Amazon's Ring to destroy it
OMG Sourdough pizza was UNREAL 10/10 stars
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
OMG Sourdough pizza was UNREAL 10/10 stars
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
Good morning lovely people. I am about to make sourdough pizza crust from scratch. Very excited!
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Good morning lovely people. I am about to make sourdough pizza crust from scratch. Very excited!
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
Back in our cave-dwelling days, I am convinced pedophiles were beaten to death on site. This served as a public warning and created lore. Bring it back.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Back in our cave-dwelling days, I am convinced pedophiles were beaten to death on site. This served as a public warning and created lore. Bring it back.
Once again, a fancy conference where folks are paying $1000+ a head has invited me to keynote and has offered me... "exposure." No I do not want to mingle for opportunities. I want to do my thing and come home and get paid. Stop bothering me.
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Once again, a fancy conference where folks are paying $1000+ a head has invited me to keynote and has offered me... "exposure." No I do not want to mingle for opportunities. I want to do my thing and come home and get paid. Stop bothering me.
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"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
Do you think Katie screams "Feminize me!" riding Elon's deformed schlong while Stephen sits in the cuck chair
“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Do you think Katie screams "Feminize me!" riding Elon's deformed schlong while Stephen sits in the cuck chair
I know they are all Nazi pedophiles but also you know they all have the worst skid marks.
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I know they are all Nazi pedophiles but also you know they all have the worst skid marks.
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I did a test to see if I could remember all the Roman numerals, but I forgot 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.
IM LIVID!
IM LIVID!
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I did a test to see if I could remember all the Roman numerals, but I forgot 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.
IM LIVID!
IM LIVID!
We finally watched Wake Up Dead Man and you don't need to worry about plot spoilers from me as I did what I always do between the hours of 7:45-8:45pm: pre-game sleep with a dad level couch nap.
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We finally watched Wake Up Dead Man and you don't need to worry about plot spoilers from me as I did what I always do between the hours of 7:45-8:45pm: pre-game sleep with a dad level couch nap.
Proving that Billions of dollars doesn't fix you being a fascist chode
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Proving that Billions of dollars doesn't fix you being a fascist chode
AOC and her team prepared hundreds of backpacks for the start of school. Kat doing mutual aid when so many folks are suffering is fabulous. Maybe she'll win, maybe not, but can you imagine if every Dem running was doing mutual aid for those in need? Stop clutching your pearls folks.
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
AOC and her team prepared hundreds of backpacks for the start of school. Kat doing mutual aid when so many folks are suffering is fabulous. Maybe she'll win, maybe not, but can you imagine if every Dem running was doing mutual aid for those in need? Stop clutching your pearls folks.
Dear Mediocre Lazy White Men™️: we owe you nothing
Tots and Pears,
Those of us working our asses off
Tots and Pears,
Those of us working our asses off
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Dear Mediocre Lazy White Men™️: we owe you nothing
Tots and Pears,
Those of us working our asses off
Tots and Pears,
Those of us working our asses off
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I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.