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⚜️NOLA born
💨🏙️Chicago raised me
🍑Atlanta made me
⚖️Lawyering paid me
🎙️Podcasting saved me.
Full figured. Full🥷🏾.
Vibrant Ethereal Fairy🧚🏾‍♀️
Pinned
Definitely a 5’4.5 day
It’s crazy that I support this for a woman but would be disgusted if a man did it.
This man don’t know it but I’m a sleep with his wife next year.

She gonna have the time of her life too.

And then she gonna be ready to be married for another 7 years.
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Capitalism really does charge you for the problem and the solution
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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These be the programs that end up as a documentary in 20 years saying how they were abusing kids and scamming their parents out of their life savings
Are your kids glued to their screens? For just under $8,000, your teenager can live in a college dorm for four weeks with no tech access.

The first week is rough, but eventually the kids relearn how to spend time offline, said the camp’s executive director.
Frazzled parents turn to screen-time coaches, $8,000 detox camps to rein in kids’ tech
Parents trying to raise their kids in a tech-saturated world are getting overwhelmed with the amount of work and fighting it takes to protect kids, which can be a full-time job.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Sears has so much Chicago history that goes beyond that very tall building. The original Sears Tower was actually in my current West Side neighborhood and had a huge campus for decades.
Only five Sears stores remain in the U.S., with the end likely near for what was once the mightiest American retailer. Here’s a look back at why the company’s last great hope was a promise that never materialized.
Why Sears’s Last Great Hope Was a Promise That Never Materialized
Only five Sears stores remain in the country, with the end likely near for what was once the mightiest American retailer.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I have things to do but absolutely no motivation to do them.
a man laying in bed reading a book with a clock on the wall behind him
Alt: a man laying in bed reading a book with a clock on the wall behind him
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I just be yappin
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Security would’ve escorted me out
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Big Sandals thank you for another day but why’d you give him one too.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The immediate reaction is like in them old cartoons where the character starts barking or they lift off into the sky like a rocket. But ultimately, it feels like being handed an important set of keys. That person trusts you so much that they’re willing to show you their sacred temple.
Men: What does it feel like to receive nudes?
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Like being knighted. That person just said "I trust you with these. Enjoy." Heart rate goes up, it's like you can't believe it. And that feeling never goes away. I could have 200 of the same person and I'm gonna react to 201 like I did to 1. A marvelous feeling.
Men: What does it feel like to receive nudes?
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Men: What does it feel like to receive nudes?
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I think my sister is trying to set me up with her friend. I’ve never met him before and now she’s telling me I need to extend my social battery and trying to pair us up for beer pong
spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
ALT: spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Don't block your blessing gents. You're one block spin away from stuffing a stocking. It's not too late to let that lovely lady jingle your bells.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This may be a sign but fuck it we ball
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Infused moonshine is either the best thing I’ve done or the worst
a man in a suit and tie says i guess we 'll see
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i guess we 'll see
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM