Elf With A Shelf
@lexdirects.bsky.social
Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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Elf With A Shelf
@lexdirects.bsky.social
· Jul 22
Malcolm-Jamal Warner truly contained multitudes and this deep dive into his many facets helped with the sadness of his loss. He gave us so much as Theo and only grew into more greatness from there!
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Theo Huxtable & Beyond: Remembering Malcolm-Jamal Warner's Contributions To The Culture
A look at Malcolm-Jamal Warner's epic career and the multitudes he contained as fans mourn his shocking death.
bossip.com
I had barely scratched the surface on MJW's contributions to the culture and it's comforting that there's still so much to discover and revisit, even though he's gone.
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Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
bloom.bg
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
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Its always funny when i see the topic of bras and bra hacks come up on social media because its always a 30FF cup girlie taking a 38C bra and doing weird shit.
You never see a J cup girlie doing these videos for a reason
You never see a J cup girlie doing these videos for a reason
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Its always funny when i see the topic of bras and bra hacks come up on social media because its always a 30FF cup girlie taking a 38C bra and doing weird shit.
You never see a J cup girlie doing these videos for a reason
You never see a J cup girlie doing these videos for a reason
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Recently discovered weightlifting is actually kind of fun
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Recently discovered weightlifting is actually kind of fun
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Make masks FIT and FREE! As we experience a record breaking flu surge and the ongoing effects of COVID, now would be a great time to ramp up efforts to make high quality N95 masks free and widely available. Really wish free mask distribution was a regular feature of progressive events for example.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Make masks FIT and FREE! As we experience a record breaking flu surge and the ongoing effects of COVID, now would be a great time to ramp up efforts to make high quality N95 masks free and widely available. Really wish free mask distribution was a regular feature of progressive events for example.
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They know this, btw, and that's why Shakespeare adaptations never die, but the lie is good enough to cover up the real reasons, so.
Hi there. Isn't it interesting how the most popular TV shows and movies this year (Sinners, Kpop Demon Hunters, and Heated Rivalry) were all hyper specific stories, proving that "universal appeal" (i.e. appealing to white straight folks) is not actually that appealing?
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
They know this, btw, and that's why Shakespeare adaptations never die, but the lie is good enough to cover up the real reasons, so.
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Media is starting to report the Grok child porn story but way too many are centering the bot's "apologies" and "admissions" without explaining that these are being generated in response to user requests and are not in anyway authentic or meaningful.
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Media is starting to report the Grok child porn story but way too many are centering the bot's "apologies" and "admissions" without explaining that these are being generated in response to user requests and are not in anyway authentic or meaningful.
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Shameless plug, I also built and manage the website
There is so much more work to be done. We were already focused on expanding our Girl Code program to North Carolina this year. May make it my personal project to add Oklahoma as well.
If y'all wanna learn more, check out: thurmanperryfoundation.org
If y'all wanna learn more, check out: thurmanperryfoundation.org
The Thurman Perry Foundation | Creating An Equitable World For Women & Girls Impacted By Incarceration
thurmanperryfoundation.org
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Shameless plug, I also built and manage the website
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
Everything reminds me of...
The importance of flossing after meals
The importance of flossing after meals
Dentists are so funny. Like they have their hand deep inside your mouth and stuff and they talk to you like you can respond XD
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Everything reminds me of...
The importance of flossing after meals
The importance of flossing after meals
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i hate that every show i used to like is just a rotating wheel of millionaire comedians talking about how sad they are in secret. talking about how important therapy is to them. man shut up
if that money won’t fix you, it’ll fix me
if that money won’t fix you, it’ll fix me
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
i hate that every show i used to like is just a rotating wheel of millionaire comedians talking about how sad they are in secret. talking about how important therapy is to them. man shut up
if that money won’t fix you, it’ll fix me
if that money won’t fix you, it’ll fix me
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So that so-called Gr*k “apology” is terrible for a couple of reasons beyond the main horrid event, compounding it even:
1. Companies need to stop anthropomorphizing these computer programs.
2. Making the “tool” seem like a person also means no person at the company shows any accountability.
1. Companies need to stop anthropomorphizing these computer programs.
2. Making the “tool” seem like a person also means no person at the company shows any accountability.
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
So that so-called Gr*k “apology” is terrible for a couple of reasons beyond the main horrid event, compounding it even:
1. Companies need to stop anthropomorphizing these computer programs.
2. Making the “tool” seem like a person also means no person at the company shows any accountability.
1. Companies need to stop anthropomorphizing these computer programs.
2. Making the “tool” seem like a person also means no person at the company shows any accountability.
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I'd consider a company fraudulent if they could only be reached via another weird ass app.
Twitter DM has been the only option for several businesses for me:
LinkedIn
Barclays
Microsoft
SLC
Zen
Google
RBS
Vodafone
Carphone Warehouse
LG
TSB
McDonalds
tsoHost
Hyperoptic
Southern
Tesco
There's tonnes more I've had to rely on Twitter for years to reach these businesses
Barclays
Microsoft
SLC
Zen
RBS
Vodafone
Carphone Warehouse
LG
TSB
McDonalds
tsoHost
Hyperoptic
Southern
Tesco
There's tonnes more I've had to rely on Twitter for years to reach these businesses
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I'd consider a company fraudulent if they could only be reached via another weird ass app.
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Remember, you can resolve to be a whimsical menace, to eat more cake, to make a break for it, to read a poem everyday, to go into goblin mode. Whatever you do, do it wildly, deliciously, and without apology. 📝🕯️
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Remember, you can resolve to be a whimsical menace, to eat more cake, to make a break for it, to read a poem everyday, to go into goblin mode. Whatever you do, do it wildly, deliciously, and without apology. 📝🕯️
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This is one of the million reasons why I love this city so much. I bet you they didn’t even introduce themselves 😂
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This is one of the million reasons why I love this city so much. I bet you they didn’t even introduce themselves 😂
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i have both seasons! the creator sent it to me on instagram cause i dm’d him asking for it 😂 happy new year!!
FLATBUSH S1: vimeo.com/reviews/fba9...
FLATBUSH S2:
vimeo.com/reviews/8c64...
FLATBUSH S1: vimeo.com/reviews/fba9...
FLATBUSH S2:
vimeo.com/reviews/8c64...
Vimeo
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vimeo.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
i have both seasons! the creator sent it to me on instagram cause i dm’d him asking for it 😂 happy new year!!
FLATBUSH S1: vimeo.com/reviews/fba9...
FLATBUSH S2:
vimeo.com/reviews/8c64...
FLATBUSH S1: vimeo.com/reviews/fba9...
FLATBUSH S2:
vimeo.com/reviews/8c64...
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I remember a nigga called my phone about his girl and I said “nigga where is your pride?” My entire apt erupted in laughter then he hung up. I know he balled his fists up and cried 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I remember a nigga called my phone about his girl and I said “nigga where is your pride?” My entire apt erupted in laughter then he hung up. I know he balled his fists up and cried 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Read more to expand your vocabulary and phrasing, so your compliments make her need to "freshen up."
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Read more to expand your vocabulary and phrasing, so your compliments make her need to "freshen up."
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lmaoooo this though
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
lmaoooo this though
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Do yourself a solid and include behaviors that support you reaching your goals.
Want to be a morning gym person? You’ll need a consistent bedtime.
Want to implement more spiritual practices? Treat it like an appt you keep as opposed to optional.
Create an environment that fosters your success.
Want to be a morning gym person? You’ll need a consistent bedtime.
Want to implement more spiritual practices? Treat it like an appt you keep as opposed to optional.
Create an environment that fosters your success.
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Do yourself a solid and include behaviors that support you reaching your goals.
Want to be a morning gym person? You’ll need a consistent bedtime.
Want to implement more spiritual practices? Treat it like an appt you keep as opposed to optional.
Create an environment that fosters your success.
Want to be a morning gym person? You’ll need a consistent bedtime.
Want to implement more spiritual practices? Treat it like an appt you keep as opposed to optional.
Create an environment that fosters your success.
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Still mad this show was canceled. Pearls cast before SWINE, I tell ya!
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Still mad this show was canceled. Pearls cast before SWINE, I tell ya!
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This one of my favorite television scenes in recent memory.
So much being said with a few sentence.
So much being said with a few sentence.
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
This one of my favorite television scenes in recent memory.
So much being said with a few sentence.
So much being said with a few sentence.
The most productive thing I can do is keep my nervous system regulated like Warren G. A nap will be had!
"You *always* want to take a nap!"
Yet here you are, feigning surprise.
Yet here you are, feigning surprise.
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The most productive thing I can do is keep my nervous system regulated like Warren G. A nap will be had!
"You *always* want to take a nap!"
Yet here you are, feigning surprise.
Yet here you are, feigning surprise.
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"You *always* want to take a nap!"
Yet here you are, feigning surprise.
Yet here you are, feigning surprise.
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The dummy did this on FB live now he gone til Nov b/c he’s a felon suhttps://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/new-years-celebratory-gunfire-jan-1-2026
Richmond police raid home after New Year's celebratory gunfire caught on social media
Richmond Police executed a search warrant after social media video and the city's ShotSpotter technology led officers to a home where a man was filmed firing celebratory gunshots on New Year's Eve.
www.wtvr.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The dummy did this on FB live now he gone til Nov b/c he’s a felon suhttps://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/new-years-celebratory-gunfire-jan-1-2026