Two-Syllable Black
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Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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At least once a day, I gotta laugh like Denzel at the end of Training Day to keep from screaming.
Spreading... the good Word?
How'd Freddy Gibbs get to heaven?
In other news...
I seen this on IG and had the best cackle of the day!
I seen this on IG and had the best cackle of the day!
February 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Spreading... the good Word?
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"High on The Hog" is beautiful and a reminder of what these people stole from us. Gotdamn man.
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"High on The Hog" is beautiful and a reminder of what these people stole from us. Gotdamn man.
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Fellas: do men expect to be courted as well?
(I promise I’m not trying to start a Twitter-ass discussion, I’m asking genuinely because of something that was said to me.)
(I promise I’m not trying to start a Twitter-ass discussion, I’m asking genuinely because of something that was said to me.)
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Fellas: do men expect to be courted as well?
(I promise I’m not trying to start a Twitter-ass discussion, I’m asking genuinely because of something that was said to me.)
(I promise I’m not trying to start a Twitter-ass discussion, I’m asking genuinely because of something that was said to me.)
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BILLOWS MAY ROLL!!! BREAKERS MAY DASH!! I SHALL NOT SWAY BECAUSE HE HOLDS ME FAST!!!
February 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
BILLOWS MAY ROLL!!! BREAKERS MAY DASH!! I SHALL NOT SWAY BECAUSE HE HOLDS ME FAST!!!
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Again, these news outlets need to start talking about how THIS is Gen Z language and not bastardized AAVE
Guys, I’m hearing 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the
BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.
BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Again, these news outlets need to start talking about how THIS is Gen Z language and not bastardized AAVE
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Lack of curiosity for yourself bleeds out onto others. When all is said and done, go talk to the lady.
He's a great actor as long as he keeps playing himself. And he *keeps* playing himself...
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Lack of curiosity for yourself bleeds out onto others. When all is said and done, go talk to the lady.
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The band should sue all of them.
A federal judge in California has blocked OpenAI from using the name "Cameo" in connection with its video generation app Sora, handing celebrity video platform Cameo a preliminary win in a trademark lawsuit against the artificial intelligence giant @blakebrittain.bsky.social reut.rs/4aDj2We
February 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The band should sue all of them.
I've given up giving up things.
Y’all participating in Lent tomorrow?
February 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I've given up giving up things.
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I’m three episodes into #WonderMan and this show is pretty lovely. Didn’t think Marvel had it in ‘em.
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I’m three episodes into #WonderMan and this show is pretty lovely. Didn’t think Marvel had it in ‘em.
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😭
You fighting for your life and “Jesus Paid It All” is playing in the background.
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
😭
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I meant to post this earlier BUT ALL OF THIS YES ABSOLUTELY ALL OF IT 👇🏾
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I meant to post this earlier BUT ALL OF THIS YES ABSOLUTELY ALL OF IT 👇🏾
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February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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I’m reading a book about the royal art of poisons. Turns out a lot of monarchs died from things antibiotics could have solved, not poison.
Well antibiotics and public health (clean water, clean hands, clean food).
Well antibiotics and public health (clean water, clean hands, clean food).
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I’m reading a book about the royal art of poisons. Turns out a lot of monarchs died from things antibiotics could have solved, not poison.
Well antibiotics and public health (clean water, clean hands, clean food).
Well antibiotics and public health (clean water, clean hands, clean food).
When those weapons formed are about to prosper. Don't let it have a praise break, too!
Gettin yo ass beat to Gospel music is DEF top 5 things you never living down 😭😭😭😭😭
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
When those weapons formed are about to prosper. Don't let it have a praise break, too!
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May have to fundraise @solomonmissouri.bsky.social going on speaking toutr/conference for these old heads about how "out there"out is out there
You can't fix something if you don't know it's broken
BRO YOU ARE 70
BRO YOU ARE 70
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
May have to fundraise @solomonmissouri.bsky.social going on speaking toutr/conference for these old heads about how "out there"out is out there
Candy x Cameo
Every summer for the rest of your life, somebody's uncle will give you a flashback 😭
Every summer for the rest of your life, somebody's uncle will give you a flashback 😭
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Candy x Cameo
Every summer for the rest of your life, somebody's uncle will give you a flashback 😭
Every summer for the rest of your life, somebody's uncle will give you a flashback 😭
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The man who figured out you shouldn’t do an autopsy, then stick those same filthy hands into a person giving birth (after midwives of color been knew btw), was exiled by his doctor colleagues. For telling them to wash their hands.
He ended up INSTITUTIONALIZED and died there.
He ended up INSTITUTIONALIZED and died there.
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The man who figured out you shouldn’t do an autopsy, then stick those same filthy hands into a person giving birth (after midwives of color been knew btw), was exiled by his doctor colleagues. For telling them to wash their hands.
He ended up INSTITUTIONALIZED and died there.
He ended up INSTITUTIONALIZED and died there.
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Take a look at this list of notable people who died in childbirth. (many related to infections.) Even with access to better medical care, without antibiotics it could be hopless. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Take a look at this list of notable people who died in childbirth. (many related to infections.) Even with access to better medical care, without antibiotics it could be hopless. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
😭 You were cooking too much and fried 'em hard like wings
Like, dead asked, "So you're incapable of creating love alone...?"
Them:
Them:
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February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
😭 You were cooking too much and fried 'em hard like wings
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And here's the thing.. lmao.. because I live my raps... I've asked men why they think women should have an abundance of wisdom and love for literally everyone, men, other women, and children.. everybody's children... but men get to ration their affections...? Does that mean we ARE love...?
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
And here's the thing.. lmao.. because I live my raps... I've asked men why they think women should have an abundance of wisdom and love for literally everyone, men, other women, and children.. everybody's children... but men get to ration their affections...? Does that mean we ARE love...?
Stomp x Kirk Franklin
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Stomp x Kirk Franklin
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Dazz Band. Let It Whip.
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Dazz Band. Let It Whip.
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My vote is for “Everyday People” by Arrested Development because it’s a tale about a Timberland rocking dude getting his ass whupped by Speech who was likely wearing Birkenstocks and a straw hat with a hole in it. Then there’s the harmonizing…
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My vote is for “Everyday People” by Arrested Development because it’s a tale about a Timberland rocking dude getting his ass whupped by Speech who was likely wearing Birkenstocks and a straw hat with a hole in it. Then there’s the harmonizing…