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Queen Helene of the Damned
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Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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Hell of an end to this trip around the sun. Broke government, broke sky, a long list of expensive and vital things also broke like the mf fridge.

Immensely grateful that's the worst of it, but also...
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Wait... Who?!"

Exactlyyyyyyyyyyy!
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reading this right after I was looking at my twists like
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I've seen this movie before
September 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Do I wanna know who the main character is today?
September 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Mask up in this wildfire smoke! 😷
Air quality (AQI) has been terrible for years but finally got too bad for local news to keep ignoring. Even when they report on risks & documented health issues, no mention that masking outdoors can help. Public health fails us again smh
August 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Healing is non-linear" sounds so good until you're the one who needs to hear it
July 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
July 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Black Chicago is just Mississippi & Alabama in a get-along shirt
July 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm not even modest or conservative like that. The public is just usually unfit & unworthy 😂 Sign me up for one of Naomi's haute hazmat suits in these streets
July 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
😭 mans said
July 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
SKILL. ISSUE.
If scaring the proverbial hoes was a paid gig, he'd already be a millionaire.
Buddy thinks it's because he's a milk man and not becauase he doesn't know or like any women as people.
July 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Mango is so good, I don't even care when it starts eating me back
June 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh
June 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My gawd! If she really crashed out on all these people, I'd just have to understand because ain't no way
May 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You twankling over there now?
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Still the gold standard
May 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm haunting anybody who allows body rolling at my fune. Mans walked up to the casket like
May 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I knew I should've stopped here so I can only blame myself
May 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
May 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yes, telepathically. IYKYK
May 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I can do all things through rib tips which strengthen me
May 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
May 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Allowed? What a loser!
May 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
No fabric formed against our thighs shall prosper!
May 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM