Queen Helene of the Damned
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Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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Hell of an end to this trip around the sun. Broke government, broke sky, a long list of expensive and vital things also broke like the mf fridge.
Immensely grateful that's the worst of it, but also...
Immensely grateful that's the worst of it, but also...
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hell of an end to this trip around the sun. Broke government, broke sky, a long list of expensive and vital things also broke like the mf fridge.
Immensely grateful that's the worst of it, but also...
Immensely grateful that's the worst of it, but also...
"Wait... Who?!"
Exactlyyyyyyyyyyy!
Exactlyyyyyyyyyyy!
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Wait... Who?!"
Exactlyyyyyyyyyyy!
Exactlyyyyyyyyyyy!
Reading this right after I was looking at my twists like
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reading this right after I was looking at my twists like
I've seen this movie before
September 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I've seen this movie before
Do I wanna know who the main character is today?
September 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do I wanna know who the main character is today?
Mask up in this wildfire smoke! 😷
Air quality (AQI) has been terrible for years but finally got too bad for local news to keep ignoring. Even when they report on risks & documented health issues, no mention that masking outdoors can help. Public health fails us again smh
Air quality (AQI) has been terrible for years but finally got too bad for local news to keep ignoring. Even when they report on risks & documented health issues, no mention that masking outdoors can help. Public health fails us again smh
August 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Mask up in this wildfire smoke! 😷
Air quality (AQI) has been terrible for years but finally got too bad for local news to keep ignoring. Even when they report on risks & documented health issues, no mention that masking outdoors can help. Public health fails us again smh
Air quality (AQI) has been terrible for years but finally got too bad for local news to keep ignoring. Even when they report on risks & documented health issues, no mention that masking outdoors can help. Public health fails us again smh
"Healing is non-linear" sounds so good until you're the one who needs to hear it
July 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Healing is non-linear" sounds so good until you're the one who needs to hear it
Black Chicago is just Mississippi & Alabama in a get-along shirt
July 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Black Chicago is just Mississippi & Alabama in a get-along shirt
I'm not even modest or conservative like that. The public is just usually unfit & unworthy 😂 Sign me up for one of Naomi's haute hazmat suits in these streets
July 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I'm not even modest or conservative like that. The public is just usually unfit & unworthy 😂 Sign me up for one of Naomi's haute hazmat suits in these streets
SKILL. ISSUE.
If scaring the proverbial hoes was a paid gig, he'd already be a millionaire.
Buddy thinks it's because he's a milk man and not becauase he doesn't know or like any women as people.
If scaring the proverbial hoes was a paid gig, he'd already be a millionaire.
Buddy thinks it's because he's a milk man and not becauase he doesn't know or like any women as people.
July 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
SKILL. ISSUE.
If scaring the proverbial hoes was a paid gig, he'd already be a millionaire.
Buddy thinks it's because he's a milk man and not becauase he doesn't know or like any women as people.
If scaring the proverbial hoes was a paid gig, he'd already be a millionaire.
Buddy thinks it's because he's a milk man and not becauase he doesn't know or like any women as people.
Mango is so good, I don't even care when it starts eating me back
June 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Mango is so good, I don't even care when it starts eating me back
My gawd! If she really crashed out on all these people, I'd just have to understand because ain't no way
May 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My gawd! If she really crashed out on all these people, I'd just have to understand because ain't no way
You twankling over there now?
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You twankling over there now?
Still the gold standard
May 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Still the gold standard
I'm haunting anybody who allows body rolling at my fune. Mans walked up to the casket like
May 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm haunting anybody who allows body rolling at my fune. Mans walked up to the casket like
I knew I should've stopped here so I can only blame myself
May 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I knew I should've stopped here so I can only blame myself
Yes, telepathically. IYKYK
May 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Yes, telepathically. IYKYK
I can do all things through rib tips which strengthen me
May 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I can do all things through rib tips which strengthen me
Allowed? What a loser!
May 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Allowed? What a loser!
No fabric formed against our thighs shall prosper!
May 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No fabric formed against our thighs shall prosper!