Queen Helene of the Damned
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Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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Malcolm-Jamal Warner truly contained multitudes and this deep dive into his many facets helped with the sadness of his loss. He gave us so much as Theo and only grew into more greatness from there!
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Theo Huxtable & Beyond: Remembering Malcolm-Jamal Warner's Contributions To The Culture
A look at Malcolm-Jamal Warner's epic career and the multitudes he contained as fans mourn his shocking death.
bossip.com
I had barely scratched the surface on MJW's contributions to the culture and it's comforting that there's still so much to discover and revisit, even though he's gone.
Few things will ever be as on the nose as:
"Premium users can also converse with Satan"
"Premium users can also converse with Satan"
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Few things will ever be as on the nose as:
"Premium users can also converse with Satan"
"Premium users can also converse with Satan"
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The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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You get tricked by girls lying about their age because you're the sleazeball "barely legal" type of pedo who tries to get them as close to childhood as possible. Supposing you didn't lie about her lying about her age.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You get tricked by girls lying about their age because you're the sleazeball "barely legal" type of pedo who tries to get them as close to childhood as possible. Supposing you didn't lie about her lying about her age.
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We moved past Meg’s first verse on “Bongos” too fast..
a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera
ALT: a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We moved past Meg’s first verse on “Bongos” too fast..
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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*how i still move*
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*how i still move*
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They neck and neck in the kneelings
So, Nance Regan and DJT were going ban for ban…
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They neck and neck in the kneelings
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During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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If you live in Chicago, Illinois.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you live in Chicago, Illinois.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
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Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
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I hate terrible fathers. If your father treated you poorly, I wish death on him.
Is he homophobic? I hate him.
Is he transphobic? I hate him.
Doesn’t accept you? I hate him.
Saw you as lesser than for being a girl child? I hate him.
Abused your mother? I hate him.
May hell be his eternal home.
Is he homophobic? I hate him.
Is he transphobic? I hate him.
Doesn’t accept you? I hate him.
Saw you as lesser than for being a girl child? I hate him.
Abused your mother? I hate him.
May hell be his eternal home.
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I hate terrible fathers. If your father treated you poorly, I wish death on him.
Is he homophobic? I hate him.
Is he transphobic? I hate him.
Doesn’t accept you? I hate him.
Saw you as lesser than for being a girl child? I hate him.
Abused your mother? I hate him.
May hell be his eternal home.
Is he homophobic? I hate him.
Is he transphobic? I hate him.
Doesn’t accept you? I hate him.
Saw you as lesser than for being a girl child? I hate him.
Abused your mother? I hate him.
May hell be his eternal home.
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I had to go see if I could find the original lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I had to go see if I could find the original lol
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MIT senior turns waste from the fishing industry into biodegradable plastic news.mit.edu/2025/mit-sen...
Jacqueline Prawira’s innovation, featured on CBS’s “The Visioneers,” tackles one of the world’s most pressing environmental challenges.
Jacqueline Prawira’s innovation, featured on CBS’s “The Visioneers,” tackles one of the world’s most pressing environmental challenges.
MIT senior turns waste from the fishing industry into biodegradable plastic
MIT student Jacqueline Prawira’s invention, a biodegradable plastic made from fishing industry waste, tackles one of the world’s most pressing environmental challenges and was recently featured on CBS...
news.mit.edu
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
MIT senior turns waste from the fishing industry into biodegradable plastic news.mit.edu/2025/mit-sen...
Jacqueline Prawira’s innovation, featured on CBS’s “The Visioneers,” tackles one of the world’s most pressing environmental challenges.
Jacqueline Prawira’s innovation, featured on CBS’s “The Visioneers,” tackles one of the world’s most pressing environmental challenges.
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The number of ppl I’ve had to chew out for asking “who will take care of you when you get old” while they themselves are NOT being “taken care of” by their own kids….🫠
People will urge you to procreate with no intention on being part of your village.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The number of ppl I’ve had to chew out for asking “who will take care of you when you get old” while they themselves are NOT being “taken care of” by their own kids….🫠
Yes! You can't really live while constantly cowering from death. Putting no thought or resources into arrangements only makes it more devastating.
I hate that talking about death/final wishes and shit is so taboo
Like damn, can’t a nigga prepare you so you don’t gotta be out here looking crazy when I’m gone?!?
Like damn, can’t a nigga prepare you so you don’t gotta be out here looking crazy when I’m gone?!?
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yes! You can't really live while constantly cowering from death. Putting no thought or resources into arrangements only makes it more devastating.
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Clearly we need millions of podcasts about the womanophere and why it wants to get the fuck out
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Clearly we need millions of podcasts about the womanophere and why it wants to get the fuck out
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My big takeaway from spend 4 million hours on Instagram Reels is you are allowed to look less hot than a model IF you have a fun animal friend with you. Why I am getting a sea otter. So I can keep showing my face on the internet
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My big takeaway from spend 4 million hours on Instagram Reels is you are allowed to look less hot than a model IF you have a fun animal friend with you. Why I am getting a sea otter. So I can keep showing my face on the internet
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Getting put on a block list by someone you have no idea who they are and then ending up blocked by people you've been mutuals with for a decade, that seems wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Getting put on a block list by someone you have no idea who they are and then ending up blocked by people you've been mutuals with for a decade, that seems wrong.