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@larrycurlyanfro.bsky.social
she/her. ambivert suffering from occasional wanderlust. music & food enthusiast. media ➡️ mktg. southern girl, howard grad. simone supremacy.
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Temu can't even tell them difference between a philips and a flat head screwdriver so I know they ain't checking the source if them steaks
February 20, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Temu can't even tell them difference between a philips and a flat head screwdriver so I know they ain't checking the source if them steaks
Literally Outback Steakhouse, b/c that is horse meat. 🐎🥩
February 20, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Literally Outback Steakhouse, b/c that is horse meat. 🐎🥩
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S/O to Laila Edwards for becoming the FIRST EVER BLACK AMERICAN hockey gold medalist!!!! 🙂↕️✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿🥇
February 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
S/O to Laila Edwards for becoming the FIRST EVER BLACK AMERICAN hockey gold medalist!!!! 🙂↕️✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿🥇
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Every sentence is funnier than the one before it 😭
After my dad got rid of the virus I gave the computer after looking up “lesbians,” I gave the computer another virus by searching for “sexy pictures of Usher.”
Dad removed that virus too.
Then I catfished on Bebo with a pic of India Arie & had an older internet bf. I was banned from the computer
Dad removed that virus too.
Then I catfished on Bebo with a pic of India Arie & had an older internet bf. I was banned from the computer
They also refused to tell me what a lesbian was and that’s how I ended up giving the family computer a virus.
February 20, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Every sentence is funnier than the one before it 😭
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Please share.
February 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Please share.
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Imma be real there’s no reconciliation with those that got us here. I’ll take their work to get us out of this ( the least they can do) but I’ll be passing my disgust and mistrust for them down to my descendants.
February 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Imma be real there’s no reconciliation with those that got us here. I’ll take their work to get us out of this ( the least they can do) but I’ll be passing my disgust and mistrust for them down to my descendants.
Buying your ex-wife, that you don’t even speak to, a V-day gift while being very married is kinda crazy.
February 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Buying your ex-wife, that you don’t even speak to, a V-day gift while being very married is kinda crazy.
So we’re just gonna continue to get robbed even more blatantly and publicly than ever before? That’s the plan? 🫠
February 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So we’re just gonna continue to get robbed even more blatantly and publicly than ever before? That’s the plan? 🫠
PCM is gonna be a ghost town if they keep it up.
Good grief everything is closing.
February 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
PCM is gonna be a ghost town if they keep it up.
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I’m with you when you right. Like Arnez from One on One and that white guy who always playing a villain
Mariah the Phlebotomist is just a lightly tanned Jennette McCurdy, change my mind.
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’m with you when you right. Like Arnez from One on One and that white guy who always playing a villain
That interview was a mess. 😆🫠
baby, anna almost came up outta that wig when chloe spoke about that budget!! 🤣
February 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
That interview was a mess. 😆🫠
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Again. . .
Who knew "can skate and hold camera" was a job!! lol
Who knew "can skate and hold camera" was a job!! lol
Unrelated I've been losing my mind at this figure skating videographer for a day now. www.instagram.com/reel/DUxzy9k...
February 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Again. . .
Who knew "can skate and hold camera" was a job!! lol
Who knew "can skate and hold camera" was a job!! lol
1000 ships face
Two albums released the same day — Jill Scott's return from a long absence, and Brent Faiyaz's play for a mid-career pivot — offer opposing visions of artistic advancement in the genre. n.pr/4aZnvnx
R&B stars consider two ways to serve an audience
Two albums released the same day — Jill Scott's return from a long absence, and Brent Faiyaz's play for a mid-career pivot — offer opposing visions of artistic advancement in the genre.
n.pr
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
1000 ships face
I really wanna know who she’s talking about. 🤔
February 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I really wanna know who she’s talking about. 🤔
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The United States women's hockey team won gold Thursday, beating rival Canada 2-1 in overtime.
February 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The United States women's hockey team won gold Thursday, beating rival Canada 2-1 in overtime.
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I secured $850,000 in federal funding to expand the White Oak Library District in Will County.
February 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I secured $850,000 in federal funding to expand the White Oak Library District in Will County.
I wanted to go here so badly when I found out about it in HS. This is so horrific.
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell lavished money on the Interlochen Center for the Arts to gain access, documents show — even funding an on-campus lodge they stayed in. In the process, two teenagers were pulled into their orbit.
How Epstein and Maxwell used an elite Midwest arts school to prey on girls
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell lavished money on the Interlochen Center for the Arts to gain access, documents show — even funding an on-campus lodge they stayed in. In the process, two teenagers were pulled into their orbit.
n.pr
February 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I wanted to go here so badly when I found out about it in HS. This is so horrific.
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NEW: A Georgia railroad owned by a descendant of an enslaver is using eminent domain to take land owned by descendants of the enslaved. If you want to understand how slavery still shapes power today, start here: capitalbnews.org/georgia-rail...
Georgia Is Letting a Railroad Seize Land a Black Family Has Owned For 100 Years
Descendants of enslaved people are fighting an attempt to use eminent domain to carve a spur through one of Georgia’s largest Black‑owned farms.
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February 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
NEW: A Georgia railroad owned by a descendant of an enslaver is using eminent domain to take land owned by descendants of the enslaved. If you want to understand how slavery still shapes power today, start here: capitalbnews.org/georgia-rail...
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The commercialization of youth sports is a downstream reaction to the financialization of higher education, which incentivizes upper middle class families to "invest" in coaching/training for children to compete for scholarships with the goal to offset 6-figure tuition costs. In this essay I will...
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The commercialization of youth sports is a downstream reaction to the financialization of higher education, which incentivizes upper middle class families to "invest" in coaching/training for children to compete for scholarships with the goal to offset 6-figure tuition costs. In this essay I will...
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OH NAH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
OH NAH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
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This is my dream job. Even if the book sucks lol
February 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
This is my dream job. Even if the book sucks lol
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A Black owned and operated jazz collective is putting on a two day jazz festival. If you're into that kind of thing
orlandojazzcollective.com
orlandojazzcollective.com
February 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A Black owned and operated jazz collective is putting on a two day jazz festival. If you're into that kind of thing
orlandojazzcollective.com
orlandojazzcollective.com
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😂😂 she's so great.
Coco Gauff after beating Alex Eala to reach Dubai SF:
“Whenever you guys were cheering for Alex I was pretending it was my name. I think it helped me a lot. If you can’t beat em, you gotta join em” 😭😭😭😭
“Whenever you guys were cheering for Alex I was pretending it was my name. I think it helped me a lot. If you can’t beat em, you gotta join em” 😭😭😭😭
February 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
😂😂 she's so great.
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This #BlackHistoryMonth it’s important to remember that Black history is part of many of our tribes’ histories too. For Cherokee Nation, we cannot tell an accurate history of our tribe without Black history.
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
This #BlackHistoryMonth it’s important to remember that Black history is part of many of our tribes’ histories too. For Cherokee Nation, we cannot tell an accurate history of our tribe without Black history.