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Ms. “Aries’s Groove”
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📍ORD || ♈️ || Ohio raised

Softy with a chance of BDE 😏
Sarcasm Savvy 😎
Humor as dry as my 🍷
Personality as flavorful as my medium rare 🥩
World Traveler 🌏
Spice Enthusiast 🌶️
Full-Time Creative 🎭

This is a Dior Sauvage hate account. Argue w/ your skin scent
Pinned
Can’t sleep.. so it’s vacation show and tell

📍Phi Phi Island
I legit might put something on the grill tomorrow. Ya know, just cuz I survived the week
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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No we should’ve known when he walked in with his dick in his hand and told them to be cool! Then Danger never happens 😭
Have you ever listened to the ad libs on Danger by Mystical. We should’ve known then he needed to be locked up.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Yall said...
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you live in Chicago, Illinois.
All baskets include Turkeys.

Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:

Blue Cross give away:

Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th

Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield

Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Face pretty I know I can prolly win a pageant bby!
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Staying out the way is one of my finest accomplishments ☺️
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
D’usse outside lookin like an incognito 90s R&B singer 😭🤭
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!!!! WHEW!!!!!

I’m soooooo happy for you!!!
Cyst, baby!!! We watch it, I come back in 3 months. OLD BITCHES UP.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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(he was right tho)
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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MY GOD TODAY!
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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You got another spot for us would’ve floored me to hell. ATP you want to fight lmfao
The host then suggests sitting at the bar, looks like it's about to open up. He tells this lady I'm not waiting more than 7 minutes, my kid is on the way home.

And that's when I turned around and walked out. He comes out & says you got another spot for us?

Nigga I'm going to White Castle. ALONE.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Tahj Mowry being on the RIGHT side of things was not on my bingo card 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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*how i still move*
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A word.

(All this needed was the organ & tambourine to come in cuz chiiille)
Every time I watch the news or read an article and feel my blood pressure rising because of this dumb administration I take a deep breath, look down at my hands, then laugh because I’m reminded that I’m black. This ain’t nothing new.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@beigewunder.blacksky.app Sending positive vibes your way mama 🫶🏽
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Men be thinking cause I don’t have lashes or weave that I’m low maintenance…

Baby I like appliances and fine dining. You still finna be broke!
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Doctor told me my wisdom teeth got long legs. Guess the rest of my body missed the memo 😒
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wonder which one of my amazing friends wants to volunteer to take me to my wisdom teeth extraction next month 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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😭😭😭
Tony wanted Friday After Next to take place in Nazareth to prove it was Christmas.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“I don’t think I could love you more..” 🎶

-Me at least 2x a calendar year 😭
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My dentist office has the best playlist. They’re in here playing “Folded”
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM