Stanley Tunechi
@champagnetay.bsky.social
Privately audacious. I ate at the last Popeyes buffet. Talk nice to me.
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Moving with sincerity tends to alarm unserious people
How have you given someone the ick? Do you know how you scare the hoes?
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Moving with sincerity tends to alarm unserious people
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Not I beat everybody to the office
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Not I beat everybody to the office
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That part too. And don't realize, people can feel that boring and/or desperate energy
So many people are uninteresting and just don’t realize it.
Mighty presumptuous to assume just because she sat next to him he should be interested in approaching, let alone engaging her
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
That part too. And don't realize, people can feel that boring and/or desperate energy
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I understand the girlies don't want to be single. The want a man. I get it. But you gotta just live your life for you. Do things for you. He will come if that's what the universe wants for you.
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I understand the girlies don't want to be single. The want a man. I get it. But you gotta just live your life for you. Do things for you. He will come if that's what the universe wants for you.
I think I discovered my new hairstyle for the remained of the spring.
I present to you: the bun
I present to you: the bun
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I think I discovered my new hairstyle for the remained of the spring.
I present to you: the bun
I present to you: the bun
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Men are not great enough for all this!!! STAND UP ABEG!!! lmaoooooooooooo
i saw a video on IG of this girl just hanging out at home depot looking confused so a man would talk to her. it’s getting ridiculous 😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂 it’s so cringey. They be at bars, fraternity conventions, EVERYWHERE a man would be at.
It’s so embarrassing watching them document this. Then they get offended when the men aren’t interested
It’s so embarrassing watching them document this. Then they get offended when the men aren’t interested
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Men are not great enough for all this!!! STAND UP ABEG!!! lmaoooooooooooo
I think the main thing to remember is that people are more comfortable nowadays recording their delusions.
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I think the main thing to remember is that people are more comfortable nowadays recording their delusions.
My phone being shady about today’s date
January 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
My phone being shady about today’s date
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Hello, no. I've watched US (2019).
Your doorbell camera just rang. You check the live view on your phone. YOU are on the other side of your door. Do you answer it?
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Hello, no. I've watched US (2019).
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Women’s shoes are cut too narrow
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Women’s shoes are cut too narrow
All this time off proved that we ain’t supposed to be working like this no how.
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
All this time off proved that we ain’t supposed to be working like this no how.
I’ve had to use that video one too many times today 🤣
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I’ve had to use that video one too many times today 🤣
Also all of my time off pools (excluding sick days) are zeroed out. 🤣 I used tf out of my PTO in 2025.
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Also all of my time off pools (excluding sick days) are zeroed out. 🤣 I used tf out of my PTO in 2025.
I’m glad I went into the office on a non office day. I think it’ll help balance out this week.
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I’m glad I went into the office on a non office day. I think it’ll help balance out this week.
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I was thinking this at first but it actually makes perfect sense. So many people were relaxing, spending time with people they enjoy then got thrown back into boring/hostile work environments.
You’d think all this chaos would’ve been on here when people were off work for the holidays and not on the day of return.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I was thinking this at first but it actually makes perfect sense. So many people were relaxing, spending time with people they enjoy then got thrown back into boring/hostile work environments.
I can’t believe Lights Fantastic is just closed. Forever.
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I can’t believe Lights Fantastic is just closed. Forever.
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I always find myself back at this video 😭
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I always find myself back at this video 😭
You’d think all this chaos would’ve been on here when people were off work for the holidays and not on the day of return.
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
You’d think all this chaos would’ve been on here when people were off work for the holidays and not on the day of return.
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I need everyone - and I do mean EVERYONE - to go lay down for a lil while.
REST.
Don't open your eyes or touch your computing devices until EYE say so.
REST.
Don't open your eyes or touch your computing devices until EYE say so.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I need everyone - and I do mean EVERYONE - to go lay down for a lil while.
REST.
Don't open your eyes or touch your computing devices until EYE say so.
REST.
Don't open your eyes or touch your computing devices until EYE say so.
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Technically, the 9/11 attacks were also "well conceived and courageously executed." Does not mean we gotta hand it to them.
If your premise is that the raid and government overthrow were illegal, then you should be advising service members to not follow such orders, as it is their duty not to.
If your premise is that the raid and government overthrow were illegal, then you should be advising service members to not follow such orders, as it is their duty not to.
Democratic Senator Jack Reed calls the Venezuela operation "well conceived and courageously executed" before adding the campaign is "illegal"
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Technically, the 9/11 attacks were also "well conceived and courageously executed." Does not mean we gotta hand it to them.
If your premise is that the raid and government overthrow were illegal, then you should be advising service members to not follow such orders, as it is their duty not to.
If your premise is that the raid and government overthrow were illegal, then you should be advising service members to not follow such orders, as it is their duty not to.
Looks like the Kappas did the absolute most at Sandaga last night
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Looks like the Kappas did the absolute most at Sandaga last night
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why won’t the money get ME?!
Let’s get this money or whatever
January 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
why won’t the money get ME?!