Stanley Tunechi
@champagnetay.bsky.social
Privately audacious. I ate at the last Popeyes buffet. Talk nice to me.
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Beer at baseball is one of life's truest pleasures!!!
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Beer at baseball is one of life's truest pleasures!!!
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Im asking you your political views on the first date because you are not gonna waste my time getting my feelings involved just for you to turn around and say some nonsense like immigrants are ruining the country or that you wanna vacation to somewhere like Hawaii or you think J Cole is deep
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Im asking you your political views on the first date because you are not gonna waste my time getting my feelings involved just for you to turn around and say some nonsense like immigrants are ruining the country or that you wanna vacation to somewhere like Hawaii or you think J Cole is deep
Someone on TikTok called Stephen Miller Grima Worm-Tongue and yes. Yes.
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Someone on TikTok called Stephen Miller Grima Worm-Tongue and yes. Yes.
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I know Mos Def was tryna figure out why he kept shitting up his back for WEEKS before Alicia called him talking about some “I put milk in your cocoa cuz I think you special”
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I know Mos Def was tryna figure out why he kept shitting up his back for WEEKS before Alicia called him talking about some “I put milk in your cocoa cuz I think you special”
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People in there said have y’all noticed the sun and the moon out at the same time. And y’all. I realized at that moment I needed to immediately close that app 🤣🤣🤣🫠 this. THIS is why we are all fucked right now.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
People in there said have y’all noticed the sun and the moon out at the same time. And y’all. I realized at that moment I needed to immediately close that app 🤣🤣🤣🫠 this. THIS is why we are all fucked right now.
Day 3 of trying to finish Attack of the Clones
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Day 3 of trying to finish Attack of the Clones
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As someone who lived through the whole process of Bush/Cheney “making the case” for the invasion of Iraq, “we’re gonna run it” and “our oil companies are going in and they’re gonna make a lot of money” are living rent free in my head right now.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
As someone who lived through the whole process of Bush/Cheney “making the case” for the invasion of Iraq, “we’re gonna run it” and “our oil companies are going in and they’re gonna make a lot of money” are living rent free in my head right now.
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If you listen to the video Solomon posted this president sounds flabby and sick. Like he’s not long for this world. Also sounds unsure of what he’s reading like he never saw it before. He’s not the architect of these moves. He’s a spokesman.
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
If you listen to the video Solomon posted this president sounds flabby and sick. Like he’s not long for this world. Also sounds unsure of what he’s reading like he never saw it before. He’s not the architect of these moves. He’s a spokesman.
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BINGO!
We have a POTUS who struggles to read. This is obvious in this presser. And I believe (apart from being lost in victimized, and petty), the reason he goes off script is because HE CAN'T READ!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
BINGO!
I wonder would round brushing the front part of my hair give my silk press more volume.
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I wonder would round brushing the front part of my hair give my silk press more volume.
This just shows he’s gonna do a lot more leading up to the semiquincentennial.
Foolish of me to think this admin was gonna try and lay low with the files hanging over their heads.
Foolish of me to think this admin was gonna try and lay low with the files hanging over their heads.
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
This just shows he’s gonna do a lot more leading up to the semiquincentennial.
Foolish of me to think this admin was gonna try and lay low with the files hanging over their heads.
Foolish of me to think this admin was gonna try and lay low with the files hanging over their heads.
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
Watching international news to try and understand what’s going on (still fully don’t) and the BBC said the way this was carried out is something they’ve never seen before and I hate the thought of him hearing that.
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Watching international news to try and understand what’s going on (still fully don’t) and the BBC said the way this was carried out is something they’ve never seen before and I hate the thought of him hearing that.
Damn. They really don’t want people to know what’s in those files.
January 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Damn. They really don’t want people to know what’s in those files.
🗣️🎶YOU KNOW I GOT THE SAUCE! YOU KNOW IM SAU-CY!🎶
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 AM
🗣️🎶YOU KNOW I GOT THE SAUCE! YOU KNOW IM SAU-CY!🎶
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I don’t necessarily miss being in the hair salon all day but I miss the sisterhood of being in a hair salon all day if that makes sense.
That was one of the few times as a kid you could listen to adult business. And then as you became an adult, the advice would be delightful.
I miss those days.
That was one of the few times as a kid you could listen to adult business. And then as you became an adult, the advice would be delightful.
I miss those days.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I don’t necessarily miss being in the hair salon all day but I miss the sisterhood of being in a hair salon all day if that makes sense.
That was one of the few times as a kid you could listen to adult business. And then as you became an adult, the advice would be delightful.
I miss those days.
That was one of the few times as a kid you could listen to adult business. And then as you became an adult, the advice would be delightful.
I miss those days.
Why The Gap Band go so hard on Early In The Morning
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Why The Gap Band go so hard on Early In The Morning
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Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
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Lawry's blew MEEEE smh. Grand Luxe too.
I’m still blew about losing Del Frisco’s and Lawry’s smfh
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Lawry's blew MEEEE smh. Grand Luxe too.
I got whatever was going around right before going to home the weekend before Christmas and wore a mask the entire time around my family.
Guess what, none of them got sick.
Guess what, none of them got sick.
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I got whatever was going around right before going to home the weekend before Christmas and wore a mask the entire time around my family.
Guess what, none of them got sick.
Guess what, none of them got sick.
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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i have no idea what day it is
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
i have no idea what day it is
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
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And the technology doesnt even fuckin work like they claim and *none* of them are even making any money! Its all bullshit. Bullshit that is obvious to any regular person and *especially* to people in the technology space (specifically "person who invents technology for a living") who understand it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
And the technology doesnt even fuckin work like they claim and *none* of them are even making any money! Its all bullshit. Bullshit that is obvious to any regular person and *especially* to people in the technology space (specifically "person who invents technology for a living") who understand it.