hoochiewise 🎈
@thehorrorhottie.bsky.social
i like horror movies & long walks in sephora. part time bad bitch, full time nerd. 💁🏾♀️♑️💫
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something light!
i need like... an additional $7k a month.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
something light!
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i need like... an additional $7k a month.
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i need like... an additional $7k a month.
i was at my homegirl housewarming party & i will never forget how we all just STOPPED when someone read the news off their phone.
Still really can’t wrap my head around him being gone. Truly one of the most shocking and upsetting celeb deaths.
Remembering Chadwick Boseman on his birthday (November 29, 1976– August 28, 2020)💙🕊️
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i was at my homegirl housewarming party & i will never forget how we all just STOPPED when someone read the news off their phone.
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Still really can’t wrap my head around him being gone. Truly one of the most shocking and upsetting celeb deaths.
Remembering Chadwick Boseman on his birthday (November 29, 1976– August 28, 2020)💙🕊️
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Still really can’t wrap my head around him being gone. Truly one of the most shocking and upsetting celeb deaths.
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Anyone that opens my closet:
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Anyone that opens my closet:
i want yall in prison.
not gon lie… i know prime Aretha Franklin had that fye damp mop back in them days.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i want yall in prison.
i did not know i was in enemy territory. wdym avocado toast is nasty?!
peter griffin from family guy says woah woah woah in front of a plate of food
ALT: peter griffin from family guy says woah woah woah in front of a plate of food
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November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i did not know i was in enemy territory. wdym avocado toast is nasty?!
just wanted to show yall my hair & how i’m obsessing over the makeup by mario (natural finish) foundation.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
just wanted to show yall my hair & how i’m obsessing over the makeup by mario (natural finish) foundation.
that girl was a DUMMY.
currently watching The Danish Deception. chyle….
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
that girl was a DUMMY.
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Remembering Chadwick Boseman on his birthday (November 29, 1976– August 28, 2020)💙🕊️
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remembering Chadwick Boseman on his birthday (November 29, 1976– August 28, 2020)💙🕊️
the way i don’t even realize it was possible to pirate books lmao
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the way i don’t even realize it was possible to pirate books lmao
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going to a comedy show with my mom. she asking do i have any like acrylic colored hoop earrings for her to borrow. no mama i left them back in *glances at calendar* about 2009 😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
going to a comedy show with my mom. she asking do i have any like acrylic colored hoop earrings for her to borrow. no mama i left them back in *glances at calendar* about 2009 😭
i had a military father who woke up in the middle of the night & often sat in the living room which had direct views of both the front & back door at the same time.
along with a very loud chihuahua & an alarm system. so no 😂
along with a very loud chihuahua & an alarm system. so no 😂
Did yall sneak your boyfriend/girlfriend into the house when you were in High School?
Part 2: were your parents home?
Part 2: were your parents home?
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i had a military father who woke up in the middle of the night & often sat in the living room which had direct views of both the front & back door at the same time.
along with a very loud chihuahua & an alarm system. so no 😂
along with a very loud chihuahua & an alarm system. so no 😂
i’ve always wondered what is the chart placement that causes me the most difficulty with being misunderstood lol.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i’ve always wondered what is the chart placement that causes me the most difficulty with being misunderstood lol.
which is why i promise absolutely nothing on thanksgiving lmao
Aye big dawg…all them promises she made earlier?
Empty.
She’s too full and/or too drunk.
Empty.
She’s too full and/or too drunk.
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
which is why i promise absolutely nothing on thanksgiving lmao
ion know how to plate my food all pretty looking on a paper plate but just know everything was tasty lol.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ion know how to plate my food all pretty looking on a paper plate but just know everything was tasty lol.
that was such a crazy scene like!!
To be terrified and then have to hold you breath under water
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
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November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
that was such a crazy scene like!!
i’m officially “man i used to change yall diapers!!!” age
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i’m officially “man i used to change yall diapers!!!” age
happy thanksgiving yall 💕
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
happy thanksgiving yall 💕
my dad eating chitlins for breakfast like man PLEASE
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my dad eating chitlins for breakfast like man PLEASE
nigga are you ok????
I need all of the kids to perish fasho
stranger things hive lets go!
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
nigga are you ok????
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I said, "HOLD ALL MY CALLS! STRANGER THANGS IS BYKE!"
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I said, "HOLD ALL MY CALLS! STRANGER THANGS IS BYKE!"
stranger things hive lets go!
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
stranger things hive lets go!
jet li made MAGIC with black people & we simply do not acknowledge it enough lmao
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
jet li made MAGIC with black people & we simply do not acknowledge it enough lmao