Demimonde, a Back Roll Baddie
@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
You not finna swing, tho.
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Hotel cookies >>>>>
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Hotel cookies >>>>>
If "he he hell" had a white representative...
My girl was dead serious !!
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
If "he he hell" had a white representative...
Alright, does anyone have any recommendations for a tutor for a middle schooler, specifically in the area of math?
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Alright, does anyone have any recommendations for a tutor for a middle schooler, specifically in the area of math?
Anyway, that line I've seen things I'm still not proud to share definitely is looking suspect today
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Anyway, that line I've seen things I'm still not proud to share definitely is looking suspect today
W.E.B DuBois would love you niggas and hate y'all simultaneously lol
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
W.E.B DuBois would love you niggas and hate y'all simultaneously lol
Everyday is the same people talking about the same shit.
Y'ALL ARE NOT FUCKING. 😂😂😂😂
And it's bothering the rest of us who are.
Y'ALL ARE NOT FUCKING. 😂😂😂😂
And it's bothering the rest of us who are.
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Everyday is the same people talking about the same shit.
Y'ALL ARE NOT FUCKING. 😂😂😂😂
And it's bothering the rest of us who are.
Y'ALL ARE NOT FUCKING. 😂😂😂😂
And it's bothering the rest of us who are.
You can tell when bravo was paying for the trips back then because they had the Real Housewives of Atlanta flying to Africa in gen pop
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
You can tell when bravo was paying for the trips back then because they had the Real Housewives of Atlanta flying to Africa in gen pop
They make totally different music. So it really wouldn't be fair because one of them is a good singer and the other one makes really catchy songs
So would Christina beat Britney in a white people verzuz?
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
They make totally different music. So it really wouldn't be fair because one of them is a good singer and the other one makes really catchy songs
Married a WHITE person and begging for donations to pay your white man's bills.
Absofuckinglutely not
Absofuckinglutely not
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Married a WHITE person and begging for donations to pay your white man's bills.
Absofuckinglutely not
Absofuckinglutely not
I have never understood Black women that date white men people that don't have no fucking money.
And I never will because bitch you don't think at all!!!
And I never will because bitch you don't think at all!!!
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I have never understood Black women that date white men people that don't have no fucking money.
And I never will because bitch you don't think at all!!!
And I never will because bitch you don't think at all!!!
Real Housewives doing Arby's commercials is a little insane to me because them bitches ain't eating at Arby's
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Real Housewives doing Arby's commercials is a little insane to me because them bitches ain't eating at Arby's
Need fleet tips
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Need fleet tips
I caulked my wagon to cross the river and I got swept downstream and I lost all of my good shit
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I caulked my wagon to cross the river and I got swept downstream and I lost all of my good shit
That Camper album is fire. That man makes good music and the lyrics??
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 AM
That Camper album is fire. That man makes good music and the lyrics??
I am a very pampered woman in my life, I do not understand struggle and strife LOL.
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I am a very pampered woman in my life, I do not understand struggle and strife LOL.
My baby daddy was super sweet for adding me to his Microsoft family so I could use game pass. He is super smart for not allowing there to be a saved payment method on here 😂😂
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 AM
My baby daddy was super sweet for adding me to his Microsoft family so I could use game pass. He is super smart for not allowing there to be a saved payment method on here 😂😂
Just submitted an assignment, might go play oregon trail until I get sleepy. my tummy is hurting, should probably eat since i havent since noon. but I been getting my water in!!
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Just submitted an assignment, might go play oregon trail until I get sleepy. my tummy is hurting, should probably eat since i havent since noon. but I been getting my water in!!
This is honestly one of the best reasons that I can come up with when people ask about the best parts of motherhood.
This is also hilarious cuz my kid asked me today why they are the only one that has to do dishes?
Nobody else in this house is eating for free, you ain't special! 😂
This is also hilarious cuz my kid asked me today why they are the only one that has to do dishes?
Nobody else in this house is eating for free, you ain't special! 😂
it’s crazy that every time i decide to cook i have to do fucking dishes. adulthood<<<<<<<<<<
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This is honestly one of the best reasons that I can come up with when people ask about the best parts of motherhood.
This is also hilarious cuz my kid asked me today why they are the only one that has to do dishes?
Nobody else in this house is eating for free, you ain't special! 😂
This is also hilarious cuz my kid asked me today why they are the only one that has to do dishes?
Nobody else in this house is eating for free, you ain't special! 😂
I like watching movies on Pluto to be background noise while I do homework and today I'm watching Undisputed. Why is Master P leading these extreme security prisoners on a rap sing-along of the national anthem?n😂
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I like watching movies on Pluto to be background noise while I do homework and today I'm watching Undisputed. Why is Master P leading these extreme security prisoners on a rap sing-along of the national anthem?n😂
There got that off my thoughts
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
There got that off my thoughts
I'm not even questioning anything, I am just really curious about the timeline. And is it 100% accurate because 96 seems a little too soon. If you would have said 99, 2000. Again because I know someone's going to do it, not saying it didn't, just saying are they sure it did then
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I'm not even questioning anything, I am just really curious about the timeline. And is it 100% accurate because 96 seems a little too soon. If you would have said 99, 2000. Again because I know someone's going to do it, not saying it didn't, just saying are they sure it did then
She done got a little chunky, that's cute!
January 31, 2026 at 1:38 AM
She done got a little chunky, that's cute!
These bitches be embarrassing themselves
January 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
These bitches be embarrassing themselves
READY TO LOVE REUNION TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
READY TO LOVE REUNION TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT