Demimonde, a Back Roll Baddie
@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
You not finna swing, tho.
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
There's no way I'm letting a bitch bully me cuz you expected to have an expense-free New Year's Eve.
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
There's no way I'm letting a bitch bully me cuz you expected to have an expense-free New Year's Eve.
........... I'm not going to say it LOL. I'm not going to fucking say it
damn yall gotta watch the female company u keep too... I feel sorry my lil 1s.... #blacksky
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
........... I'm not going to say it LOL. I'm not going to fucking say it
Baby when I tell you I was SCREAMING LOL. You saw that she hurried up and turned off that fucking camera, though.
And you know he was outdone with himself when he said it. I know he stood back and looked at her like
And you know he was outdone with himself when he said it. I know he stood back and looked at her like
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Baby when I tell you I was SCREAMING LOL. You saw that she hurried up and turned off that fucking camera, though.
And you know he was outdone with himself when he said it. I know he stood back and looked at her like
And you know he was outdone with himself when he said it. I know he stood back and looked at her like
A shrimp tempura roll could heal me right now
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
A shrimp tempura roll could heal me right now
As a former cheating nigga myself, I know what this means.
I enjoy playing a long game. Being underestimated.
I know that nigga was on bullshit and lying but I needed all the pieces.
Met your match and I had time while I finalized my divorce. Checkmate nigga.
My post was only a warning for other women because I know the playbook is still in play.
I know that nigga was on bullshit and lying but I needed all the pieces.
Met your match and I had time while I finalized my divorce. Checkmate nigga.
My post was only a warning for other women because I know the playbook is still in play.
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
As a former cheating nigga myself, I know what this means.
Jesus really had an unwed teenage mother and NOBODY thought she was ruining HER life.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Jesus really had an unwed teenage mother and NOBODY thought she was ruining HER life.
Nothing funnier to me than that man just swearing he's Brazilian cuz Bruno why are you tweeting in Portuguese? LOL
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nothing funnier to me than that man just swearing he's Brazilian cuz Bruno why are you tweeting in Portuguese? LOL
The things I tell my boss? I would not recommend any other Black woman to say to a white man LOL. I think he likes it so I'm going to always keep walking into his office, whether he's on site or take up space in his teams and tell him what I need, not ask for it
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The things I tell my boss? I would not recommend any other Black woman to say to a white man LOL. I think he likes it so I'm going to always keep walking into his office, whether he's on site or take up space in his teams and tell him what I need, not ask for it
No I like my fat well put together like a ribeye
Ok. I see the man. He looks…let me think…dusty. But that’s yalls type
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
No I like my fat well put together like a ribeye
Today I have a doctor's appointment, a therapy appointment, an appointment with my nutritionist and I have an assignment that I need to turn in by midnight.
Gonna need a coffee ASAP
Gonna need a coffee ASAP
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Today I have a doctor's appointment, a therapy appointment, an appointment with my nutritionist and I have an assignment that I need to turn in by midnight.
Gonna need a coffee ASAP
Gonna need a coffee ASAP
I want to see that movie that's on peacock, but I am also remembering that that man was in a movie about strippers, 18 of them LOL
Thoughts on Channing Tatum as an actor?
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I want to see that movie that's on peacock, but I am also remembering that that man was in a movie about strippers, 18 of them LOL
A regular nigga tearing his ACL is comical to me, I do not know why LOL.
Cuz what you mean you and Jayson Tatum sitting out with the same injury?!?! Are you getting paid like him?
Cuz what you mean you and Jayson Tatum sitting out with the same injury?!?! Are you getting paid like him?
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
A regular nigga tearing his ACL is comical to me, I do not know why LOL.
Cuz what you mean you and Jayson Tatum sitting out with the same injury?!?! Are you getting paid like him?
Cuz what you mean you and Jayson Tatum sitting out with the same injury?!?! Are you getting paid like him?
They got to be really really fine to not get exposed.
A lot of them mess up thinking that they're handsome because of the income plus the accent.
Because it's definitely a stone cold heartbreaker that I'm 100% sure will stay clean....
A lot of them mess up thinking that they're handsome because of the income plus the accent.
Because it's definitely a stone cold heartbreaker that I'm 100% sure will stay clean....
a woman is standing in front of a speaker and the word foreva is written on the screen .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a speaker and the word foreva is written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
They got to be really really fine to not get exposed.
A lot of them mess up thinking that they're handsome because of the income plus the accent.
Because it's definitely a stone cold heartbreaker that I'm 100% sure will stay clean....
A lot of them mess up thinking that they're handsome because of the income plus the accent.
Because it's definitely a stone cold heartbreaker that I'm 100% sure will stay clean....
But for real, that man has titties.
And not the delectable type, he got Acura badge titties.
Trying to expose a sloppy man for being married is insane because that picture has a wedding band in it. Somebody is carrying that bag of potatoes as a beneficiary!
And not the delectable type, he got Acura badge titties.
Trying to expose a sloppy man for being married is insane because that picture has a wedding band in it. Somebody is carrying that bag of potatoes as a beneficiary!
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
But for real, that man has titties.
And not the delectable type, he got Acura badge titties.
Trying to expose a sloppy man for being married is insane because that picture has a wedding band in it. Somebody is carrying that bag of potatoes as a beneficiary!
And not the delectable type, he got Acura badge titties.
Trying to expose a sloppy man for being married is insane because that picture has a wedding band in it. Somebody is carrying that bag of potatoes as a beneficiary!
I'm making all of my hoes reapply this year, and can you believe that they are acting ridiculous about it? LOL. You boys could never work for the fucking government! I know y'all ain't doing no self evals at work it this has y'all in a tizzy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'm making all of my hoes reapply this year, and can you believe that they are acting ridiculous about it? LOL. You boys could never work for the fucking government! I know y'all ain't doing no self evals at work it this has y'all in a tizzy.
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But when we talk about the over familiarity? We also need to talk about how it is perfectly okay to not want someone to talk to you a certain way anymore. I don't care if I was showing you the back of my pussy yesterday. Today is a new day and I want you to leave me alone.
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
But when we talk about the over familiarity? We also need to talk about how it is perfectly okay to not want someone to talk to you a certain way anymore. I don't care if I was showing you the back of my pussy yesterday. Today is a new day and I want you to leave me alone.
That I don't have a larger salary.
But it's coming!!
But it's coming!!
It's the first Monday of the new year. What's everyone mad at today?
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
That I don't have a larger salary.
But it's coming!!
But it's coming!!
I really want y'all to start tackling your issues head on instead of bringing them to the internet. You're supposed to text that lady that you want to meet up off your husband phone and you supposed to go meet her. And thennnnnn you beat her ass. Y'all don't want your marriage enough for me!
You won’t believe the voicemail this lady plays here. It’s from someone who knew her husband high school…
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I really want y'all to start tackling your issues head on instead of bringing them to the internet. You're supposed to text that lady that you want to meet up off your husband phone and you supposed to go meet her. And thennnnnn you beat her ass. Y'all don't want your marriage enough for me!
Y'all are really riled up on here today lol. Could I interest y'all in some Zo and Tall Black Guy?!?
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Y'all are really riled up on here today lol. Could I interest y'all in some Zo and Tall Black Guy?!?
Okay but to say that what Eddie Murphy has done in multiple roles can't be compared to anybody else is absolutely a lie but we're not going to do that today lol. Y'all be talking crazy about Eddie Murphy and the only person I will allow that shit from is @black99jack.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Okay but to say that what Eddie Murphy has done in multiple roles can't be compared to anybody else is absolutely a lie but we're not going to do that today lol. Y'all be talking crazy about Eddie Murphy and the only person I will allow that shit from is @black99jack.bsky.social
I just got my audits from last month from work and I marked a terrain as a Chevy terrain instead of a GMC terrain and they marked me down. So now I'm about to go fight because y'all absolutely knew what I meant LOL
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I just got my audits from last month from work and I marked a terrain as a Chevy terrain instead of a GMC terrain and they marked me down. So now I'm about to go fight because y'all absolutely knew what I meant LOL
A man you don't like THAT much starting off a sentence with "I don't know if I ever told you"? Just know that not even the good dick that he has is going to save how you feel about him and be prepared to delete his number out of your phone as soon as you depart his company.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
A man you don't like THAT much starting off a sentence with "I don't know if I ever told you"? Just know that not even the good dick that he has is going to save how you feel about him and be prepared to delete his number out of your phone as soon as you depart his company.
I think I'll have to go back to the car and get my Crocs, fuck this job today
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I think I'll have to go back to the car and get my Crocs, fuck this job today