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Princey.
@princey5ive.blacksky.app
protecting Atlanta's old guard, one yeek at a time.
practice squad mascot for the Falcons.
🎓 Morehouse + Villanova. 🦁|🏹|🦂.
📍 your father's passenger seat. 🦄
📸: http://www.instagram.com/princey5ive
*any woman.
I get ppl dont necessarily care for gender roles but im not sitting in the car while my girl pumps the gas 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
absolutely. and i plan to grow that community very soon.
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
y'all keep saying "....y'all really let that ugmo slide in your DMs?"

but the other day y'all were branding ppl "mean girls" for not responding to every single reply #onhere.

is it fucking Oochie Wally or One Mic, congregation????
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
trying to decide between making a regular sandwich or a breakfast sammich at 1pm.

maybe i'm a weirdo too??
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
that nigga had a whole spreadsheet of reviews for OnlyFans creators he subscribed to pinned to his Twitter profile, i knew right then the weirdo vibes were strong with that one.
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
we we gotta do pajamas tho???

why can't we post matching seafood boils?? matching Sabrina 3s?? matching blunts??
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i am the weed cousin, but the sign up sheet is strict asf round here

they gon have to form a rival faction or something
If none of your cousins have weed, you need to be the cousin with weed. Be the family you want to see
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
they're building a special annex in Hell as we speak, reserved for Katie Miller ONLY.

she broke a commandment we didn't even know about when she married that man. a real innovator in the sin game.
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
idk, he could clean up with a chokehold delivery service. maybe we just not thinking big enough yet.
Who in advertising thought Draymond Green could sell shit
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dreamgirls would have swept the Oscars if Effie had a gun.

change my mind.
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you cannot get my family together for more that 4 hours without somebody randomly saying "y'all wanna fry some fish?"

an untouchable lineage, really.
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
any movie with Beyoncé singing is a gift.

any movie with Beyoncé acting is a punishment.

having cleared these two very crucial points, i must say i'm somewhat neutral on this matter.
The Polar Express is a Christmas movie BC IT’S ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

Elf is a Christmas movie bc IT’S ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

DREAMGIRLS IS NOT ABOUT CHRISTMAS 😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mark Cuban really thinks we won't beat the Sonic rings outta his ass, and that's the basis of roughly 77% of the problems we currently face in this country today.
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hellscape Christmas:

- a Barb cousin fighting for her LIFE
- an elder millennial cousin who is convinced the FB story about R. Kelly being released is both true and long overdue
- a freshly divorced cousin who thinks every man breathing should be castrated on sight
- a Cowboys fan

pls send help.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
now why are y'all na—
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i really thought i was gonna hate moving back to Midtown (b/c Old Atlanta, college kids, blah blah blah) but i must say, it has only been fractionally annoying so far.
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i always thought shooting dice was just foreplay for fighting. i didn't know there were actual rules and shit.
I don't know how to shoot dice. Is that on par with not knowing how to play spades? Or does the misdemeanor crime nature of dice set it apart?
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
this is NOT a matching pajamas household.

only time we gon have the same outfit on is when we are butt ass naked.
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love when ppl travel internationally and say shit like "it must be pretty safe here, i see a lot of kids walking around unattended"

whole time them kids are the ops, running surveillance on YOUR mark ass.
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
this is *too* triggering
Teal, anyone?

From the 1996 JCPenney Christmas Catalog:
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i woke up in a full sweat last night and cranked that bad boy up so quick.....
Might need to turn on the a/c
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
pulling out some hoe clothes to go to the park tomorrow. we haven't had a Christmas like this in ATL since 2016.
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM