Demimonde
@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
You not finna swing, tho.
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
There is a hair inside of my goddamn cheese and Aldi is going to have to see me. In the fucking parking lot.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is a hair inside of my goddamn cheese and Aldi is going to have to see me. In the fucking parking lot.
I've always loved a gay scammer from Detroit because boy WHAT? 😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I've always loved a gay scammer from Detroit because boy WHAT? 😂😂😂
My cousin is asking this in our cousin group chat. There are only three women in this chat that cook, and two of them have actually never cooked anything, they just bring desserts other people have made. I know that he's trying to ask me. It absolutely will not be me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My cousin is asking this in our cousin group chat. There are only three women in this chat that cook, and two of them have actually never cooked anything, they just bring desserts other people have made. I know that he's trying to ask me. It absolutely will not be me.
Y'all know what it is
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Y'all know what it is
Pork rinds so fresh you can still hear them popping at the table!
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pork rinds so fresh you can still hear them popping at the table!
And another gotdamn thing!!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
And another gotdamn thing!!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
So what's the oldest book on your bookshelf? I just pulled out my Flyy Girl copy from 2000. I got it for my birthday in 6th grade.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So what's the oldest book on your bookshelf? I just pulled out my Flyy Girl copy from 2000. I got it for my birthday in 6th grade.
I need to body double and do schoolwork tonight if u intristed
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I need to body double and do schoolwork tonight if u intristed
A MASTER at grocery shopping. I have meals for a week
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A MASTER at grocery shopping. I have meals for a week
DAWG THE WHOLE TEAM ON THIS BITCH
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
DAWG THE WHOLE TEAM ON THIS BITCH
Instagram just reminded me of how fine I was with my fade and I'm really going to bring this back when my kid goes to college
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Instagram just reminded me of how fine I was with my fade and I'm really going to bring this back when my kid goes to college
New company new sample cards on the way.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
New company new sample cards on the way.
@sadandyellow.bsky.social will need your color help 😂 ordered me some paint samples for an accent wall in my bedroom.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@sadandyellow.bsky.social will need your color help 😂 ordered me some paint samples for an accent wall in my bedroom.
I love when the universe knows that I need whatever they're offering LOL. My bedroom doubles as my office. My bedroom has four white walls and white furniture, with a white desk. So needless to say I am actually going insane I think?
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love when the universe knows that I need whatever they're offering LOL. My bedroom doubles as my office. My bedroom has four white walls and white furniture, with a white desk. So needless to say I am actually going insane I think?
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
I bullshitted through all 4,000 words of this 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I bullshitted through all 4,000 words of this 😂
Now it's his Daddy's (my big brother) birthday! And yes, my whole family is fine. 🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Now it's his Daddy's (my big brother) birthday! And yes, my whole family is fine. 🤣🤣
I was really going back and forth on this man like real hard.
I just called him 10 minutes ago and his 10-year-old child, who has school tomorrow is up playing Fortnite and he is playing it with her.
Imagine me thinking I could take this man seriously. His child doesn't take him serious.
I just called him 10 minutes ago and his 10-year-old child, who has school tomorrow is up playing Fortnite and he is playing it with her.
Imagine me thinking I could take this man seriously. His child doesn't take him serious.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I was really going back and forth on this man like real hard.
I just called him 10 minutes ago and his 10-year-old child, who has school tomorrow is up playing Fortnite and he is playing it with her.
Imagine me thinking I could take this man seriously. His child doesn't take him serious.
I just called him 10 minutes ago and his 10-year-old child, who has school tomorrow is up playing Fortnite and he is playing it with her.
Imagine me thinking I could take this man seriously. His child doesn't take him serious.
My first born nephew is 20 today. TWENTY!!!! I USED TO PUSH HIM IN A STROLLER.
Pretty sure I just sent him weed money and not Cheeto and clearfruit money like it used to be. 🤣🤣 But my baby got him a FULL TIME city job, a car and his head is on straight!
Pretty sure I just sent him weed money and not Cheeto and clearfruit money like it used to be. 🤣🤣 But my baby got him a FULL TIME city job, a car and his head is on straight!
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My first born nephew is 20 today. TWENTY!!!! I USED TO PUSH HIM IN A STROLLER.
Pretty sure I just sent him weed money and not Cheeto and clearfruit money like it used to be. 🤣🤣 But my baby got him a FULL TIME city job, a car and his head is on straight!
Pretty sure I just sent him weed money and not Cheeto and clearfruit money like it used to be. 🤣🤣 But my baby got him a FULL TIME city job, a car and his head is on straight!
Cousin, I just became allergic to onions within the past week. And this morning I definitely had hash browns with grilled onions. Followed it up with this boy boy here
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cousin, I just became allergic to onions within the past week. And this morning I definitely had hash browns with grilled onions. Followed it up with this boy boy here
Texting with My Daddy is one of my life's joys.
My daddy swears that him and Mary Sheffield are besties since they see each other a couple of times a year at work 😂😂
My daddy swears that him and Mary Sheffield are besties since they see each other a couple of times a year at work 😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Texting with My Daddy is one of my life's joys.
My daddy swears that him and Mary Sheffield are besties since they see each other a couple of times a year at work 😂😂
My daddy swears that him and Mary Sheffield are besties since they see each other a couple of times a year at work 😂😂
Only three things on the ballot in my city today. In and out less than 8 minutes
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Only three things on the ballot in my city today. In and out less than 8 minutes
Only three things on the ballot in my city today. In and out less than 8 minutes
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Only three things on the ballot in my city today. In and out less than 8 minutes
The sound the kid made when I pulled these fries out the grease?!? 🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The sound the kid made when I pulled these fries out the grease?!? 🤣🤣