Candis, the Great
@isugababy.bsky.social
Food, then girly stuff+music. I rarely correct typos. Retired Navy Chief. I promise, I’m laughing 🤣
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To everybody with Sirius XM my comedy special drops as a album soon. Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter on satellite radio!
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 AM
To everybody with Sirius XM my comedy special drops as a album soon. Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter on satellite radio!
Every week Invisalign be having me fucked up 😬
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Every week Invisalign be having me fucked up 😬
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Too cold to telework. Cancel that too.
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Too cold to telework. Cancel that too.
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I see posts/videos all the time about the greatest songs/song writers of all time and mostly never is the name Stevie Wonder mentioned. Stevie Wonder is an American Treasure. Full stop.
Explain to me why I’m wrong.
Explain to me why I’m wrong.
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I see posts/videos all the time about the greatest songs/song writers of all time and mostly never is the name Stevie Wonder mentioned. Stevie Wonder is an American Treasure. Full stop.
Explain to me why I’m wrong.
Explain to me why I’m wrong.
I usually bring a bottle for the host and my own bottle for me. That’s theirs, this mine.
If you go to a gathering at someone’s place and bring a bottle that’s unopened at end of the function, do you take it back when you leave??
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I usually bring a bottle for the host and my own bottle for me. That’s theirs, this mine.
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Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
Social media got me scared to shovel snow.
Then I told my kid and he said,
“Well you do have the body of a retired athlete, like Derrick Rose”
Idk who that is, but that info is not helping 😂
Then I told my kid and he said,
“Well you do have the body of a retired athlete, like Derrick Rose”
Idk who that is, but that info is not helping 😂
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Social media got me scared to shovel snow.
Then I told my kid and he said,
“Well you do have the body of a retired athlete, like Derrick Rose”
Idk who that is, but that info is not helping 😂
Then I told my kid and he said,
“Well you do have the body of a retired athlete, like Derrick Rose”
Idk who that is, but that info is not helping 😂
I need a fancy dress for the RVA Sports awards. I need a personal shopper because I don’t want to shop.
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I need a fancy dress for the RVA Sports awards. I need a personal shopper because I don’t want to shop.
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ICE in PG County MD. Be careful out there folks.
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
ICE in PG County MD. Be careful out there folks.
This song is a true story about two members of this band “dating” the same woman.
Had this man harmonizing about when his lady was stepping out with his bandmate 😭😩
Had this man harmonizing about when his lady was stepping out with his bandmate 😭😩
Love's Train
open.spotify.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This song is a true story about two members of this band “dating” the same woman.
Had this man harmonizing about when his lady was stepping out with his bandmate 😭😩
Had this man harmonizing about when his lady was stepping out with his bandmate 😭😩
I really need to make sure there is tequila in this house damn the bread 😂
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I really need to make sure there is tequila in this house damn the bread 😂
There are so many things I want to but on marketplace, but I cannot drag myself through the hell of messaging back and forth
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
There are so many things I want to but on marketplace, but I cannot drag myself through the hell of messaging back and forth
Speaking of down bad, it took me 20 years to find this song from my childhood, just to listen and say
“Lady, if you don’t gtf up!!!” 🤣🤣
“Lady, if you don’t gtf up!!!” 🤣🤣
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Speaking of down bad, it took me 20 years to find this song from my childhood, just to listen and say
“Lady, if you don’t gtf up!!!” 🤣🤣
“Lady, if you don’t gtf up!!!” 🤣🤣
I want someone to make me a sweet potato cobbler
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I want someone to make me a sweet potato cobbler
🎶 can I come today, inside your love 🎶
I Just Wanna Be Your Girl
open.spotify.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
🎶 can I come today, inside your love 🎶
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While we're here tho, what's the modern equivalent of these suits?
Leisure suits never should have went out of style
Leisure suits never should have went out of style
I don’t recognize Billy Ocean because I spent my childhood thing Phillip Michael Thomas was Billy Ocean.
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
While we're here tho, what's the modern equivalent of these suits?
Leisure suits never should have went out of style
Leisure suits never should have went out of style
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When I was panic shopping I bought some fatback. Have I ever had fatback? No. Will I cook it while snowed in? Probably damn not 😂
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
When I was panic shopping I bought some fatback. Have I ever had fatback? No. Will I cook it while snowed in? Probably damn not 😂
I don’t recognize Billy Ocean because I spent my childhood thing Phillip Michael Thomas was Billy Ocean.
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I don’t recognize Billy Ocean because I spent my childhood thing Phillip Michael Thomas was Billy Ocean.
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I need to do these people’s work so I can get one step closer to not having to do these people’s work
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I need to do these people’s work so I can get one step closer to not having to do these people’s work
Finding out I’m allergic to hazelnuts in real time
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Finding out I’m allergic to hazelnuts in real time
My son in his room playing 4:44 on a kazoo
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
My son in his room playing 4:44 on a kazoo