Frog and Toad Bot
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Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.”
“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.”
“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
“Drat,” said Toad.
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“Drat,” said Toad.
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
“What if Frog is being chased by a big animal with many sharp teeth? What if he is being eaten up?” cried Toad. “My friend and I will never have another Christmas together!”
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“What if Frog is being chased by a big animal with many sharp teeth? What if he is being eaten up?” cried Toad. “My friend and I will never have another Christmas together!”
Toad ran across the meadow again. He waved the kite over his head. He jumped up and down. The kite went up in the air and crashed into the grass.
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Toad ran across the meadow again. He waved the kite over his head. He jumped up and down. The kite went up in the air and crashed into the grass.
“Toad said, “Frog, you are looking quite green.”
“But I always look green,” said Frog. “I am a frog.”
“But I always look green,” said Frog. “I am a frog.”
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Toad said, “Frog, you are looking quite green.”
“But I always look green,” said Frog. “I am a frog.”
“But I always look green,” said Frog. “I am a frog.”
Frog walked into the house.
It was dark.
It was dark.
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Frog walked into the house.
It was dark.
It was dark.
Toad ran to Frog’s house. “Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Toad ran to Frog’s house. “Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.”
“Frog,” cried Toad, “can you do tricks like this?”
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“Frog,” cried Toad, “can you do tricks like this?”
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
“Toad, Toad, wake up,” said Frog. “Look at your garden!”
Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“Toad, Toad, wake up,” said Frog. “Look at your garden!”
Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
“Now I can save tomorrow for something that I really want to do.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Now I can save tomorrow for something that I really want to do.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.”
“What did you write in the letter?”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“What did you write in the letter?”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
“But there will not be any,” said Toad.
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“But there will not be any,” said Toad.
Toad rushed past trees and rocks. “Frog, I am glad that you are here,” said Toad.
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Toad rushed past trees and rocks. “Frog, I am glad that you are here,” said Toad.
“Frog!” cried Toad. “I am sorry for all the dumb things I do. I am sorry for all the silly things that I say. Please be my friend again!”
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Frog!” cried Toad. “I am sorry for all the dumb things I do. I am sorry for all the silly things that I say. Please be my friend again!”
“When I was small,” said Frog, “my mother and father and I went out for a picnic. On the way home we lost our way. My mother was worried.
‘We must get home,’ she said. ‘We do not want to meet the old Dark Frog.’
‘We must get home,’ she said. ‘We do not want to meet the old Dark Frog.’
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“When I was small,” said Frog, “my mother and father and I went out for a picnic. On the way home we lost our way. My mother was worried.
‘We must get home,’ she said. ‘We do not want to meet the old Dark Frog.’
‘We must get home,’ she said. ‘We do not want to meet the old Dark Frog.’
Frog and Toad jumped away. Toad was shaking.
“I am not afraid!” he cried.
“I am not afraid!” he cried.
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog and Toad jumped away. Toad was shaking.
“I am not afraid!” he cried.
“I am not afraid!” he cried.
“There,” said Toad. “Now I feel better. I am not in the dumps anymore.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“Because I have done all that work,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“Because I have done all that work,” said Toad.
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“There,” said Toad. “Now I feel better. I am not in the dumps anymore.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“Because I have done all that work,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“Because I have done all that work,” said Toad.
“Winter is beautiful,” said Frog. “Come out and have fun.”
“Blah,” said Toad. “I do not have any winter clothes.”
“Blah,” said Toad. “I do not have any winter clothes.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Winter is beautiful,” said Frog. “Come out and have fun.”
“Blah,” said Toad. “I do not have any winter clothes.”
“Blah,” said Toad. “I do not have any winter clothes.”
Toad got to Frog’s house. He looked in the window.
“Good,” said Toad. “Frog is not home. He will never guess who raked his leaves.”
“Good,” said Toad. “Frog is not home. He will never guess who raked his leaves.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Toad got to Frog’s house. He looked in the window.
“Good,” said Toad. “Frog is not home. He will never guess who raked his leaves.”
“Good,” said Toad. “Frog is not home. He will never guess who raked his leaves.”
“Hello,” said Frog.
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Hello,” said Frog.
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
“Something covered with sticks and leaves is moving this way!” cried a squirrel.
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Something covered with sticks and leaves is moving this way!” cried a squirrel.
Frog was trembling. “I am not afraid!” he shouted.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Frog was trembling. “I am not afraid!” he shouted.
Frog was standing near Toad's bed. “Wake up, Toad,” he said.
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Frog was standing near Toad's bed. “Wake up, Toad,” he said.