Henny Gesserit
@nmjmredux.blacksky.app
Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, and a half and half. Light Ice.
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You'll never miss what's meant for you.
I used to try and force things to work out, but I’ve learned to just let everything play out. What will be will be. 🤷🏾♀️
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You'll never miss what's meant for you.
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Good comedians are sociologists.
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Good comedians are sociologists.
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(Short video of a lady talking about food)
"You've been eating peanut butter and jelly all wrong..."
(Me, hands covered in peanut butter, jelly all over my forehead, mouth stuffed with bread): WHAT?
"You've been eating peanut butter and jelly all wrong..."
(Me, hands covered in peanut butter, jelly all over my forehead, mouth stuffed with bread): WHAT?
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
(Short video of a lady talking about food)
"You've been eating peanut butter and jelly all wrong..."
(Me, hands covered in peanut butter, jelly all over my forehead, mouth stuffed with bread): WHAT?
"You've been eating peanut butter and jelly all wrong..."
(Me, hands covered in peanut butter, jelly all over my forehead, mouth stuffed with bread): WHAT?
Mario (2002):
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mario (2002):
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If you're supposed to protect me but I can't be around you if you're angry because I might get hurt...
YOU CANNOT PROTECT ME SIR.
YOU CANNOT PROTECT ME SIR.
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you're supposed to protect me but I can't be around you if you're angry because I might get hurt...
YOU CANNOT PROTECT ME SIR.
YOU CANNOT PROTECT ME SIR.
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She mad I'm not a Christian anymore
For those of us having to raise our parents what’s the current (cause I know it’s multiple) most stressful part of the job?
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
She mad I'm not a Christian anymore
I mean, you can, but elder abuse is as bad as child abuse so maybe don't do that
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I mean, you can, but elder abuse is as bad as child abuse so maybe don't do that
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I used to love Kwanza til I found out about the creator kidnapping and torturing two Black women. Completely tainted the holiday for me
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I used to love Kwanza til I found out about the creator kidnapping and torturing two Black women. Completely tainted the holiday for me
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I don’t even know who this man is anymore.
Ladies, if you meet a guy, exchange numbers, and he doesn’t reach out for a week -
Are you still interested, or has the moment passed?
Are you still interested, or has the moment passed?
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don’t even know who this man is anymore.
Which is insane bc why is it the same price for me to go to the Caribbean as it is to go to Cincinnati?
Some international flights are cheaper than domestic if we're keeping it real.
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Which is insane bc why is it the same price for me to go to the Caribbean as it is to go to Cincinnati?
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Dude on the right was watching Cars 2
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Dude on the right was watching Cars 2
Cry all alone on the bedroom floor because I'm hungry
almost commented on a hypothetical but i already did one of those in the last 30 days. fuck the dating scenarios, what would you do if all internet and phone service was suspended in the US?
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Cry all alone on the bedroom floor because I'm hungry
Who's the gay one and who's his boyfriend on the rival team?
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Who's the gay one and who's his boyfriend on the rival team?
I'm actually glad they settled bc Penis Head was going to testify and I hate seeing pictures of him
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm actually glad they settled bc Penis Head was going to testify and I hate seeing pictures of him
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squirtin’ and fartin’
How will you be bringing in the New Year?
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
squirtin’ and fartin’
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Women would do a lot of things if men weren’t creepy and weird.
Women would probably post a lot more if men weren't creepy and weird with the comments.
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Women would do a lot of things if men weren’t creepy and weird.
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I haven't held my legs up like this in years!
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I haven't held my legs up like this in years!
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A N Y appendage other than your hand on a turntable is OD corn. It coulda been a bushel of titties and I‘d still allocate one thumbs down per nipple.
It’s ridiculous. “AHL YOU DO IS SPIN RECOOOHRDS”
but nah, I respect DJin’ as an art, man. That shit was alll the way trash. And “SCARED THE HOES!”
It’s ridiculous. “AHL YOU DO IS SPIN RECOOOHRDS”
but nah, I respect DJin’ as an art, man. That shit was alll the way trash. And “SCARED THE HOES!”
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A N Y appendage other than your hand on a turntable is OD corn. It coulda been a bushel of titties and I‘d still allocate one thumbs down per nipple.
It’s ridiculous. “AHL YOU DO IS SPIN RECOOOHRDS”
but nah, I respect DJin’ as an art, man. That shit was alll the way trash. And “SCARED THE HOES!”
It’s ridiculous. “AHL YOU DO IS SPIN RECOOOHRDS”
but nah, I respect DJin’ as an art, man. That shit was alll the way trash. And “SCARED THE HOES!”
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We should gatekeep more
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We should gatekeep more