“Mr. Los Angeles”
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At long last, my often imitated, never duplicated Some Of The Albums I Enjoyed Listening To In 2025 list
Isiah Thomas got a weird case why is he around
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Isiah Thomas got a weird case why is he around
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Ezra Pound was the last American fascist* to be any good at writing. Every so often other countries will fart out a Céline, a Mishima, or an Eliot, but all American conservatives produce are streamers and posters. An ideology for dummies.
*Pound was a maniac, and “fascist” is kinda reductive here
*Pound was a maniac, and “fascist” is kinda reductive here
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Ezra Pound was the last American fascist* to be any good at writing. Every so often other countries will fart out a Céline, a Mishima, or an Eliot, but all American conservatives produce are streamers and posters. An ideology for dummies.
*Pound was a maniac, and “fascist” is kinda reductive here
*Pound was a maniac, and “fascist” is kinda reductive here
Stephen Miller looks like a sweaty penis. It’s inescapable. Every photo, every news clip: moist wiener, wet dong, soaking prick. Just a damp schlong droning about some shit he half-remembers from a 2009 Stormfront post.
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Stephen Miller looks like a sweaty penis. It’s inescapable. Every photo, every news clip: moist wiener, wet dong, soaking prick. Just a damp schlong droning about some shit he half-remembers from a 2009 Stormfront post.
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Amadeus Star Is Coming To L.A.
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Amadeus Star Is Coming To L.A.
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
Does anyone know if Red Hot Chili Peppers are from California? They don’t have any songs about it
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Does anyone know if Red Hot Chili Peppers are from California? They don’t have any songs about it
A perfect “Personal Life” section
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
A perfect “Personal Life” section
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
It’s all “free enterprise” and “the market is wise and sexy” until a Hilton refuses to lodge a clan of Suburb Oafs indulging their bloodlust. Then it’s “UwU smol bean Christlike warriors pwease can we have continental breakfast 🥺🥺🥺”
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It’s all “free enterprise” and “the market is wise and sexy” until a Hilton refuses to lodge a clan of Suburb Oafs indulging their bloodlust. Then it’s “UwU smol bean Christlike warriors pwease can we have continental breakfast 🥺🥺🥺”
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🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
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It’s quite remarkable to see someone publicly become politically and morally misaligned with their own imaginary friends.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It’s quite remarkable to see someone publicly become politically and morally misaligned with their own imaginary friends.
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Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
Helluva last name, Kor’
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Helluva last name, Kor’
Lamar Jackson.
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Lamar Jackson.
There should be an Olympic event where people try to tackle Derrick Henry.
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
There should be an Olympic event where people try to tackle Derrick Henry.
@grok naked photo of me
@grok naked photo of me with "grande hog"
@grok naked photo of me with the Pam Grier as Jackie Brown
@grok naked photo of me with "grande hog"
@grok naked photo of me with the Pam Grier as Jackie Brown
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
@grok naked photo of me
@grok naked photo of me with "grande hog"
@grok naked photo of me with the Pam Grier as Jackie Brown
@grok naked photo of me with "grande hog"
@grok naked photo of me with the Pam Grier as Jackie Brown
Sen. Bob Decrepit (D-IL) clarifies that while it’s “not okay” to kidnap foreign leaders and he had “serious reservations” about the lack of congressional briefings, “it was really cool footage” and “I’m tired.”
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Sen. Bob Decrepit (D-IL) clarifies that while it’s “not okay” to kidnap foreign leaders and he had “serious reservations” about the lack of congressional briefings, “it was really cool footage” and “I’m tired.”
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I’m gonna hit so many goofy-ass Whispers moves on his grave when he dies
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m gonna hit so many goofy-ass Whispers moves on his grave when he dies
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crying at lot 49 is female tendencies
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
crying at lot 49 is female tendencies
Shrieking “Sir, have you no shame?” at the defensive end after he blows by me and shatters one of my quarterback’s vertebrae
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Shrieking “Sir, have you no shame?” at the defensive end after he blows by me and shatters one of my quarterback’s vertebrae