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Jeffrey Epstein’s profession was Pedophile, and his sole hobby was, broadly speaking, pedophilia. What does this say about the socio-economic system on which he relied, and the people it enriched and empowered, with whom he was often deeply intertwined? Oh, I dunno.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jeffrey Epstein’s profession was Pedophile, and his sole hobby was, broadly speaking, pedophilia. What does this say about the socio-economic system on which he relied, and the people it enriched and empowered, with whom he was often deeply intertwined? Oh, I dunno.
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For the morning crowd: I published some new fiction over at Flaming Hydra. flaminghydra.com/the-paramete...
The Parameters
On the bed in the evening, when the air is cool, I read excellent and important books while she watches movies on her iPad. I hate the iPad. The moving images in my peripheral vision distract me from ...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
For the morning crowd: I published some new fiction over at Flaming Hydra. flaminghydra.com/the-paramete...
ha ha yeah this Yorvit Torrealba is crazy huh?
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
ha ha yeah this Yorvit Torrealba is crazy huh?
Man, The Ramones were not "four cool people."
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Man, The Ramones were not "four cool people."
wearing an Earth Crisis shirt 😇 but I’m not vegan or straight edge 😈
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
wearing an Earth Crisis shirt 😇 but I’m not vegan or straight edge 😈
Walton Goggins, best known as temperamental slugger Billy "Downtown" Anderson in sports-comedy film Major League: Back to the Minors (1998).
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Walton Goggins, best known as temperamental slugger Billy "Downtown" Anderson in sports-comedy film Major League: Back to the Minors (1998).
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
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Every year:
Game 1: Zion’s dunking everything!!!
Game 28: Zion’s questionable with “left belly strain”
Game 52: Zion hopes to be back before end of season for playoff push
Game 81: Zion’s spotted courtside in Palm Angels muumuu; rumors spread that he’s unhappy, covered in crumbs
Game 1: Zion’s dunking everything!!!
Game 28: Zion’s questionable with “left belly strain”
Game 52: Zion hopes to be back before end of season for playoff push
Game 81: Zion’s spotted courtside in Palm Angels muumuu; rumors spread that he’s unhappy, covered in crumbs
October 27, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Every year:
Game 1: Zion’s dunking everything!!!
Game 28: Zion’s questionable with “left belly strain”
Game 52: Zion hopes to be back before end of season for playoff push
Game 81: Zion’s spotted courtside in Palm Angels muumuu; rumors spread that he’s unhappy, covered in crumbs
Game 1: Zion’s dunking everything!!!
Game 28: Zion’s questionable with “left belly strain”
Game 52: Zion hopes to be back before end of season for playoff push
Game 81: Zion’s spotted courtside in Palm Angels muumuu; rumors spread that he’s unhappy, covered in crumbs
Million-dollar idea: A line of Cooper DeJean-branded jeans called Cooper DeJeans. Similar to double-kneed work pants, they’d have a special, reinforced ass panel called the “Defensive Back.”
Million-dollar idea: A Pascal Siakam-branded iteration of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots called ‘Rock ‘Em Siakam Robots
Million-dollar idea: a DeMar DeRozan-branded frozen margarita maker called DeMargs DeFrozen.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Million-dollar idea: A line of Cooper DeJean-branded jeans called Cooper DeJeans. Similar to double-kneed work pants, they’d have a special, reinforced ass panel called the “Defensive Back.”
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The golden, cleansing light of the gods will never shine on the Hornets as long as they employ Miles Bridges.
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The golden, cleansing light of the gods will never shine on the Hornets as long as they employ Miles Bridges.
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Timely as ever, I wrote about the World Series.
The World Series of Feelings
I woke up too early. Six hours is too little sleep for the parts of me that ache, of which there are many, so I stayed in bed with my dumb…
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November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Timely as ever, I wrote about the World Series.
Elon Musk does not know any Guys, and therefore cannot Remember Some Guys. A husk of a person, barely there, with no recollection of Walt Williams or Alge Crumpler.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Elon Musk does not know any Guys, and therefore cannot Remember Some Guys. A husk of a person, barely there, with no recollection of Walt Williams or Alge Crumpler.
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Joyce Carol Oates spent years posting from one of the most appalling laptops known to humankind.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Joyce Carol Oates spent years posting from one of the most appalling laptops known to humankind.
A cute thing I have is a contemporaneous list my mom made of words I knew as a 15-month old. I haven’t learned any new words since.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A cute thing I have is a contemporaneous list my mom made of words I knew as a 15-month old. I haven’t learned any new words since.
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.
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Only chess masters understand that when you’re in a position of advantage, and your opponent is at a loss for moves, the best strategy is to concede the game.
(Chess is the game with the brooms and big tea kettle things that’s played on ice, right?)
(Chess is the game with the brooms and big tea kettle things that’s played on ice, right?)
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Only chess masters understand that when you’re in a position of advantage, and your opponent is at a loss for moves, the best strategy is to concede the game.
(Chess is the game with the brooms and big tea kettle things that’s played on ice, right?)
(Chess is the game with the brooms and big tea kettle things that’s played on ice, right?)
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Hunter S. Thompson nailed these motherfuckers to the wall…in 1972.
March 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hunter S. Thompson nailed these motherfuckers to the wall…in 1972.