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This is what I like to think of as “Evil Collars.” If you see a button-up collar beneath a quarter-zip, you’ve encountered an enemy.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is what I like to think of as “Evil Collars.” If you see a button-up collar beneath a quarter-zip, you’ve encountered an enemy.
ha ha yeah this Yorvit Torrealba is crazy huh?
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
ha ha yeah this Yorvit Torrealba is crazy huh?
Walton Goggins, best known as temperamental slugger Billy "Downtown" Anderson in sports-comedy film Major League: Back to the Minors (1998).
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Walton Goggins, best known as temperamental slugger Billy "Downtown" Anderson in sports-comedy film Major League: Back to the Minors (1998).
An “aspirational vision of masculinity,” eh?
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
An “aspirational vision of masculinity,” eh?
Joyce Carol Oates spent years posting from one of the most appalling laptops known to humankind.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Joyce Carol Oates spent years posting from one of the most appalling laptops known to humankind.
A cute thing I have is a contemporaneous list my mom made of words I knew as a 15-month old. I haven’t learned any new words since.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A cute thing I have is a contemporaneous list my mom made of words I knew as a 15-month old. I haven’t learned any new words since.
Met a good Stupid today
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Met a good Stupid today
Victor Wembanyama should be shorter!
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Victor Wembanyama should be shorter!
This is the hospital for kids who can do a kickflip and totally know which liquor store will sell them beer
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is the hospital for kids who can do a kickflip and totally know which liquor store will sell them beer
Perhaps the worst parking job I’ve ever seen. 0/10 automobile placement.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Perhaps the worst parking job I’ve ever seen. 0/10 automobile placement.
All my dumbest ideas happen in the shower.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
All my dumbest ideas happen in the shower.
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
I'm looking at kosher food diagrams, and they almost uniformly specify that one should not eat owls. I'm not sure a single Jew in history has eaten, or tried to eat, an owl.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm looking at kosher food diagrams, and they almost uniformly specify that one should not eat owls. I'm not sure a single Jew in history has eaten, or tried to eat, an owl.
also this cuz it’s insane
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
also this cuz it’s insane
someone (me) may have purchased a bunch of bootleg Lakers shirts at the thrift store
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
someone (me) may have purchased a bunch of bootleg Lakers shirts at the thrift store
Gary Numan has one of the most insane hairpieces I’ve ever seen.
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Gary Numan has one of the most insane hairpieces I’ve ever seen.
This actual typo did make me laugh, though. Reckless fantasy comp Austin Powers.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This actual typo did make me laugh, though. Reckless fantasy comp Austin Powers.
Texas approves constitutional amendment to add second, smaller Texas flag to Texas state flag.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Texas approves constitutional amendment to add second, smaller Texas flag to Texas state flag.