Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton
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Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton
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Writes lots of Magical Black Girls Burning Shit Down. Midwife to Be.

Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her.

AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.

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My in-bio site is functional in a static business card kind of way. I know newsletters are what all the cool authors have, the way my neurology is set up newsletters are hell. But Ko-fi is a great place to catch up with me, and if we're accustomed to interacting my DMs can get you my Signal.
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Not good enough. I want them to go bankrupt.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1h
"It’s a tad early for 2026 predictions, but given how the past few weeks have gone for OpenAI, I’ll offer one of my own: OpenAI isn’t going public. Not in 2026, anyway. Maybe not ever," writes CNN's Allison Morrow.

Read the full analysis: https://cnn.it/3JX6gIR
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
When I first moved to Chicago this summer, someone recommended the most mid restaurant to me, and in hindsight it explains SO MUCH.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Absolutely thrilled to see this because I thought the exact same thing.
tbh, the US supreme court not budging on gay marriage is great, but also this happening while codifying anti-abortion and anti-trans laws is either strategic in the face of opposition or an example of the project of homonationalist integration, at a time where fascist parties have cis LGB leaders
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I really hope people who research excess death zero in on this shutdown.

As a treat.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
So we're in Vietnam hours? Noted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A...***HE*** BL?
(help)
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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they trying to bring data centers to two rural areas here, near aa and ypsi. trying to speed it through before the people can do anything about it
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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jfc this is almost TOO good for those of us who Remember
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Whenever I made my bird account private I would always forgot that and quote people who couldn't see me.

One good feature about this app is even though my default quotes are locked I can retroactively open them if I quote someone I don't follow so they can respond if I forget the first time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Spot fucking ON
Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This has been your regular reminder that Juanita is one of my favorite movies.
HARSH fam, 😆 3 years ago Adam but personally, I prefer his current era.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Came for the chainsaw carving, blessed with the bonus of Adam Beach.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Well damn
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Its laughable at this point.

Maybe when they come back in session we can redo prohibition and ban coffee while we're at it.

That'll really make people less angry for sure
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I know exactly who needs to hear this but they're blocked so I'm telling y'all:

Harm reduction as an electoral strategy in the face of authoritarianism is going to incarcerate and kill millions. I can't stop anyone from believing otherwise but I promise the softened blows aren't meant for us.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"My favorite mission was raising Jake." 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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ChatGPT and Hoodoo don’t go together.
That’s a combination for disaster.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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*rappers in the punchline era*
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I appreciate not feeling like care I'm receiving is forced or a chore. That's when I can really take a breath.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party

🤝

Both wrecked today
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"We thought it was a mistake to go too 'street.'"

Body-swapping, shapeshifting aliens: 👍🏾

Black man with shaved head and a goatee:
😟
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I like to imagine a world where Robert Zombie had to go to an HR meeting about how he was making a hostile work environment for the witches
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I DO know about Quark/Snyder at least.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM