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Winifred Sedai Burton
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Writes lots of Magical Black Girls Burning Shit Down. Midwife to Be.

Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her.

AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.

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My in-bio site is functional in a static business card kind of way. I know newsletters are what all the cool authors have, the way my neurology is set up newsletters are hell. But Ko-fi is a great place to catch up with me, and if we're accustomed to interacting my DMs can get you my Signal.
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Cause I was moving through Black feminist circles and communities before I transitioned and there's PLENTY of discussion around how white women treat Black women and how so much of it is rooted in jealousy and exploitation. Do Black men be talking about that too, cause y'all should.
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Based on social media theory, if I got a dog my preferred breed IS gender affirming: very large, very smart, sheds a lot, generally helpful, good with kids, has iffy joints, and mostly just vibing when it's not working.
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Real men don't have dogs. Real men go to the zoo and climb into the polar bear enclosure and try to fight them in the water.
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Call shift starts in 4 hours, strongly considering sleep.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My 1st apt in Oslo wasn't a dump, but it wasn't NICE until I added things. The super was an ogre who tried to charge me cause I got unstuck from the prewar elevator before maintenance arrived on a Sat. morning. When I moved out I took my new fridge, chandelier, etc.

I aspire to this level of petty.
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December 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just in case you can't sleep too
Rosetti Noise/Chrystal Garden And A Coda
YouTube video by Harold Budd - Topic
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December 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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What if the years greatest called shot was also an incredible shitpost
I really hope the dummies over there accidentally do the kind of redacting that’s just highlighting black text in black, easily retrievable, there’s like a 50% chance.
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I like this song so much I can overlook the highwaters. Kinda.
Ondara - “Torch Song” (Official Video)
YouTube video by JSOndaraVEVO
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December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Tubi has a bunch of Pam Grier films for the next week. You can do a mini marathon of her 70s run.

The Big Doll House
Black Mama White Mama
Scream Blacula Scream
Foxy Brown
Sheba, Baby
Bucktown
Friday Foster
50 years ago today, December 25, 1975:

The Arthur Marks film FRIDAY FOSTER, starring Pam Grier in the titular role, was released. It was the third major movie in Grier's run of Blaxploitation hits. She plays a photojournalist who uncovers and thwarts a plot to assassinate Black leaders.
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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The moon looks like a perfect honeydew slice; I wanna bite her.
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Ask and you shall receive
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The reason for the season:
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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“WHO BEEN PUTTIN OUT THEY KOOLS ON MY FLOOR?!?!”
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I just saw something that said "Healing is a workout too."

And yes, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, however have you tried doing it while just about everything else is falling apart?

Weirdest sensation.
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Oh no! I wish someone had warned us about this 👀
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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When a happy movie is good, it’s awesome and I love it and I love fun…but when a sad movie is good it’s so fucking good, I think about it for ages.
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Here's to all the Certified Wrapping Paper Gremlins!
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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America is in the mid-summer of its discontent. Smack dab in the middle of it. Plenty of discontent to go before it’s even jacket season, to be honest.
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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A Black Mom who lost her job during the government shutdown is fighting to keep a roof over her son’s head. She’s trying to raise enough for the rest of rent this month, let’s each give $1 to reach her goal. We’ve helped 213 people so far, let’s keep going.
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Help someone struggling in the community!
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December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This has impeccable "It'd be a shame if you wrecked some homes" energy.
MUDDY WATERS -- BIG LEGGED WOMAN.
YouTube video by javeca
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December 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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the day I realized I was excited to go to bed at 9pm was when I became a true adult
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Gandalf the White came back with the 30 inch bussdown!
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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One of the ways we figured out kid 2’s iron deficiency is their adoration of “a wittle nap” and regularly asking for an early bedtime. Kid you are SIX you’re supposed to be in your sleep-hating era rn 😂
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM