Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton
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Writes lots of Magical Black Girls Burning Shit Down. Midwife to Be.
Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her.
AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.
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Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her.
AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.
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I block AI/NFT/Crypto accounts
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My in-bio site is functional in a static business card kind of way. I know newsletters are what all the cool authors have, the way my neurology is set up newsletters are hell. But Ko-fi is a great place to catch up with me, and if we're accustomed to interacting my DMs can get you my Signal.
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Kool-aid. Bags.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kool-aid. Bags.
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#SolidaritéGaza
cagnotte de la famille de Bara'a
faites un don si vous pouvez - même un tout petit 💸
repartagez pour élargir le cercle des donateurices 🔂
cagnotte de la famille de Bara'a
faites un don si vous pouvez - même un tout petit 💸
repartagez pour élargir le cercle des donateurices 🔂
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
#SolidaritéGaza
cagnotte de la famille de Bara'a
faites un don si vous pouvez - même un tout petit 💸
repartagez pour élargir le cercle des donateurices 🔂
cagnotte de la famille de Bara'a
faites un don si vous pouvez - même un tout petit 💸
repartagez pour élargir le cercle des donateurices 🔂
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And they don't even do that!!!
I reject the idea that the most the American people can demand of the Democratic Party is blocking bad things the Republican Party wants to do.
People want good jobs, safe & affordable housing, healthcare, a savings account, and the ability to live a good life.
Don’t settle.
People want good jobs, safe & affordable housing, healthcare, a savings account, and the ability to live a good life.
Don’t settle.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And they don't even do that!!!
Let me go find the Hip Replacement Sex Manual.
For science.
For science.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Let me go find the Hip Replacement Sex Manual.
For science.
For science.
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Dems in Disarray!
“We are SO back!,” The Media exclaimed
“We are SO back!,” The Media exclaimed
The deal cut by some Senate Democrats to reopen government has refueled the party’s tussle over strategy and identity. https://to.pbs.org/4qR742A
Centrist Democrats say they had no choice but to craft a deal to end the shutdown. Progressives are fed up
Some progressives are renewing their calls for Democratic Senate leader Chuck Schumer to step aside, even as he publicly opposes the deal.
to.pbs.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dems in Disarray!
“We are SO back!,” The Media exclaimed
“We are SO back!,” The Media exclaimed
I was in a wedding with someone who died in an accident because they were driving and posting about a song at the same time.
Think of them every time I'm tempted to multitask behind the wheel.
Think of them every time I'm tempted to multitask behind the wheel.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was in a wedding with someone who died in an accident because they were driving and posting about a song at the same time.
Think of them every time I'm tempted to multitask behind the wheel.
Think of them every time I'm tempted to multitask behind the wheel.
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a tiktoker committed vehicular homicide because they were live streaming?
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
a tiktoker committed vehicular homicide because they were live streaming?
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Then made up hypotheticals about the recently deceased as if that was the mic drop moment
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Then made up hypotheticals about the recently deceased as if that was the mic drop moment
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"it's not in the stored training data just the entire training data set"
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"it's not in the stored training data just the entire training data set"
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Fuck you
Olympic Committee inches toward transgender athletes restrictions ahead of L.A. games
Olympic Committee inches toward transgender athletes restrictions ahead of L.A. games
Medical director Dr. Jane Thornton updated IOC members on the initial findings of a working group studying the issue of transgender athletes competing in women's sports.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fuck you
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This is some bullshit
Olympic Committee inches toward transgender athletes restrictions ahead of L.A. games
Olympic Committee inches toward transgender athletes restrictions ahead of L.A. games
Medical director Dr. Jane Thornton updated IOC members on the initial findings of a working group studying the issue of transgender athletes competing in women's sports.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is some bullshit
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I implore you all to take a cpr class if you have children/god children it can be useful, but hopefully you never need to use it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I implore you all to take a cpr class if you have children/god children it can be useful, but hopefully you never need to use it.
I am never more autistic than when I have to transition to real shoes cause it's weather outside.
The AuDHD sexual tension of covering feet fast enough to leave the house quick only to change shoes again once I get there made Wellies a go to for a while.
The AuDHD sexual tension of covering feet fast enough to leave the house quick only to change shoes again once I get there made Wellies a go to for a while.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am never more autistic than when I have to transition to real shoes cause it's weather outside.
The AuDHD sexual tension of covering feet fast enough to leave the house quick only to change shoes again once I get there made Wellies a go to for a while.
The AuDHD sexual tension of covering feet fast enough to leave the house quick only to change shoes again once I get there made Wellies a go to for a while.
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I just saw "Temu Basquiat" cartwheel down the SL and I've just got to say:
I love us fr......
I love us fr......
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I just saw "Temu Basquiat" cartwheel down the SL and I've just got to say:
I love us fr......
I love us fr......
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We’re talking about a group that’s ~1% of the population. Leave them alone.
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We’re talking about a group that’s ~1% of the population. Leave them alone.
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“He could’ve died!” LMAOOO
Slapping the taste out of your mouth equals murder attempt is rich coming from people that have never been in a fight in their lives.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“He could’ve died!” LMAOOO
My second ever viral tweet was about this because I accurately predicted white people were going to "I thought he was one of the good ones!" and they surpassed expectations AND got mad I called it😭
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My second ever viral tweet was about this because I accurately predicted white people were going to "I thought he was one of the good ones!" and they surpassed expectations AND got mad I called it😭
***Excited seal clapping***
Words like welcome and offer letter have been uttered
Words like welcome and offer letter have been uttered
I only hung the delicates but ALL my laundry is done.
Tomorrow (today) is for errands, following up on exciting new thing I just KNOW is already mine and cleaning so that Future Winifred can go straight from the road to a shower and a bed with fresh sheets.
Home stetch 🙌🏾
Tomorrow (today) is for errands, following up on exciting new thing I just KNOW is already mine and cleaning so that Future Winifred can go straight from the road to a shower and a bed with fresh sheets.
Home stetch 🙌🏾
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
***Excited seal clapping***
Words like welcome and offer letter have been uttered
Words like welcome and offer letter have been uttered
I can always tell when I've pushed my body too far because I have pulses in places I ought not to.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can always tell when I've pushed my body too far because I have pulses in places I ought not to.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
Cities that are big enough to have people living literally underground in a mirror city are wild.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cities that are big enough to have people living literally underground in a mirror city are wild.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
It's not a good idea to keep an eye on absolutely everything for any extended period of time (ask me how I know) but there is so much going AWN right now.
‘The tigers are hungry’: endangered but deadly, the world’s largest big cat is sowing fear in Siberia’s villages
‘The tigers are hungry’: endangered but deadly, the world’s largest big cat is sowing fear in Siberia’s villages
The spread of African swine flu among the wild boars the animals eat has led to the deadliest winter for attacks on people in the Russian region for decades – and a spike in tiger killings
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's not a good idea to keep an eye on absolutely everything for any extended period of time (ask me how I know) but there is so much going AWN right now.
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I think this is a crab people thing.🤭
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and a spoon
Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl spoon amd knife. Pooh has his eating bib on because it's about to go down at meal time
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think this is a crab people thing.🤭
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
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My son puts on his dinosaur house shoes in the morning & struts around this house like he’s hot shit.
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
two men wearing fur coats are standing next to each other in front of a crowd .
Alt: Outkast wearing fur coats standing next to each other in the So Fresh So Clean video
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My son puts on his dinosaur house shoes in the morning & struts around this house like he’s hot shit.
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
It was so much work I haven't done it since, but 14 years ago I declared this day Elevenses and invited people over for cassoulet. Even made my own sausage for the occasion.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It was so much work I haven't done it since, but 14 years ago I declared this day Elevenses and invited people over for cassoulet. Even made my own sausage for the occasion.