Chocolate Giddy-Up’s Cousin
@jocklaflair.bsky.social
I told myself that God put together a perfectly unique human being. I think he agrees. IG jack_eclectic
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Since you left me for Bluer Skies, my TL hasn’t been the same without you. Now that you’re my X, you’re skeeting with someone else. I hope we can thread the needle again one day. I miss you. Tell your momma I said I miss her stories.
Canes is a Popeyes Biscuit made with no butter. Just dry and flavorless.
What’s wrong with canes??????????????
In who’s universe? You eat Canes so I don’t trust your taste buds lol 😂😂😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Canes is a Popeyes Biscuit made with no butter. Just dry and flavorless.
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
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More importantly, he can’t do that. That’s not how any of this works.
The Trump admin doesn’t follow procedures forsure, but they’re isn’t any route around the treasury.
You gotta follow the procedure.
Long story short, “ITS NOT HAPPENING” 😂
The Trump admin doesn’t follow procedures forsure, but they’re isn’t any route around the treasury.
You gotta follow the procedure.
Long story short, “ITS NOT HAPPENING” 😂
They stole SNAP funds and mfs only heard the “promise” of a check. He didn’t give you money for some noodles and formula but he’s “giving” you 2 bands??? WAKE UP OMGGGG
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
More importantly, he can’t do that. That’s not how any of this works.
The Trump admin doesn’t follow procedures forsure, but they’re isn’t any route around the treasury.
You gotta follow the procedure.
Long story short, “ITS NOT HAPPENING” 😂
The Trump admin doesn’t follow procedures forsure, but they’re isn’t any route around the treasury.
You gotta follow the procedure.
Long story short, “ITS NOT HAPPENING” 😂
Imagine asking a psychic if you’re pleasing your sexual partners. They will lie to you then too. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Imagine asking a psychic if you’re pleasing your sexual partners. They will lie to you then too. 😂
It’s weird to shame people (in this economy) about the pricing of concert tickets. Everybody ain’t got it. People would love to go to these events, HOWEVER, artists price people out because of reasons that will not help.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s weird to shame people (in this economy) about the pricing of concert tickets. Everybody ain’t got it. People would love to go to these events, HOWEVER, artists price people out because of reasons that will not help.
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The Slap was one of the clearest examples of two Americas 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Slap was one of the clearest examples of two Americas 😭
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“He could’ve died!” LMAOOO
Slapping the taste out of your mouth equals murder attempt is rich coming from people that have never been in a fight in their lives.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“He could’ve died!” LMAOOO
Slapping the taste out of your mouth equals murder attempt is rich coming from people that have never been in a fight in their lives.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Slapping the taste out of your mouth equals murder attempt is rich coming from people that have never been in a fight in their lives.
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The arguments this caused at work, them people were pissed "He coulda killed him!!!"
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The arguments this caused at work, them people were pissed "He coulda killed him!!!"
= Allowing a YT Man to saying Nigga around him with another YT named Jerome. Cause and Effect.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
= Allowing a YT Man to saying Nigga around him with another YT named Jerome. Cause and Effect.
Well Luka here! This is interesting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well Luka here! This is interesting.
This post said “Get your hands off of me!”
A great movie to watch for #VeteransDay #ASoldiersStory
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This post said “Get your hands off of me!”
Happy Monday Y’all.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Happy Monday Y’all.
I love my gray streak especially after getting a haircut.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I love my gray streak especially after getting a haircut.
Fall was Hittin’ today.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fall was Hittin’ today.
Yep folks. This is the picture that’s let people know he does not give an orange blush fuck about you.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yep folks. This is the picture that’s let people know he does not give an orange blush fuck about you.
He been leaving conversations with common sense for a long time so this isn’t surprising.
META is blocking this video from being shown
A man collapses suddenly in the Oval Office today, and instead of helping, RFK, Jr. bolts like he witnessed a murder. At least "Dr." Oz's instinct was to step in to help.
A man collapses suddenly in the Oval Office today, and instead of helping, RFK, Jr. bolts like he witnessed a murder. At least "Dr." Oz's instinct was to step in to help.
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He been leaving conversations with common sense for a long time so this isn’t surprising.
“I’ve thought myself out of happiness 1 million times but never once into it.” I think a lot of us can relate but we also have the capability to change that mindset.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“I’ve thought myself out of happiness 1 million times but never once into it.” I think a lot of us can relate but we also have the capability to change that mindset.
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
Bluesky, let us post our own GIFs.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bluesky, let us post our own GIFs.
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Let it unleash a thousand memes.
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Let it unleash a thousand memes.
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
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I feel like this is a @democrats.org 2023 tier meme but whatever we posting it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel like this is a @democrats.org 2023 tier meme but whatever we posting it.
When justice meats freedom!
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When justice meats freedom!