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I like coffee. I like Bacon. I love my people. D[M]V

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Detach quote ftw....
a man is standing in front of a body of water with boats in the background .
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December 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
God bless developers......they tell you it's gonna take 3-4 days to do something, meanwhile, I did that shit in 15 fuckin minutes.....
December 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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If you don’t follow anyone funny then say that. We jokers over here
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I need to pass the time….
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Marvel has officially released the Thor-themed Avengers: Doomsday trailer online, and here's your first look: https://bit.ly/3LgL2pX
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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You do not have to be stressed out about New Years. Its literally just another day. You do not have to wash & clean everything in house. You do not have to eat no grapes. You do not have set goals & resolutions. You can start whenever you want.
a cartoon of a monkey pointing at its reflection
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December 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The BlueSky app every 15 minutes:
a man standing next to a red car with a license plate that says jm069e
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December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Ralph Tresvant” took me smooth tf out
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Also once you show me I can’t joke with you cause you take it way left that’ll be last! Foh Ralph Tresvant
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Some of y’all never been properly loved and it shows so bad.
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Let us rejoice! Rejoice and be glaaaad! 🎶
"This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Why talk about feelings when you can talk about Bacon and Titties instead.
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Let's have a moment of silence for thick sliced applewood smoked bacon.
"This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Apparently, its National Bacon Day

@bacongawd.blacksky.app this one's for you
a person is holding a bunch of bacon roses in front of a bunch of roses .
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December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It is Tuesday…
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Stomp The Yard reboot is trash
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I own a pair
It’s Tuesday. Somebody talk about some titties!!!
Y’all still talking about being mean??
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I know it’s 8 am but let’s post ass cheeks to close out the year.
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The health center I work at and the entire health system just put a 1 month mask mandate in place.

It's time to tighten up, this new flu is taking folks out.
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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It’s Tuesday. Somebody talk about some titties!!!
Y’all still talking about being mean??
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ever.
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Ever!
I will not accept Wegmans slander
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Finding out my bra size has been a game changer. I’ve had women of all sizes come in & CRY (tears of gratitude) cause they’ve never worn a bra that fits properly! If that’s you, come on & see the bra lady (me). My girls are gathered & now I can have fun dressing up without worrying about my bra!
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM