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November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I hate everything 😂😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Finally… Bitch asses.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I’m a Taurus what’s guilt?
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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MAGA: Make America Gawk Again.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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*how i still move*
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*obsessing over the fact that I’ve been introduced to “Fair Ramones”*
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Jaheim
Question 41:
Fill in the blank: “if ____ has no haters, I’m dead”
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So you’re saying he was throat fu…nvm
so that’s why Donald Trump’s throat looks like a coochie…
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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so that’s why Donald Trump’s throat looks like a coochie…
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hot Music
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November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Leftover pasta is the best pasta.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Spent some time in rural PA this fall and noticed - fewer people buying newspapers … and fewer national stories in local papers. As a nation - we are dumbing ourselves down.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Yall hiding your baldness???
Who else is secretly bald around here? Im not having that, ppl need to know.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Forest Fire
I mix fireball with an angry orchard - tastes like apple pie. I do not have faith in fireball doing it themselves 😩
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
FTK
I just discovered my kid ate my leftovers and I really wanna put him out right now
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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It’s literally a Tweet for everything with that man…. He was trying to live his truth
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Donica Lewinsky?!

The internet is not real 😭😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM