JP
@bacongawd.blacksky.app
I like coffee. I like Bacon. I love my people. D[M]V
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February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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I mean, what else is there to do out there
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I mean, what else is there to do out there
They were damn near hot boxing in the teachers lounge
When y'all were in grade school, were teachers allowed to smoke on school property?
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
They were damn near hot boxing in the teachers lounge
Clams, not oysters.
Do y'all eat oysters?
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Clams, not oysters.
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Oh no what is he going to say in the post race interview this time?
GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Oh no what is he going to say in the post race interview this time?
What. A. Time.
In the good old twitter days we’d spam your mentions to help reduce your battery life. Lol
Phone on 32% and I still got 5 hours to go
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
What. A. Time.
"Dear ____
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
"Dear ____
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
I should go back to sleep if I want to be at the gym when they open
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I should go back to sleep if I want to be at the gym when they open
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I want an apple fritter
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I want an apple fritter
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KD look like he just bought some fire assed weed off Marlboro Pike.
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
KD look like he just bought some fire assed weed off Marlboro Pike.
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Bullying >>>>>
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Bullying >>>>>
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james wood spring loaded
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
james wood spring loaded
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JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME.
Set in the timeline of the films, an Untitled John Wick game is in the works from Saber Interactive, Lionsgate, and franchise director Chad Stahelski.
Set in the timeline of the films, an Untitled John Wick game is in the works from Saber Interactive, Lionsgate, and franchise director Chad Stahelski.
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME.
Set in the timeline of the films, an Untitled John Wick game is in the works from Saber Interactive, Lionsgate, and franchise director Chad Stahelski.
Set in the timeline of the films, an Untitled John Wick game is in the works from Saber Interactive, Lionsgate, and franchise director Chad Stahelski.
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Weekend...starts....NOW!
a red minivan is driving down a street with smoke coming out of its tires
ALT: a red minivan is driving down a street with smoke coming out of its tires
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Weekend...starts....NOW!
Good.
New York City leaders rehung the Pride flag in front of the Stonewall National Monument in a chaotic scene that included an American flag briefly being removed, a rebuke of the Trump administration’s efforts to remove the symbol from federal property.
New York leaders, defying Trump, rehang Stonewall Inn Pride flag in chaotic scene
The Trump administration had removed the LGBTQ+ symbol, citing a policy limiting what can be displayed on federal property.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Good.
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yea i work out. im trying to work out how i can own a home in this economy.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
yea i work out. im trying to work out how i can own a home in this economy.
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They said this Blade’s uncle called Knife😩
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
They said this Blade’s uncle called Knife😩
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imagine losing 300k over $3.
On two occasions a Dollar General worker drank a $1.69 orange juice to stave off diabetic shock. She later paid for each drink.
Dollar General fired her anyway.
Now a jury has awarded her $277,565.
www.cnn.com/2016/09/30/u...
Dollar General fired her anyway.
Now a jury has awarded her $277,565.
www.cnn.com/2016/09/30/u...
Dollar General facing $250K bill over 2 bottles of juice | CNN
Federal court has awarded more than $277,000 to a diabetic former Dollar General employee after she was fired her for drinking orange juice without first paying.
www.cnn.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
imagine losing 300k over $3.