King Leo
@nywiseass.bsky.social
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King Leo
@nywiseass.bsky.social
· Mar 10
You don’t look like your goals.
You look like your daily habits.
You look like your daily habits.
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Being required to present proof of citizenship to someone not required to present proof they're actually law enforcement is one hell of a dichotomy
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Being required to present proof of citizenship to someone not required to present proof they're actually law enforcement is one hell of a dichotomy
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Klay knows where his blessings are! 👁️
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Klay knows where his blessings are! 👁️
Why tf is Bluesky telling me to “Go Live”??
January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Why tf is Bluesky telling me to “Go Live”??
I will never be able to piss my daughter off with a house phone.
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I will never be able to piss my daughter off with a house phone.
Y’all don’t know the rage of dealing with your parents ear hustling both sides of the convo cause they holding the other phone on mute.
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Y’all don’t know the rage of dealing with your parents ear hustling both sides of the convo cause they holding the other phone on mute.
There’s a generation of people whose parents never listened in on their conversation cause they aint have a house phone and it shows.
If you didn't have one of these growing up, hit that unfollow please and thank you. 🤣🤣
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
There’s a generation of people whose parents never listened in on their conversation cause they aint have a house phone and it shows.
If you never watched TGIF or SNICK we have nothing to discuss
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If you never watched TGIF or SNICK we have nothing to discuss
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My child was born in 2005. These young’uns can scroll right by
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My child was born in 2005. These young’uns can scroll right by
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I had a Netscape account, bro. We're not doing this
I am older than AOL.
Don’t come round here with no childish birth year.
Don’t come round here with no childish birth year.
If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I had a Netscape account, bro. We're not doing this
I was here before phones had call waiting AND caller ID.
Move around.
Move around.
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I was here before phones had call waiting AND caller ID.
Move around.
Move around.
I am older than AOL.
Don’t come round here with no childish birth year.
Don’t come round here with no childish birth year.
If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I am older than AOL.
Don’t come round here with no childish birth year.
Don’t come round here with no childish birth year.
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Like this if that’s you … you going to the gulag
If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Like this if that’s you … you going to the gulag
Someone born in 2002 tried to tell ME about 9/11.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Someone born in 2002 tried to tell ME about 9/11.
If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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This was the worst sickness I’ve experienced as an adult.
It felt exactly how everyone described Covid back in 2020.
It felt exactly how everyone described Covid back in 2020.
⚠️ BREAKING:
Mutant H3N2 Influenza Surges in the U.S., Driving 18 Million Illnesses, 230,000 Hospitalizations, and 9,300 Deaths
At least 15 children died of flu last week; this season’s total is 32.
Mutant H3N2 Influenza Surges in the U.S., Driving 18 Million Illnesses, 230,000 Hospitalizations, and 9,300 Deaths
At least 15 children died of flu last week; this season’s total is 32.
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This was the worst sickness I’ve experienced as an adult.
It felt exactly how everyone described Covid back in 2020.
It felt exactly how everyone described Covid back in 2020.
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Comprehension skills being low is crazy cause how we even s’posed to send secret messages to warn each other
January 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Beaver. Breakfast. Tacos.
The skyline has been a mess this morning
Beaver breakfast Tacos took the cake
Beaver breakfast Tacos took the cake
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Beaver. Breakfast. Tacos.
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FUCK YOUR ABS!
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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If im engaged, only thing my ex need to see is the size of the ring I got my fiancée.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If im engaged, only thing my ex need to see is the size of the ring I got my fiancée.
LMFAOO
Y’all this what I mean bout closure. It is a crutch.
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
LMFAOO