Googie Gómez
@soulamami.bsky.social
Writer/editor/author. Recovered journalist. Displaced New Yorker. Cultural critic. Soulful cynic. Queer Blatina matriarch of an LBGTQ+ household. I contain multitudes. Hablo español. Parlo italiano. Aprendiendo portugués. Beyoncé hugged me once.
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Googie Gómez
@soulamami.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Finally got the 🎉! I’m in the Talented Tenth Percentile, bitches!
When It Happens, it’s going to be just like The Wiz when Evilene gets flushed down the toilet
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 AM
When It Happens, it’s going to be just like The Wiz when Evilene gets flushed down the toilet
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
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We are all one beautiful community, holding hands and singing like in whoville, but for this one simple dastardly thing
I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 AM
We are all one beautiful community, holding hands and singing like in whoville, but for this one simple dastardly thing
I might have to file for divorce. It’s like he doesn’t know me at all
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I might have to file for divorce. It’s like he doesn’t know me at all
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What if the real Funny Thing™ was the friends we made along the way?
January 21, 2026 at 4:16 AM
What if the real Funny Thing™ was the friends we made along the way?
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every time it almost happens builds anticipation making the actual one more fun!! we are both creating current joy and future joy and that is net positive joy
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
every time it almost happens builds anticipation making the actual one more fun!! we are both creating current joy and future joy and that is net positive joy
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i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
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President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
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Live your life in such a way that millions of strangers aren't sad every day you don't die.
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Live your life in such a way that millions of strangers aren't sad every day you don't die.
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He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.
Air Force One pulled a U-ey midair to land back in the U.S. due to “mechanical issues.” 🍊🤡💩 supposedly got on a smaller plane without the press pool. People are hoping for the best/worst with baited breath
What's going on? 👀
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Air Force One pulled a U-ey midair to land back in the U.S. due to “mechanical issues.” 🍊🤡💩 supposedly got on a smaller plane without the press pool. People are hoping for the best/worst with baited breath
Oh shit! I don’t have a drop of booze in the house! Gotta fix that
GIRL. If it happens tonight... my dry January finna be wet as fuck!
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Oh shit! I don’t have a drop of booze in the house! Gotta fix that
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Manifesting
a cartoon dog is standing in a circle of rocks next to a cellphone
Alt: Bluey dancing in a fairy circle
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Manifesting
MD LET’S GOOOOO
BREAKING: Maryland advances a redistricting plan that could wipe out the GOP’s last U.S. House seat in the state — as Democrats move to counter Republican gerrymanders nationwide.
Maryland moves forward with redistricting plan that would eliminate state’s last GOP seat
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 AM
MD LET’S GOOOOO
Mira…
To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/u... You lot voted for him, didn't you. #FAFO
To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Mira…
Why does Obama need to say shit? Kamala too, for that matter? Y’all live to make Black people your political mules
OPINION | Barack Obama might be one of the few people in politics left with his moral authority intact; his silence is deafening.
Barack Obama, Where the F--k Are You?
The former president, his moral authority intact, is missing in action.
trib.al
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Why does Obama need to say shit? Kamala too, for that matter? Y’all live to make Black people your political mules
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the exact quote is "the planet is gonna be fine. the people are fucked". notably the earth has gone through higher average temperatures in it's past, humanity has not. there's nothing we can do to kill the planet. we can only make it impossible for life to live on it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 AM
the exact quote is "the planet is gonna be fine. the people are fucked". notably the earth has gone through higher average temperatures in it's past, humanity has not. there's nothing we can do to kill the planet. we can only make it impossible for life to live on it.
Christ on a cracker. Like 60% of the US is gonna get hit at once?
I'm not a young man. I've been watching the weather for 50+ years. This may be the most significant winter storm I've seen.
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Christ on a cracker. Like 60% of the US is gonna get hit at once?
Still can’t bring yourself to say “lies” huh?
President Trump has justified many significant moves of his second term with false claims and overstated boasts. Here's a fact check. nyti.ms/4sOBpQp
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Still can’t bring yourself to say “lies” huh?
I am dyyyying
(Tho I was hoping he was)
(Tho I was hoping he was)
aviation expert here. planes only turn around and claim a “mechanical issue” when someone clogged the toilet. otherwise, mechanical issues while in flight cause planes to explode
It's a mechanical issue.
(Screenshot via CNN.)
(Screenshot via CNN.)
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I am dyyyying
(Tho I was hoping he was)
(Tho I was hoping he was)
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Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
Please be a medical emergency
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