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the winter of our diss content
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It would happen no matter what. The US President is basically a Roomba. When he runs into opposition he turns and starts devouring in another direction. Sooner or later he always circles back, though.
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
terry pegula what did the buffalo bills ever do to you to warrant this
NO WAY LMAOOOOOOOOFJEINGSKFNEFNSOFNDICK
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Congrats to the autonomous territory of Greenland on becoming the next "two weeks" thing.
Trump on Greenland: “We’ll have something in two weeks. There a good spirit to get something done. And we have to have a strong freedom.” (Speaking to reporters on Air Force One.)
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
oh boy here we go
Call me Ishmael.
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Everyone, especially the President of the United States, is twelve.
Trump: “Dear Prime Minister Carney:
 
Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time.
 
Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I dunno doesn't seem ideal for your starting LT *and* his two backups to all miss two straight days of practice.
Seahawks vs Rams injury report for Thursday:
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
They could start by not detaining five year olds and using them as bait. Just a suggestion.
Q: A school district alleges ICE agents detained a 5 year old after preschool. Are you proud of how you're conducting this immigration crackdown?

JD VANCE: The 5 year old was not arrested. His dad was an illegal alien. So the story is that ICE detained a 5 year old -- what are they supposed to do?
January 22, 2026 at 8:18 PM
So we beat on, posters against the politics, borne back ceaselessly into the gender.
If you’re wondering what the 73% is thinking…
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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It has not been lost on me that the two preeminent contemporary uses of LLMs is the infinite generation of 1) CSAM and 2) media that serves no purpose other to publicly denigrate, humiliate, and dominate women and minorities.
It appears that the White House edited this image using AI
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
They're calling Sam Darnold the most efficient quarterback of all time.

(from @rbsdm.com)
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I don't want to sound hyperbolic or anything but Elon Musk and everyone employed at xAI should go to jail.
In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
...Can I say something without anyone getting mad?
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Grant Cohn will not rest until Kyle Shanahan is either dead or coaching some other team.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Good luck to whomever has to follow the person who was actually able to follow Mary Berry
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
i think THIS euro crisis is probably over
Is the Euro crisis over?
TACO Trump strikes again.
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Seahawks receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the @PFWAwriters Offensive Player of the Year. Second Seahawk to win that award along with Shaun Alexander in 2005: shwks.com/xwi45t37
Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba Named PFWA Offensive Player Of The Year
After leading the NFL in receiving yards, Seahawks receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba was named the league’s Offensive Player of the Year by the Pro Football Writers of America.
shwks.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
going to spend much longer than is recommended thinking about what a Michael Jordan-led Mariners playoff run would have looked like
also one of the ways the show demonstrates that it's in an alternate timeline is by simply showing newspaper headlines about Michael Jordan being good at baseball (or John Lennon releasing music in 2003 or whatever)
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Like clockwork: Kavanaugh says Sauer's theory would "weaken if not shatter the independence of the Federal Reserve" and lead all future presidents to purge the Fed upon taking office. He presses Sauer to acknowledge the importance of the Fed's independence. The opinion against Trump is taking shape.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM