Wanda Bye
@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social
seattle sports posts. uphold dookuist-mothmaism. Keep Honking, I'm Doing Trenchant Analysis
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luv me ipa, luv me coffee, luv me seahawks, ate the republicans. simple as.
everyday a new writer type to be blocked on the ole methadone posting clinic.
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
everyday a new writer type to be blocked on the ole methadone posting clinic.
still catching myself in shock that a team that gutted nearly every aspect of its offense in the offseason is the 1 seed in the nfc.
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
still catching myself in shock that a team that gutted nearly every aspect of its offense in the offseason is the 1 seed in the nfc.
why did I see sand on the deck
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
why did I see sand on the deck
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I apologize, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable. You are absolutely correct that Marty Schottenheimer had little playoff success—not to mention him dying in February 2021.
Who is the funniest college coach that AI could make Joe Schoen hire for the Giants?
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I apologize, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable. You are absolutely correct that Marty Schottenheimer had little playoff success—not to mention him dying in February 2021.
zac taylor somehow
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
zac taylor somehow
todd monken hello
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
todd monken hello
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There's a picture, Greenland, a very compelling kind of a figure. Odd looking duck. There's something about its size...hypnotic.
January 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
There's a picture, Greenland, a very compelling kind of a figure. Odd looking duck. There's something about its size...hypnotic.
fun bot accounts are crucial to keep yourself from consuming the miserable content people are insistent is the core basis of this site. might I recommend the redwall feasts bot
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🇺🇸 VICTORY, Tug (248 x 20 m), under way using engine, destination: SUPERIOR, course: 72.5 ° / speed: 8.9 kn
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
fun bot accounts are crucial to keep yourself from consuming the miserable content people are insistent is the core basis of this site. might I recommend the redwall feasts bot
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You: Have you checked out slambook.antarctica, the orbs light up green when your Enemies are Plotting Against You
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You: Have you checked out slambook.antarctica, the orbs light up green when your Enemies are Plotting Against You
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
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that's right.
I heard that and immediately thought “grilled cheese cut diagonally”
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
that's right.
DAL MAKHANI:
chili is better without meat of any kind. just stew a bunch of vegetables and beans in spicy tomato sauce
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
DAL MAKHANI:
personally i am shocked that the guy who owns the sixers might not be great at running sports teams
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
personally i am shocked that the guy who owns the sixers might not be great at running sports teams
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Tom threw away his marriage cause he loved ball so much.
Bill threw away his career because he loved sloppy toppy so much.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Bill threw away his career because he loved sloppy toppy so much.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Belichick ending his professional career with an incredibly dysfunctional chapter at UNC because he’s getting Cyclone 3000 Horse Power Wash sloppy toppy is both respectable and relatable.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Tom threw away his marriage cause he loved ball so much.
Bill threw away his career because he loved sloppy toppy so much.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Bill threw away his career because he loved sloppy toppy so much.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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*conversationally to the zoomers who are hauling me to the guillotine in a radio flyer wagon* do u guys like wolf parade
December 20, 2023 at 3:37 PM
*conversationally to the zoomers who are hauling me to the guillotine in a radio flyer wagon* do u guys like wolf parade
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Millennials going "This is so meta" as the zoomers sentence them to death for their pop culture crimes
July 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Millennials going "This is so meta" as the zoomers sentence them to death for their pop culture crimes
@wrongopinionman.bsky.social how's the stummy
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
@wrongopinionman.bsky.social how's the stummy
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cfb hashes make my skin crawl
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
cfb hashes make my skin crawl
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bluesky replies are the opposite of improv. "no, but"
February 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
bluesky replies are the opposite of improv. "no, but"
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Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
it's very funny to see people accuse mina of being a homer when she was extremely critical of the seahawks offseason.
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
it's very funny to see people accuse mina of being a homer when she was extremely critical of the seahawks offseason.
"They fired me. Shrrw, shrrw, shrrw. Shots. Explosives."
Jonathan Gannon had the opportunity to inform his players he'd been fired, explaining to them that this is another example of adversity. Sounded like it was a powerful final message.
The Cardinals are firing coach Jonathan Gannon, sources say.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"They fired me. Shrrw, shrrw, shrrw. Shots. Explosives."
man. i need to make curry udon soon.
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
man. i need to make curry udon soon.