Weedle
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She/her I am not a nurse no seriously I'm the fucking janitor I just wear scrubs to please stop making this mistake I've had people message me asking for medical advice
The DOJ at this point is comprised mostly of 4chan users asking chatgpt how filing an injunction works. The supreme court will still rule 5-4 in their favor on every case.
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The DOJ at this point is comprised mostly of 4chan users asking chatgpt how filing an injunction works. The supreme court will still rule 5-4 in their favor on every case.
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Ogre was a misunderstood hero trying to save us from a future of douchebag tech bro rapists.
a man in a red shirt with the word neeerds on his chest
ALT: a man in a red shirt with the word neeerds on his chest
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Ogre was a misunderstood hero trying to save us from a future of douchebag tech bro rapists.
Is there one working vending machine in this fucking hospital
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Is there one working vending machine in this fucking hospital
We get it doc you went to a fancy school and learned some Greek woo hoo
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
We get it doc you went to a fancy school and learned some Greek woo hoo
Look a job for all of you
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Look a job for all of you
Conspiracy theorists are paranoid reactionaries looking for a strongman to protect them and I have been fully validated in this belief.
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Conspiracy theorists are paranoid reactionaries looking for a strongman to protect them and I have been fully validated in this belief.
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*Normal Democrat who has won multiple local races goes on to another big win as a normal Democrat* This just goes to show, normal Democrats suck
Right now they're banking on the former. I'm serious. That's the strategy unless we cause hell. It's primary season. The people are enraged and we have the numbers. You have to bend the establishment to your will.
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 AM
*Normal Democrat who has won multiple local races goes on to another big win as a normal Democrat* This just goes to show, normal Democrats suck
Giving in to the urge for self destructive behavior has never made my depression better not even once but maybe this time will be different
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Giving in to the urge for self destructive behavior has never made my depression better not even once but maybe this time will be different
"You might think the Slavs eat meat raw like their neanderthal ancestors, but they actually use fire just like we do."
You’ll find much more than meat and potatoes in Eastern European, which boasts a diversity of food and identity.
At home, people follow the seasons, cooking what’s available from the garden or pantry.
At home, people follow the seasons, cooking what’s available from the garden or pantry.
Eastern European cuisine is more vegetable-forward than you might think
Eastern European cuisine is more vegetable-heavy and varied than many realize.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
"You might think the Slavs eat meat raw like their neanderthal ancestors, but they actually use fire just like we do."
Good news in Texas. We must make sacrifices of brisket and firearms.
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.
Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.
With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.
Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.
With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.
Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Good news in Texas. We must make sacrifices of brisket and firearms.
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incredibly funny how everyone spent a year hyperventilating about whether pizza with pepperoni was code for child rape when in reality actual emails between the pedophile cabal are like "i enoyjed molesting teen w yuo. haha"
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
incredibly funny how everyone spent a year hyperventilating about whether pizza with pepperoni was code for child rape when in reality actual emails between the pedophile cabal are like "i enoyjed molesting teen w yuo. haha"
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When the Rockets won the championship with Hakeem Olajuwon my roommate and I tried to go out rioting but we were the only Rockets fans in the neighborhood so we just ended up going to the driveway and pushing over his motorcycle
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
When the Rockets won the championship with Hakeem Olajuwon my roommate and I tried to go out rioting but we were the only Rockets fans in the neighborhood so we just ended up going to the driveway and pushing over his motorcycle
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I got curious and this is the only post ever made about trump gutting USAID by the guy who still does daily rants about Genocide Joe & Holocaust Harris
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I got curious and this is the only post ever made about trump gutting USAID by the guy who still does daily rants about Genocide Joe & Holocaust Harris
Biden wasn't in the Epstein files but if you think about it he basically was
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Biden wasn't in the Epstein files but if you think about it he basically was
Remember when Noam Chomsky got outed as part of the Epstein files and their were abunch of people arguing he was the one guy who was just friends with Epstein for the intellectual discussions.
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Remember when Noam Chomsky got outed as part of the Epstein files and their were abunch of people arguing he was the one guy who was just friends with Epstein for the intellectual discussions.
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Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
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[Groans]
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Caption: Aaah! Ooh!
[Groans]
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Caption: Aaah! Ooh!
[Groans]
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February 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
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Caption: Aaah! Ooh!
[Groans]
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Caption: Aaah! Ooh!
[Groans]
Timestamp: 00:11:02.105
Finished with Verminslayer and it's actually not bad by the standards of tabletop game tie in novels.
Heavily implied the lady who teams up with Gotrek in this book is gonna be his new Felix and I'm curious if they actually stick with that or if she's gone after three books like the dark elf lady.
Heavily implied the lady who teams up with Gotrek in this book is gonna be his new Felix and I'm curious if they actually stick with that or if she's gone after three books like the dark elf lady.
Reading the new Gotrek Age of Sigmar book and it's as shallow and formulaic as you'd expect, with the added bonus of the author forcing in a token socialist character for props from his online friends.
I like the running gag though of Gotrek calling out the stupid copyrightable names that AoS uses.
I like the running gag though of Gotrek calling out the stupid copyrightable names that AoS uses.
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Finished with Verminslayer and it's actually not bad by the standards of tabletop game tie in novels.
Heavily implied the lady who teams up with Gotrek in this book is gonna be his new Felix and I'm curious if they actually stick with that or if she's gone after three books like the dark elf lady.
Heavily implied the lady who teams up with Gotrek in this book is gonna be his new Felix and I'm curious if they actually stick with that or if she's gone after three books like the dark elf lady.
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Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
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Caption: Don't stick that tongue out at
me, you crummy crustacean!
Timestamp: 00:10:02.632
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Caption: Don't stick that tongue out at
me, you crummy crustacean!
Timestamp: 00:10:02.632
January 31, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
Frame 1009/2300
Caption: Don't stick that tongue out at
me, you crummy crustacean!
Timestamp: 00:10:02.632
Frame 1009/2300
Caption: Don't stick that tongue out at
me, you crummy crustacean!
Timestamp: 00:10:02.632
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Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
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Caption: Jess, I think I just
discovered a colossal clam.
Timestamp: 00:09:47.368
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Caption: Jess, I think I just
discovered a colossal clam.
Timestamp: 00:09:47.368
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
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Caption: Jess, I think I just
discovered a colossal clam.
Timestamp: 00:09:47.368
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Caption: Jess, I think I just
discovered a colossal clam.
Timestamp: 00:09:47.368
