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She/her I am not a nurse no seriously I'm the fucking janitor I just wear scrubs to please stop making this mistake I've had people message me asking for medical advice
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So here is a good quality pic of my new tattoo from a couple weeks ago.

Artist is Lea Ligot from Labyrinth Tattoo.
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I own an SV-98 with suppressor and 10x scope for home defense
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
"Aghsaghgsah, The French..."

youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s?...
Original Takes for Orson Welles Wine Commercial
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February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
One time in school I got another kid to believe my hand tremor pills were ecstasy and sold him one for twenty bucks.

He came back the next day telling me how he'd totally tripped balls on it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
🎶Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?🎶

🎶You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull🎶
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 AM
You see Eris this is why we don't invite you anywhere.
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I dropped that lasagna on the floor but it's still good right. Little floor lasagna never hurt anyone.
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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snom slumbers
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I hate how right I was about this. You have not seen a single hyperventilating news story about This Poor Family Struggles To Afford Milk in the past 13 months.
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Performative cruelty. Like there's no reason you can't just fucking stand there and wait for them to come down, or use a fucking ladder like how they got up there, this is just flexing the power they have to appropriate whatever equipment and resources they want.
Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.

Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.

Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Growing up as a kid with scruffy long hair and glass the other kids all called me Harry Potter and the adults called me John Lennon and I'm not sure which pissed me off more.
February 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Guy who spent a decade taking a six figure salary from the reactionary disinformation factory has thoughts about how liberals are pathetic sellouts who allowed fascism to happen.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Yes there are people on here claiming now that she was never part of the Leftist Cool Kids Club who they endlessly defended as a benevolent truth teller and was infact a centrist shitlibs because of course they are that's what always happens.
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
lol remember during the primary how you got screamed at if you suggested him pointing a gun at a black jogger was indicative of anything

Who were the people doing that it was the establishment libs right I'm just gonna say it was thuh shitlibs
In an interview with Fox News on Sunday, Sen. John Fetterman (D., Pa.) said doxing is a 'serious concern' for federal immigration agents.
‘Serious concern’: ICE agents who wear masks are driven by the threat of doxing, Pa. Sen. John Fetterman tells Fox News
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February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The DOJ at this point is comprised mostly of 4chan users asking chatgpt how filing an injunction works. The supreme court will still rule 5-4 in their favor on every case.
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Ogre was a misunderstood hero trying to save us from a future of douchebag tech bro rapists.
a man in a red shirt with the word neeerds on his chest
ALT: a man in a red shirt with the word neeerds on his chest
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Is there one working vending machine in this fucking hospital
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
We get it doc you went to a fancy school and learned some Greek woo hoo
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Look a job for all of you
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 AM