Weedle
@weedle.bsky.social
She/her I am not a nurse no seriously I'm the fucking janitor I just wear scrubs to please stop making this mistake I've had people message me asking for medical advice
Turbo Tax owns my soul
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Turbo Tax owns my soul
By the end of the month I will be briefly not broke
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
By the end of the month I will be briefly not broke
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They're so mad the normie grandmas following ICE around with whistles are working
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They're so mad the normie grandmas following ICE around with whistles are working
Go home Jeanine you're drunk.
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Go home Jeanine you're drunk.
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So here is a good quality pic of my new tattoo from a couple weeks ago.
Artist is Lea Ligot from Labyrinth Tattoo.
Artist is Lea Ligot from Labyrinth Tattoo.
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So here is a good quality pic of my new tattoo from a couple weeks ago.
Artist is Lea Ligot from Labyrinth Tattoo.
Artist is Lea Ligot from Labyrinth Tattoo.
I own an SV-98 with suppressor and 10x scope for home defense
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I own an SV-98 with suppressor and 10x scope for home defense
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Original Takes for Orson Welles Wine Commercial
YouTube video by grimscribe126
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
One time in school I got another kid to believe my hand tremor pills were ecstasy and sold him one for twenty bucks.
He came back the next day telling me how he'd totally tripped balls on it.
He came back the next day telling me how he'd totally tripped balls on it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
One time in school I got another kid to believe my hand tremor pills were ecstasy and sold him one for twenty bucks.
He came back the next day telling me how he'd totally tripped balls on it.
He came back the next day telling me how he'd totally tripped balls on it.
🎶Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?🎶
🎶You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull🎶
🎶You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull🎶
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 AM
🎶Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?🎶
🎶You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull🎶
🎶You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull🎶
You see Eris this is why we don't invite you anywhere.
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
You see Eris this is why we don't invite you anywhere.
I dropped that lasagna on the floor but it's still good right. Little floor lasagna never hurt anyone.
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I dropped that lasagna on the floor but it's still good right. Little floor lasagna never hurt anyone.
The Belgians had it coming
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
The Belgians had it coming
Thinking of that quote about "You'll win every thinking person in America!" "That's not enough i need a majority."
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Thinking of that quote about "You'll win every thinking person in America!" "That's not enough i need a majority."
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I hate how right I was about this. You have not seen a single hyperventilating news story about This Poor Family Struggles To Afford Milk in the past 13 months.
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I hate how right I was about this. You have not seen a single hyperventilating news story about This Poor Family Struggles To Afford Milk in the past 13 months.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Performative cruelty. Like there's no reason you can't just fucking stand there and wait for them to come down, or use a fucking ladder like how they got up there, this is just flexing the power they have to appropriate whatever equipment and resources they want.
Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Performative cruelty. Like there's no reason you can't just fucking stand there and wait for them to come down, or use a fucking ladder like how they got up there, this is just flexing the power they have to appropriate whatever equipment and resources they want.
Look we only lost the exact two groups we need to stay competitive but
February 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Look we only lost the exact two groups we need to stay competitive but