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seattle sports posts. uphold dookuist-mothmaism.
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luv me ipa, luv me coffee, luv me seahawks, ate the republicans. simple as.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
-inaudible sound in the distance-

-you go to investigate, down darkened corridors-

-the sound grows louder and louder-

-you open a door with ominous lights behind it-

🎼 CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎼
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
he still has the physiognomy of a sickly victorian orphan
Nick Sirianni is now 28-11 on the road since being hired as Eagles head coach in 2021.

Best road record in the NFL during that time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the beautiful game
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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laFleur you can't be 5'2, french, have an overly manicured beard and be a inconsistent to dogshit play caller - pick a struggle!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the progressive backups commercials gotta be one of the better marketing choices in recent memory
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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“This game will be decided in the 4th quarter” Joe Buck if I have it my way it will be a 3-3 tie
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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immediate purchase at the bottle shop tonight, you can’t prove I didn’t lathe-of-heaven Burial into existence
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Waiter! Waiter! More slop please!
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
oops! all slop
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
packers head coach klint kubiak 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
extremely telegraphed draw
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
gonna be one of those games huh
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
jordan love braindead moment ✔️
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
late young lib ballots go brr
JUST IN: Katie Wilson is now ahead of Mayor Bruce Harrell in the Seattle mayoral race.

Stay tuned for details on today's count.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
every now and then i remember how lucky we are that we figured out how propagate vanilla, but also created artificial vanilla flavor. used to have to use ambergris.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i do not respect the denver broncos
ANY/A Value going into Week 10 MNF
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
-PETE CARROLL ON NOV. 14TH 2009
i am jealous of a tree
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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prompt post: what's your job after the revolution?
me: Poasts chronicler
January 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I got bored, so here's Major Lio Partagaz grabbing a cold one courtesy of our favorite Chilean lager.

#Andor #StarWars
May 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Nobody should be allowed to post
Cursed thought but I bet my life Krennic was leaking a bit at that moment destroying Jedha City, that man was an absolute freak.

I mean, hell, bro was smiling like a freak after being choked to his knees.
a man wearing a white jacket with a red and blue badge
ALT: a man wearing a white jacket with a red and blue badge
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Russ came in and his head coach got fired, call that Eat Daboll
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.

After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.

OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ken Walker
“What if Frog is lost in the woods?” said Toad. “What if he is cold and wet and hungry?”
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
well this just aged me into dust
Ant says the reason he gave his jersey away to the fan tonight is remembering when he was a kid in Atlanta trying to get @KDTrey5's jersey but always being in the nosebleeds
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
hmmm
The Steelers trying and failing to get another receiver at the deadline is gonna kill them this season
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM