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you are not immune to trenchant analysis
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2025 will be the 10th Seahawks season since Marshawn Lynch retired. I took a look back at the top rusher from each of the last 9 seasons to see if anyone has properly taken Lynch's place.

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Ranking Every Seahawks Top Rusher
On February 7, 2016, right in the middle of Super Bowl 50, Marshawn Lynch posted this photo on his twitter account captioned with a single deuces emoji. The best running back in Seahawks history &#…
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Crying in the club at the end of Horizon Zero Dawn, just like I did the other 10+ times I've completed the story of this game
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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-inaudible sound in the distance-

-you go to investigate, down darkened corridors-

-the sound grows louder and louder-

-you open a door with ominous lights behind it-

🎼 CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎼
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Doing Luthen Rael monologues because they got rid of the $5 movie bin
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Choose your fighter
December 15, 2024 at 10:07 PM
LaFleur performatively reads to make it seem like he's an intellectual, Sirianni performatively sounds words out to make it seem like he can read
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
14 seconds left no timeouts and you throw to the exact middle of the field
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LMAOOOOO
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why the fuck would you not sneak that lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Will Troy Aikman's head ever stop growing?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Good thing the seahawks didn't draft him and rolled with Drake Thomas instead
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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LaFleur gonna respond to that drive by manicuring the shit out of his beard.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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why is bo melton the main character of a monday night football game
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"He makes a lot of trades so he is a good GM" is madden brain
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jalyx Hunt almost killed that ref
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I am incredibly amused when I see a sports mascot "I just shit my pants" meme with three different fonts because it means that my shitpost from 4 years has made it into other people's brains but only through osmosis
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I sometimes wonder if perhaps Rome was started by exiles from Ferrix. It's not completely out of the question.

At some point in antiquity, and few ships of very competent soldiers (with almost no glup shittos) landed on Mina-Rau. Where did they come from?
His feelings on the Aeneid remain hard to surpass
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The bozo gene is evolving. Darwin would love this shit
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You know what'll kickstart our offense? Let's get Bo Melton out there
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Local Ford dealer that clearly recorded a video for tiktok/instagram and just slapped it over some b-roll footage of trucks on a sales lot and put it on tv...I am not impressed
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@30acrefortress.bsky.social aye dawg I heard you got madden codes to give out?
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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sure it will grandpa, now follow the signs back to the Oval Office
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My name is not Brad! I do not live in Arizona! I am not going to give the democrats money because of the Epstein files!
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM