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Trenchant Claus naughty list first round draft pick
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2025 will be the 10th Seahawks season since Marshawn Lynch retired. I took a look back at the top rusher from each of the last 9 seasons to see if anyone has properly taken Lynch's place.

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Ranking Every Seahawks Top Rusher
On February 7, 2016, right in the middle of Super Bowl 50, Marshawn Lynch posted this photo on his twitter account captioned with a single deuces emoji. The best running back in Seahawks history &#…
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Congratulations you're in 10th grade now, you're finally old enough to get a job as the body double for the queen in case someone wants to kill her (they do)
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Qui-Gon Jinn trying to make idle conversation while stranded on Tattooine:
Fucking wicked airstrikes dude. You Americans have killed a lot of sand. The sand was very evil
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Blogging is biphobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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New Mexico should make these the standard home uniforms. I like the cherry red, but these turquoise unis are outstanding.
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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WWII ended and Italy wanted to make sure everyone knew they weren't serious people so that they wouldn't get divvied up like Germany did, so they designed cars like this
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Me when I uh my wife me when wife uh she when I uh wife I when me ughggggggghhhhh
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The original disgusting brothers
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He's like if Mark Wahlberg leaned really hard into being the hate crime guy
That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Look i will never hand it to Stephen Miller but he's right that Italians aren't people
December 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Seven Brides is an awful premise and basically the whole movie outside of the musical numbers is painful, but my god man the barnraising dance scene is unparalleled
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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sometimes I look at my extremely comprehensible “photoshop express outputs” folder and wonder what kind of day I was having 2-4 years ago
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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God damn it Dutch! What other cookies do you got us making for the DA?!
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The reason for the season:
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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myles garrett breaking the sack record on mason rudolph needs to happen
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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We didn't get the right 3 ghosts for the job did we?
Such an unbelievable loser
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
SHE TEXTED ME I WIN
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Bam Margera? I thought you said Bomb Nigeria? Oh shit okay uhhhhhhhh"
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I think it's actually an incredible bit to release trailers for a movie and never release the movie. Do it for like 5+ years and then cancel the movie
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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look at this crazy jello my mom makes
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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No the president didn't have a stroke, he was staring into the palantir again (Walter Reed medical said he could) and these are just some residual effects of having the history of the Maia tattooed on his brain
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
God the Lobos uniforms are so sick
Uniform matchup for the Rate Bowl.

We got color vs color y’all!
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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bills and chiefs trade on draft night was in effect xavier worthy for keon coleman and both those players ended up being terrible lmfao
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM