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Morally the Seahawks defense deserve a shot at Caleb Williams just as a special treat for being such good little remorseless killers
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
They have been disbarred
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Connor Roy is a sportscaster now
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
You’re telling me these are District Attorney Bears
January 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
at some point I am going to need to see this man go through a whiteboard
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I am no longer actively afraid of the Rams — Seahawks are too holistically good for that — but we deserve a chance to watch something new, rather than an *eighth* NFC West showdown
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Headcanon is that Jason Myers deliberately kicked short of the landing zone and took a penalty on the kickoff after Shaheed’s TD in order to give the 49ers offense a sporting chance
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A prophecy about where his career is going to end up…?
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I am literally working on this as we speak
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
lol
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A joyous enough day that I’m even willing to actually read Kenneth’s emails for once
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Seahawks tied for the 7th most lopsided Divisional round victory in NFL history tonight, btw
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I have a bunch of time on a ferry home tomorrow, think I’m going to watch that entire game again from start to finish
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Went to dinner with about ~10 mins left in the 4th quarter, so I am only now getting to really savour how beautiful it is that the Seahawks paved their path to the NFCCG with the shattered pieces of the 49ers’ little Cinderella story
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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The Seahawks just played eight straight quarters against the 49ers without allowing a touchdown.
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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last thing you see before it all goes dark
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Michael Dickson
Who is the funniest person who could score next for the Seahawks?

I'm thinking Rylie Mills
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Who is the funniest person who could score next for the Seahawks?

I'm thinking Rylie Mills
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
A beatdown so bad that the /r/49ers mods deleted their game thread before the start of the 4th quarter www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comm...
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January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
asking for an extremely overrated friend
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
are you allowed to throw the ball from out of bounds
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Two more TDs gets you to 49 points @ Seahawks coaching staff
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
honestly they should start pulling some starters pretty soon
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I hope they're just being extra-cautious
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM