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Seahawks tied for the 7th most lopsided Divisional round victory in NFL history tonight, btw
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I have a bunch of time on a ferry home tomorrow, think I’m going to watch that entire game again from start to finish
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Went to dinner with about ~10 mins left in the 4th quarter, so I am only now getting to really savour how beautiful it is that the Seahawks paved their path to the NFCCG with the shattered pieces of the 49ers’ little Cinderella story
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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The Seahawks just played eight straight quarters against the 49ers without allowing a touchdown.
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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last thing you see before it all goes dark
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Michael Dickson
Who is the funniest person who could score next for the Seahawks?

I'm thinking Rylie Mills
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Who is the funniest person who could score next for the Seahawks?

I'm thinking Rylie Mills
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
A beatdown so bad that the /r/49ers mods deleted their game thread before the start of the 4th quarter www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comm...
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January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
asking for an extremely overrated friend
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
are you allowed to throw the ball from out of bounds
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Two more TDs gets you to 49 points @ Seahawks coaching staff
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
honestly they should start pulling some starters pretty soon
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I hope they're just being extra-cautious
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
displeasing
Charles Cross walked to the locker room right about the same time as that interception. Amari Kight is in at LT to start this drive.
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
see the challenge is that the 49ers have so much injury that you have to work really hard to provide a proportional quantity of insult
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Read this tweet out loud please
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Deommosore Losoir
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Kenneth Walker snuck some of the good shit they pumped into Sam's oblique
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
letting Leonard Williams come free on 4th down is sticking something else entirely into The Device
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
attempting to run on the Seahawks on 3rd & 3 is sticking your hand directly into The Device
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Turf monster ambush of Nwosu just saved Purdy's life
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
hoo boy that would certainly be one way to spend at least C$2,500
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
so we are all currently debating whether to make the financially irresponsible decision to buy tickets for the NFCCG right
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Whither Spoon? He's in your throwing lane, catching your balls
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM