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December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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the harvest is fun. warning: may contain truths
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Take it from one who spent months in a university course on the Falklands War trying to find the woke postcolonial angle against the British response (in opposition to a gaggle of tweed-clad Tory tits whose Thatcher fetish made everyone else pray for the mercy of an Exocet): it is not easily done
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Monday Night Football just gave Fort Minor the first royalty cheque they’ll have seen for “Remember the Name” in about a decade
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
who let Trevone Boykin out of the dustbin of history
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Good defense makes Mike Macdonald glitch out
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Might be over-parsing, but this Mike Macdonald answer to a direct question about replacing Bradford at RG stuck out to me — seems to confirm that Sundell has lost the starting C job (or, as I suspected, only had it in the first place because Olu was hurt in preseason.)
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
when ur contractually obligated to talk to Mike Salk
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m sorry you are not going to trick me with a lie as obvious as “the Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC”, this is clearly some kind of Matrix-style mind-prison and I am waking up
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I swear Mike is getting funnier
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Bo Nix has the very specific kind of vibes that make me want nothing more than for him to make it to the Super Bowl and lose by 40 to the Seahawks
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Riq you are just hilarious man
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you keep giving Coby Bryant opportunities, that little scamp is going to steal your balls
Two opportunities for Bryant, one for Emmanwori so far…
There are interceptions to be had
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Honestly at this point I am morbidly curious to see how big a margin of victory they can achieve without the offense scoring any points
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Checkdown Charnold over here
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Kenneth Walker could taste that touchdown
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Does Drew Lock have a 2017 Nick Foles run in him
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Every time someone utters the words “Defensive Sean McVay” the Doomsday Clock moves slightly closer to midnight
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ernest Jones you are now the quarterback
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Two opportunities for Bryant, one for Emmanwori so far…
There are interceptions to be had
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Vikings defense are not good enough to justify the Seahawks offense looking this janky
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
OUR CAROLINA PANTHERS
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Panthers I beg you to be serious for three more minutes
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If they really let Daniel Jones play two games on a fractured fibula before playing the Seahawks, DeMarcus Lawrence is going to end up indicted for murder
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I simply refuse to let Dave “Jacked Off So Much He Found God” Canales break my heart today
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM