Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
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Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
· Nov 14
seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter
assuming it’s the same one I got, the pancake one was one of the best maple beers I‘ve had
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
assuming it’s the same one I got, the pancake one was one of the best maple beers I‘ve had
goodness knows I was
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
goodness knows I was
it’s only one dozen of dollars. if I was already in Seattle I’d probably be at the Costco seeing if I can double-scan a different book and keep the receipt checker from noticing since the number of items is correct
who among us has not spent dozens of dollars on a guy’s crap book because it would make one’s posting better, for friends from online
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
it’s only one dozen of dollars. if I was already in Seattle I’d probably be at the Costco seeing if I can double-scan a different book and keep the receipt checker from noticing since the number of items is correct
“I don’t actually want it back, per se, I just want to see what proper packing looks like”
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“I don’t actually want it back, per se, I just want to see what proper packing looks like”
too distracted from HB bashing by them running with the mike macdonald quote that most furthers my agenda
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
too distracted from HB bashing by them running with the mike macdonald quote that most furthers my agenda
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Just added some more nostalgia pendants! I’m doing a heads up here before insta.
daniellepedersen.com
daniellepedersen.com
June 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just added some more nostalgia pendants! I’m doing a heads up here before insta.
daniellepedersen.com
daniellepedersen.com
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
Nita Refund and her husband, Kahn Tacta-Sellors
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Nita Refund and her husband, Kahn Tacta-Sellors
I’m too big a fan of the evil dead movies to ever complain about “corny but in on the joke”. the scene where jason gets stalled in a simulation with women who say they love drugs and premarital sex is cinema
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m too big a fan of the evil dead movies to ever complain about “corny but in on the joke”. the scene where jason gets stalled in a simulation with women who say they love drugs and premarital sex is cinema
jason x is a delight. more media should pull the “try to torch the franchise by sending it to space” move, as also done by crash team racing
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
jason x is a delight. more media should pull the “try to torch the franchise by sending it to space” move, as also done by crash team racing
yeah. where’s the dadgum car
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
yeah. where’s the dadgum car
experience growing up in the church tells me Catholic anti-abortion activism is suffused with torture porn on the level of PETA types protesting factory farming and some folks (consciously or otherwise) find themselves conspicuously attracted to it and confident in its persuasiveness
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
experience growing up in the church tells me Catholic anti-abortion activism is suffused with torture porn on the level of PETA types protesting factory farming and some folks (consciously or otherwise) find themselves conspicuously attracted to it and confident in its persuasiveness
have to figure that whenever Musk kicks it he’s going to bequeath his Twitter account to AI in the hopes that we assume he’s just doing a Howard Hughes shut-in thing indefinitely
xAI increasingly feels like a bunch of genetically modified raccoons sharing Elon's collective consciousness in a trenchcoat
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
have to figure that whenever Musk kicks it he’s going to bequeath his Twitter account to AI in the hopes that we assume he’s just doing a Howard Hughes shut-in thing indefinitely
It’s OK For Your Teeth To Be White
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It’s OK For Your Teeth To Be White
no true yinzer would flip off the Italian flag like that
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
no true yinzer would flip off the Italian flag like that
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We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills
tfw someone attempts to claim rodgers is still startable
February 13, 2026 at 11:14 PM
tfw someone attempts to claim rodgers is still startable
there’s like six sports reactions in here. death generators getting framemogged by whatever this is
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
there’s like six sports reactions in here. death generators getting framemogged by whatever this is
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“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing
DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing
poasterwahl go brrr
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
poasterwahl go brrr
misread “office” in that subhead
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
misread “office” in that subhead
Historically, there's more precedent in the NFL for putting bounties on players than there is for winning the game as the team with fewer points.
True statement, I guess. Have I actually made a point?
True statement, I guess. Have I actually made a point?
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Historically, there's more precedent in the NFL for putting bounties on players than there is for winning the game as the team with fewer points.
True statement, I guess. Have I actually made a point?
True statement, I guess. Have I actually made a point?
[me after three beers looking for Seattle-area work] durde talking about jobe
Durde talking about Jobe, stay for a surprise at the end.
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
[me after three beers looking for Seattle-area work] durde talking about jobe
I like to think I kept my brain sturdy by only ever viewing generative AI as a toy, rather than a work assistant or secret wife or whatever (and like most toys I got bored with it/unconvinced it was worth whatever damage it does)
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I like to think I kept my brain sturdy by only ever viewing generative AI as a toy, rather than a work assistant or secret wife or whatever (and like most toys I got bored with it/unconvinced it was worth whatever damage it does)