Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
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Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
· Nov 14
seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter
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Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
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Bluesky Moment
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Bluesky Moment
not going to participate in Tim Walz discourse. I don’t think anybody could’ve won with JJ McCarthy
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
not going to participate in Tim Walz discourse. I don’t think anybody could’ve won with JJ McCarthy
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🎵Football alone can make my song take flight / It’s over now, the wait for Sunday night🎵
The Phantom of the Opera should do one of the Football Night songs
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
🎵Football alone can make my song take flight / It’s over now, the wait for Sunday night🎵
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He is always here and has signs that say have faith in the Steelers and Believe in the Steelers. Against the Bengals he has a sign that says defeat Cin
I saw him on a Christmas eve game and told him happy birthday.
I saw him on a Christmas eve game and told him happy birthday.
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
He is always here and has signs that say have faith in the Steelers and Believe in the Steelers. Against the Bengals he has a sign that says defeat Cin
I saw him on a Christmas eve game and told him happy birthday.
I saw him on a Christmas eve game and told him happy birthday.
let’s get tummy ready to rumble
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
let’s get tummy ready to rumble
it is a bit bewildering to see all the grok bullshit happening on what used to be Twitter, which was pretty mainstream and normal levels of corporate evil until the ownership change. it’s like if Whole Foods started selling children
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
it is a bit bewildering to see all the grok bullshit happening on what used to be Twitter, which was pretty mainstream and normal levels of corporate evil until the ownership change. it’s like if Whole Foods started selling children
Things that are America B:
-Devin
Things that are America A:
-Reghan
-Devin
Things that are America A:
-Reghan
personal headcanon is that @danmynrd.bsky.social’s recurring character Devin and @cheatlines.co’s recurring character Reghan are siblings
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Things that are America B:
-Devin
Things that are America A:
-Reghan
-Devin
Things that are America A:
-Reghan
Riley Leonard after one full game against a good defense
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Riley Leonard after one full game against a good defense
libs don’t understand why we’re mad at Dems, so I’ll try an analogy. say I bought a bunch of fireworks, and when I set them off they started a wildfire, and when the fire department came out they were like “we can’t contain this, you shouldn’t have lit those fireworks.” I wouldn’t blame the *fire*
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
libs don’t understand why we’re mad at Dems, so I’ll try an analogy. say I bought a bunch of fireworks, and when I set them off they started a wildfire, and when the fire department came out they were like “we can’t contain this, you shouldn’t have lit those fireworks.” I wouldn’t blame the *fire*
why did Ben Roethlisberger end up the starting QB for the Vikings? because 7 8 9
what veteran QB is Minnesota going to bring in to "compete" with JJ McCarthy
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
why did Ben Roethlisberger end up the starting QB for the Vikings? because 7 8 9
this plus the colts running a fake punt on first down, how can you not be romantic about week 18
it's pretty funny
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
this plus the colts running a fake punt on first down, how can you not be romantic about week 18
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When was the last interaction with a Devin that made you go "that was fun and not offputting"
January 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When was the last interaction with a Devin that made you go "that was fun and not offputting"
the Bengals offense moving the ball during Myles Garrett sackwatch is a real “we only have to get lucky once” situation
January 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
the Bengals offense moving the ball during Myles Garrett sackwatch is a real “we only have to get lucky once” situation
HISTORIANS IN THE 2080s LOOKING AT THE 2020s:
That press was hilariously ineffective
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
HISTORIANS IN THE 2080s LOOKING AT THE 2020s:
Now we see who the real GOAT was. Belichick texted the went Brian, Brady texted all the Brians
Report: Tom Brady Wants To Pair Brian Flores & Brian Daboll With Raiders
Report: Tom Brady Wants To Pair Brian Flores & Brian Daboll With Raiders
According to Pro Football Talk, there’s a rumor going around in league circles right now that Raiders minority owner Tom Brady will target Vikings DC Brian Flores and former Giants HC Brian Daboll as the foundation of a new coaching staff in Las Vegas. All three men have deep connections to the Patriots dynasty and […]
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dlvr.it
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Now we see who the real GOAT was. Belichick texted the went Brian, Brady texted all the Brians
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would
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
would
well well well, not so easy to find a “first and goal, four-down territory” set of play calls that doesn’t suck shit, huh
January 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
well well well, not so easy to find a “first and goal, four-down territory” set of play calls that doesn’t suck shit, huh
personally I think I would find room on the tap list to note if a beer was brewed with HABANERO PEPPERS
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
personally I think I would find room on the tap list to note if a beer was brewed with HABANERO PEPPERS
press. don’t let receivers catch an uncontested screen pass
Tulsi Gabbard has just one principle. It has five letters and starts with P.
Tulsi Gabbard in 2019:
"The United States needs to keep our hands off Venezuela... end these destructive and wasteful regime change wars... proven to cause more problems, increase suffering, increase instability for the people in the countries where we wage these wars. In Latin America especially".
"The United States needs to keep our hands off Venezuela... end these destructive and wasteful regime change wars... proven to cause more problems, increase suffering, increase instability for the people in the countries where we wage these wars. In Latin America especially".
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
press. don’t let receivers catch an uncontested screen pass