Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
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Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
· Nov 14
seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter
set aside your feelings about Liz Bruenig for a second. also set aside everything she’s done to produce those feelings. pretend you’ve never heard of her, is what I’m saying. ok, ready? she published a short story
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
set aside your feelings about Liz Bruenig for a second. also set aside everything she’s done to produce those feelings. pretend you’ve never heard of her, is what I’m saying. ok, ready? she published a short story
too distracted from HB bashing by them running with the mike macdonald quote that most furthers my agenda
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
too distracted from HB bashing by them running with the mike macdonald quote that most furthers my agenda
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Just added some more nostalgia pendants! I’m doing a heads up here before insta.
daniellepedersen.com
daniellepedersen.com
June 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just added some more nostalgia pendants! I’m doing a heads up here before insta.
daniellepedersen.com
daniellepedersen.com
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
have to figure that whenever Musk kicks it he’s going to bequeath his Twitter account to AI in the hopes that we assume he’s just doing a Howard Hughes shut-in thing indefinitely
xAI increasingly feels like a bunch of genetically modified raccoons sharing Elon's collective consciousness in a trenchcoat
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
have to figure that whenever Musk kicks it he’s going to bequeath his Twitter account to AI in the hopes that we assume he’s just doing a Howard Hughes shut-in thing indefinitely
It’s OK For Your Teeth To Be White
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It’s OK For Your Teeth To Be White
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We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills
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“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing
DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing
[me after three beers looking for Seattle-area work] durde talking about jobe
Durde talking about Jobe, stay for a surprise at the end.
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
[me after three beers looking for Seattle-area work] durde talking about jobe
“imperial milk stout brewed with chocolate aged in tawny port and french cognac barrels for 24 months, further aged in willett bourbon barrels for 34 months (14% ABV)” “imperial stout aged 10yrs in st. george spirits single malt whiskey barrels (14.8% ABV)”
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
“imperial milk stout brewed with chocolate aged in tawny port and french cognac barrels for 24 months, further aged in willett bourbon barrels for 34 months (14% ABV)” “imperial stout aged 10yrs in st. george spirits single malt whiskey barrels (14.8% ABV)”
protagonism check: my favorite beer festival, which was supposed to be the weekend I was in CA, rescheduled (due to weather) to my birthday weekend/after drfax moves and released a few additional tickets quietly enough that I was able to get one. excited to day-drink alone because my fiancée left me
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
protagonism check: my favorite beer festival, which was supposed to be the weekend I was in CA, rescheduled (due to weather) to my birthday weekend/after drfax moves and released a few additional tickets quietly enough that I was able to get one. excited to day-drink alone because my fiancée left me
Chris Paul hits a huge instagram post to retire at 40
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Chris Paul hits a huge instagram post to retire at 40
big day for internecine forum-war arguments, huh. sure I’ll take that seriously [misty voice] On Opposite Day
the “AI agent callout post” thing is extraordinarily funny, but also a boon for Dead Internet Theory since at a glance it really does perfectly mimic the sort of internecine forum-war argument that happens multiple times a day without me bothering to look into it
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
big day for internecine forum-war arguments, huh. sure I’ll take that seriously [misty voice] On Opposite Day
again I was right in my analysis
as a vote-blue-no-matter-who democrat, I am excited for this November when we are going to elect Mikie Sherrill, Abigail Spanberger, and Zohran Mamdani
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
again I was right in my analysis
🎵30 softly focused brightly colored eyes🎵
15 Top Class Big Titty Wives
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
🎵30 softly focused brightly colored eyes🎵
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I'm not always the most uhhh read in on Youth Culture but a song that sounds like that being titled "NISSAN ALTIMA" has me like
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: Jessica Walter as Lucille bluth in Arrested Development adamantly saying "good for her"
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm not always the most uhhh read in on Youth Culture but a song that sounds like that being titled "NISSAN ALTIMA" has me like
this is the default vehicle in Exit 3A: The Game
Nissan Altima with a missing license plate EXCEPT there's a license plate in the rear window EXCEPT the license plate is half visible so nothing can scan it #AltimaLife #JustAltimaThings
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 AM
this is the default vehicle in Exit 3A: The Game
I have submitted the first of what will likely be several job applications for work out west. Now to celebrate, it is - at long last - Time
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I have submitted the first of what will likely be several job applications for work out west. Now to celebrate, it is - at long last - Time
this happened to my buddy Gluttony From Se7en
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
this happened to my buddy Gluttony From Se7en
shows the limits of Trump’s endorsement that it couldn’t help Robson make it to Election Day, so Biggs was able to clear the field thanks to Trump’s endorsement
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
shows the limits of Trump’s endorsement that it couldn’t help Robson make it to Election Day, so Biggs was able to clear the field thanks to Trump’s endorsement
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Sam Darnold Frees the angry spirits
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-da...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-da...
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Sam Darnold Frees the angry spirits
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-da...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-da...
obviously everyone’s gonna get their jokes off about Kim Ju Ae but some folks are, more obviously than others, not clicking through the links to see that she’s approximately 13
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
obviously everyone’s gonna get their jokes off about Kim Ju Ae but some folks are, more obviously than others, not clicking through the links to see that she’s approximately 13