Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
I'm the best dressed on Bluesky.
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm the best dressed on Bluesky.
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
immediate purchase at the bottle shop tonight, you can’t prove I didn’t lathe-of-heaven Burial into existence
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
immediate purchase at the bottle shop tonight, you can’t prove I didn’t lathe-of-heaven Burial into existence
SO came downstairs where the tv is
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
SO came downstairs where the tv is
Jaylen Warren, for that matter
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Jaylen Warren, for that matter
I draw one beer from my minifridge and add it to my hand
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I draw one beer from my minifridge and add it to my hand
got a protagonist joke with 15 seconds of switching the tv to something that isn’t football, the lathe never even stopped
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
got a protagonist joke with 15 seconds of switching the tv to something that isn’t football, the lathe never even stopped
Mrs. Yinzer: “Steve, the baby doesn’t need more Seahawks stuff.”
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mrs. Yinzer: “Steve, the baby doesn’t need more Seahawks stuff.”
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
you ever get emails about upcoming events and,
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
you ever get emails about upcoming events and,
Brain Worms Con confirmed in my inbox
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Brain Worms Con confirmed in my inbox
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DODGE A BLOCK
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DODGE A BLOCK
forgot pete’s quarterbacks are geno and the pickler
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
forgot pete’s quarterbacks are geno and the pickler
after one cfax beer
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
after one cfax beer
