Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
saving (bottle shop run was for CBD bullshit and I got distracted)
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
saving (bottle shop run was for CBD bullshit and I got distracted)
burial my beloved
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
burial my beloved
oh yeah that’s burial to a t
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
oh yeah that’s burial to a t
a kids book running gag for every poaster
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
a kids book running gag for every poaster
that can’t be true, it says right here you’re a carpenter named Brad Naylor. hey wait a minute
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
that can’t be true, it says right here you’re a carpenter named Brad Naylor. hey wait a minute
Reposted by Coffee Porter Jr.
Dr. Sports D-MD have you met Woodland Slime, I'm not sure if they technically have a gender but they also like KOTOR II
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dr. Sports D-MD have you met Woodland Slime, I'm not sure if they technically have a gender but they also like KOTOR II
lot of people on here never completely left twitter
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
lot of people on here never completely left twitter
Reposted by Coffee Porter Jr.
This but its my brain
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This but its my brain
oh to be a child filled with wonder, willing to believe the villains blew the duel because the cards had feelings or something
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
oh to be a child filled with wonder, willing to believe the villains blew the duel because the cards had feelings or something
decent odds my yugioh deck (which has been tournament-illegal since like 2008) is in a box somewhere around here
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
decent odds my yugioh deck (which has been tournament-illegal since like 2008) is in a box somewhere around here
SO came downstairs where the tv is
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
SO came downstairs where the tv is
yeah well no one else at my school was playing the digimon card game
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
yeah well no one else at my school was playing the digimon card game
ME AN HOUR AGO: I’ll leave this silly nostalgia show on, it’ll be a nice break from yelling at politics and sports
ME NOW: why the fuck are you playing jigen bakudan in main phase 2, even if he’s in defense mode there’s no reason to wait until after attack phase
ME NOW: why the fuck are you playing jigen bakudan in main phase 2, even if he’s in defense mode there’s no reason to wait until after attack phase
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ME AN HOUR AGO: I’ll leave this silly nostalgia show on, it’ll be a nice break from yelling at politics and sports
ME NOW: why the fuck are you playing jigen bakudan in main phase 2, even if he’s in defense mode there’s no reason to wait until after attack phase
ME NOW: why the fuck are you playing jigen bakudan in main phase 2, even if he’s in defense mode there’s no reason to wait until after attack phase
Jaylen Warren, for that matter
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Jaylen Warren, for that matter
I really wasn’t interrogating some feelings about pegasus as a kid, was I
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I really wasn’t interrogating some feelings about pegasus as a kid, was I