Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
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Coffee Porter Jr.
@unlox.bsky.social
· Nov 14
seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter
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They’re saying this post is going to get 7 likes
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They’re saying this post is going to get 7 likes
immediate purchase at the bottle shop tonight, you can’t prove I didn’t lathe-of-heaven Burial into existence
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
immediate purchase at the bottle shop tonight, you can’t prove I didn’t lathe-of-heaven Burial into existence
need Pelosi and Sulzberger on board at this rate
Add a new name to the list of House Democrats calling for Schumer to resign: Rep. Veronica Escobar tells @axios.com he "should not" remain as leader.
She joins:
Glenn Ivey
Ro Khanna
Delia Ramirez
Seth Moulton
Shri Thanedar
Rashida Tlaib
Mike Levin www.axios.com/2025/11/10/s...
She joins:
Glenn Ivey
Ro Khanna
Delia Ramirez
Seth Moulton
Shri Thanedar
Rashida Tlaib
Mike Levin www.axios.com/2025/11/10/s...
Chuck Schumer faces mounting calls from Democrats to resign as Senate leader
A half dozen House Democrats called for the Senate leader to step aside this week.
www.axios.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
need Pelosi and Sulzberger on board at this rate
The AFC North: We Consider Mids Loud
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The AFC North: We Consider Mids Loud
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Dr. Sports D-MD have you met Woodland Slime, I'm not sure if they technically have a gender but they also like KOTOR II
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dr. Sports D-MD have you met Woodland Slime, I'm not sure if they technically have a gender but they also like KOTOR II
it’s funny every time but the answers ending with “these nuts” and the categories that contain “nutting” kill me
this thumbnail from Jeopardy! looks like a YouTube Poop but it is from Actual Jeopardy!
These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
it’s funny every time but the answers ending with “these nuts” and the categories that contain “nutting” kill me
Russ came in and his head coach got fired, call that Eat Daboll
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Russ came in and his head coach got fired, call that Eat Daboll
seeing the “every time loop movie is a Groundhog Day ripoff” take floating around
describing a BLT: it's a salad-based tacolike with breakfast elements
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
seeing the “every time loop movie is a Groundhog Day ripoff” take floating around
rereading this, I feel like it did help it hold up a bit the next day that it was shot through with pessimism about how yesterday was gonna go
I grasp that the timeline has some other things going on, but I had longform thoughts about elections this week and subsequent discourse that I’d been kicking around and drafting for a couple days, and before the Steelers game is kind of the last minute I can get them in
Sturdy Reflections After Election Night 2025
yeah yeah I'm not happy about posting on substack either but I had exactly two existing blogging accounts that I use to follow other people and the world doesn't need to see my tumblr
substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
rereading this, I feel like it did help it hold up a bit the next day that it was shot through with pessimism about how yesterday was gonna go
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This but its my brain
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This but its my brain
alright. alright, bad night in politics and sports. I’m pivoting; it’s fall (laudatory) outside, I have the last beers I ever bought from my dearly departed favorite bar, and the first thing random streaming decided to show me was the yugi vs. pegasus duel. I can cope
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
alright. alright, bad night in politics and sports. I’m pivoting; it’s fall (laudatory) outside, I have the last beers I ever bought from my dearly departed favorite bar, and the first thing random streaming decided to show me was the yugi vs. pegasus duel. I can cope
oh no
my bsky namesake, no
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
oh no
zero first downs and a Boswell field goal from the Pacific Ocean, experience Steelers football
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
zero first downs and a Boswell field goal from the Pacific Ocean, experience Steelers football
I grasp that the timeline has some other things going on, but I had longform thoughts about elections this week and subsequent discourse that I’d been kicking around and drafting for a couple days, and before the Steelers game is kind of the last minute I can get them in
Sturdy Reflections After Election Night 2025
yeah yeah I'm not happy about posting on substack either but I had exactly two existing blogging accounts that I use to follow other people and the world doesn't need to see my tumblr
substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I grasp that the timeline has some other things going on, but I had longform thoughts about elections this week and subsequent discourse that I’d been kicking around and drafting for a couple days, and before the Steelers game is kind of the last minute I can get them in
I think it’s good if Darnold gets his goofball game out of the way when the Seahawks are up by 80
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think it’s good if Darnold gets his goofball game out of the way when the Seahawks are up by 80
I’m getting the end of Jags/Texans instead of my beloved Seattle Seahawks
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m getting the end of Jags/Texans instead of my beloved Seattle Seahawks
the jets did what
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the jets did what
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: Perhaps tails needs better messaging.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: Abandoning the norms of coin-flipping may also be the key to tails winning.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: It must be indicative of something. Option one, tails is losing on purpose. Two, a spectacular demonstration of tails’ fecklessness.
GUIL: Perhaps tails needs better messaging.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: Abandoning the norms of coin-flipping may also be the key to tails winning.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: It must be indicative of something. Option one, tails is losing on purpose. Two, a spectacular demonstration of tails’ fecklessness.
And here I thought the 250th was supposed to be about the American people. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/u...
A Two-Headed Coin That Always Comes Up ‘Trump’
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: Perhaps tails needs better messaging.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: Abandoning the norms of coin-flipping may also be the key to tails winning.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: It must be indicative of something. Option one, tails is losing on purpose. Two, a spectacular demonstration of tails’ fecklessness.
GUIL: Perhaps tails needs better messaging.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: Abandoning the norms of coin-flipping may also be the key to tails winning.
ROS: Heads.
GUIL: It must be indicative of something. Option one, tails is losing on purpose. Two, a spectacular demonstration of tails’ fecklessness.
tryptophan thanksgiving might be a myth but the curse of the nap remains real
“A Nigerian official was told by a U.S. counterpart that, with Thanksgiving coming up, Nigeria should go quiet and wait for the president’s attention to shift, a Nigerian official said.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
tryptophan thanksgiving might be a myth but the curse of the nap remains real
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today is the day I win a medal for having the correct opinion on episode 8
June 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
today is the day I win a medal for having the correct opinion on episode 8
[folksy drawl] y’know, you might say you have skibidi rizz, but gooners in ohio are gonna take one look at your gyatt and know you ain’t no sigma chad drip king
the quoted figure — John Kennedy, R-LA, may look like a Senator but he is actually a Twitch streamer
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
[folksy drawl] y’know, you might say you have skibidi rizz, but gooners in ohio are gonna take one look at your gyatt and know you ain’t no sigma chad drip king
Mrs. Yinzer: “Steve, the baby doesn’t need more Seahawks stuff.”
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mrs. Yinzer: “Steve, the baby doesn’t need more Seahawks stuff.”
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
The Baby when Quandre Diggs goes on waivers:
