Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
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Mike Mamula is turning some heads at the combine…
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Mike Mamula is turning some heads at the combine…
A tale told by an eedjit, full of sound and fiori
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
A tale told by an eedjit, full of sound and fiori
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waiting for this so call pizza to cool down too hot now it might hurt us
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
waiting for this so call pizza to cool down too hot now it might hurt us
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training a carrier pigeon so that when lines of communication have been cut the masses will still be told that jay leno never touched his tonight show money
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
training a carrier pigeon so that when lines of communication have been cut the masses will still be told that jay leno never touched his tonight show money
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The authoritarian regime buoyed by an oppressive surveillance apparatus has produced a chilling effect on free speech, yet I must speak the truth: because of inflation, Two and a Half Men is now Three Men.
August 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The authoritarian regime buoyed by an oppressive surveillance apparatus has produced a chilling effect on free speech, yet I must speak the truth: because of inflation, Two and a Half Men is now Three Men.
We have to get little lamb’s cousins on here. Anybody have invite codes?
Luckily I was just a control in my family’s social experiments. You should see some of the cousins they did stuff to
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
We have to get little lamb’s cousins on here. Anybody have invite codes?
Unfortunately 20th century dance crazes are not a useful lens by which to observe American society and culture. It’s just people shaking various body parts
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Unfortunately 20th century dance crazes are not a useful lens by which to observe American society and culture. It’s just people shaking various body parts
I'm just not sure the SEC is in a position to compete nationally
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm just not sure the SEC is in a position to compete nationally
I feel like Nick Saban's secret sauce was PAYING PLAYERS before you were allowed to
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I feel like Nick Saban's secret sauce was PAYING PLAYERS before you were allowed to
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If you have the means to furnish your bunker with 10 years worth of supplies…….now would be the time to do so
April 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you have the means to furnish your bunker with 10 years worth of supplies…….now would be the time to do so
Gluing fallen sticks back on the trees
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Gluing fallen sticks back on the trees
Would you ever double dip a chip?
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Would you ever double dip a chip?
Installing homemade roundabouts in my neighborhood in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Installing homemade roundabouts in my neighborhood in 2026
Boring people bore people
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Boring people bore people
Ok fine I’ll turn off keyboard clicks on my phone for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Ok fine I’ll turn off keyboard clicks on my phone for 2026
A lot of silent film directors did become butlers if this fictional movie is to be believed
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A lot of silent film directors did become butlers if this fictional movie is to be believed
Good news, you’re in a mansion with a butler. Bad news, no doorknobs and the butler is an aging film director
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Good news, you’re in a mansion with a butler. Bad news, no doorknobs and the butler is an aging film director
They used to say you can’t have a hit book with a character named Marmie
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They used to say you can’t have a hit book with a character named Marmie
William Holden stuck in a mansion with no doorknobs. For every day he survives we install one doorknob
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
William Holden stuck in a mansion with no doorknobs. For every day he survives we install one doorknob
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My only real new years project was starting a novelty account on here called "The Burping Farter" and it didn't even last 3 hours before being banned. So thank you, Bluesky moderation. 2026 already starting off with Fascism.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
My only real new years project was starting a novelty account on here called "The Burping Farter" and it didn't even last 3 hours before being banned. So thank you, Bluesky moderation. 2026 already starting off with Fascism.
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