Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
I owe my followers $10
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I owe my followers $10
Your courtesy fav just dropped
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Your courtesy fav just dropped
Under a blue gray October sky
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Under a blue gray October sky
This is an R. Crumb character
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is an R. Crumb character
The Goodwill mannequin is struggling but aren’t we all
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Goodwill mannequin is struggling but aren’t we all
Quick, this is my opening to share my couple year-old dentist comic
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Quick, this is my opening to share my couple year-old dentist comic
Good to see he's got the all important public vote of confidence from his bosses! That always means he's got plenty of runway to go
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October 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good to see he's got the all important public vote of confidence from his bosses! That always means he's got plenty of runway to go
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
I like how they cribbed the '59 Sox hat
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I like how they cribbed the '59 Sox hat
A tournament of one’s own
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A tournament of one’s own
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your salted nut roll
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your salted nut roll
Popping the baby shower invitations in the mail
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Popping the baby shower invitations in the mail
Bringing Battery Daddy into the job interview
October 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bringing Battery Daddy into the job interview
No one is doing it like the local funeral home
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No one is doing it like the local funeral home
Don't bother with this one. It neither rhymes nor makes even a glancing reference to baseball
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Don't bother with this one. It neither rhymes nor makes even a glancing reference to baseball
Goose Gossage threw the pine tar home run to George Brett. A Yankees part-owner named Barry Halper bought the ball from a fan for $500 and Gossage inscribed the following on it:
![wikipedia screenshot: "Barry, I threw the fucking thing." [26]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:khfzuw4cubjn7rclbanc4kqb/bafkreiepve6cgdnmts7hoc74a2cnwh37qsh6my334xfslrptirergotr7a@jpeg)
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Goose Gossage threw the pine tar home run to George Brett. A Yankees part-owner named Barry Halper bought the ball from a fan for $500 and Gossage inscribed the following on it:
Chase Meidroth having a normal one with the piece of gum
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Chase Meidroth having a normal one with the piece of gum
I got rained on riding my bike and it made my shirt look like a cool 90’s shirt
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got rained on riding my bike and it made my shirt look like a cool 90’s shirt
Ok so I remembered it wrong. But down 2, this is inexplicable. And he shot 4 free throws the whole game. Incredibly passive play from by far the best player in the country at the time.
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ok so I remembered it wrong. But down 2, this is inexplicable. And he shot 4 free throws the whole game. Incredibly passive play from by far the best player in the country at the time.
This rang up on my receipt “T. rex masculine”
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This rang up on my receipt “T. rex masculine”